Silly idiot wey be my staff, e don tay wey e wan take position from me become supervisor, but the idiot no go skool, and me a whole Masters holder, next thing im say im go wallop me, I just look am shake head, how i wish this was Lagos

Why don't you explain more bro? Not sure what you're getting at, I'm sure others are confused too!

eKWutoZiaM:

Silly idiot wey be my staff, e don tay wey e wan take position from me become supervisor, but the idiot no go school, and me a whole Masters holder, next thing im say im go wallop me, I just look am shake head, how i wish this was Lagos

You claim to have a masters speaking like that?  I could barely make sense of your post, Ace.

eKWutoZiaM:

Silly idiot wey be my staff, e don tay wey e wan take position from me become supervisor, but the idiot no go school, and me a whole Masters holder, next thing im say im go wallop me, I just look am shake head, how i wish this was Lagos

^{Inshort. . dis has got ta b some tin ta jus laught @ n not Comment iight??}

can anyone  translate this in English or Igbo please?
   





          _{nwa nnaa gi na oyibo unu na esse okwu?}     

I liked the way the guy wrote that pidgin english. omo, you sabi am o .

Hero:

You claim to have a masters speaking like that? I could barely make sense of your post, Ace.

wetin you no mean? say bros jack masters no mean say him no go fit fire him pidgin de go. i sure say if e enter wetin oyibo grammatical go do, the bros go fit represent.

abegi

Hero:

You claim to have a masters speaking like that? I could barely make sense of your post, Ace.

It is called 'pidgin', Nigeria's 'unofficial' native tongue. It has nothing to do with one's educational qualification and intelligence.

Hero:

You claim to have a masters speaking like that? I could barely make sense of your post, Ace.

Bros Hero, dem dey call Pighin, you hear me so.

eKWutoZiaM:

Silly idiot wey be my staff, e don tay wey e wan take position from me become supervisor, but the idiot no go school, and me a whole Masters holder, next thing im say im go wallop me, I just look am shake head, how i wish this was Lagos

Translation:

Translation(eKWutoZiaM):

A junior colleague at work, who has no college degree and who has been tirelessly and desperately seeking ways of taking away the position of Supervisor from me, a Masters degree holder, has just threatened me physically. Pitifully, I couldn't do anything because I'm a stranger in New York, how i wish this was Lagos

Thread Starter: are you looking for advise or are you just sharing? lol!!
this is funny because i know how many people i and plenty of others wuda f**ked up if we weren't in da states.

toshmann:

wetin you no mean? say bros jack masters no mean say him no go fit fire him pidgin de go. i sure say if e enter wetin oyibo grammatical go do, the bros go fit represent.

abegi

Word!


Thanks @ richyblack

@ topic i dey enjoy your yarns sooooooooo tey

i laff fall for ground " '

nor mind the ewu -nama

i feel you on that lagos ish jare

if na lagos you for don "arrange -well " for am

Gosh. This guy's pidgin is thick. Thanks for the translation Richy black