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[:PHCN:] Power Holding Company Of Nairaland. by Homar(m): 2:00pm On Oct 21, 2012
My fellow nairalanders under the region of jokes section we the leading party of this jokes section NJPC are recruiting employees to join the PHCN (power holding company of nairaland) we took over from PHCn (power holding company of nigeria) because of their lack of proper management cause they had a madman as the manager->BG . Now we need employees who are qualified in the following areas . . . . Those who are expects in collecting bribe . . . . Those who can not differentiate the positive and negative of current . . . . Those who can carry wires and also drive a van . . . . A financial secretary who is not a con . . . . A treasurer that is trustworthy . . . . An assistant manager . . . . And the most important position - the general manager . Those who do not do well in the job will be removed by the ceo's of the company Homar . Suto and Ekeroyal .
Re: [:PHCN:] Power Holding Company Of Nairaland. by bunmioguns(m): 2:10pm On Oct 21, 2012
I bet u must av typed all dis trash wit ur d.ic.k

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Re: [:PHCN:] Power Holding Company Of Nairaland. by Valiantvaliant(m): 2:15pm On Oct 21, 2012
Homar: My fellow nairalanders under the region of jokes section we the leading party of this jokes section NJPC are recruiting employees to join the PHCN (power holding company of nairaland) we took over from PHCn (power holding company of nigeria) because of their lack of proper management cause they had a madman as the manager->BG . Now we need employees who are qualified in the following areas . . . . Those who are expects in collecting bribe . . . . Those who can not differentiate the positive and negative of current . . . . Those who can carry wires and also drive a van . . . . A financial secretary who is not a con . . . . A treasurer that is trustworthy . . . . An assistant manager . . . . And the most important position - the general manager . Those who do not do well in the job will be removed by the ceo's of the company Homar . Suto and Ekeroyal .
:-| AND THAT'S ALL FOLKS.
Re: [:PHCN:] Power Holding Company Of Nairaland. by Nobody: 2:25pm On Oct 21, 2012
bunmioguns: I bet u must av typed all dis trash wit ur d.ic.k
Rotflmcao
Re: [:PHCN:] Power Holding Company Of Nairaland. by Homar(m): 3:00pm On Oct 21, 2012
bunmioguns: I bet u must av typed all dis trash wit ur d.ic.k
no i used your girlfriend toto to write am if you see her ask her she go tell you . Hediot .
Re: [:PHCN:] Power Holding Company Of Nairaland. by Homar(m): 3:01pm On Oct 21, 2012
PretiEbony: Rotflmcao
you no d take eye see dick na .
Re: [:PHCN:] Power Holding Company Of Nairaland. by Xymc1(m): 7:18pm On Oct 21, 2012
*Smh silently walks out of thread*
Re: [:PHCN:] Power Holding Company Of Nairaland. by ekeroyal(m): 11:21pm On Oct 21, 2012
Homar: My fellow nairalanders under the region of jokes section we the leading party of this jokes section NJPC are recruiting employees to join the PHCN (power holding company of nairaland) we took over from PHCn (power holding company of nigeria) because of their lack of proper management cause they had a madman as the manager->BG . Now we need employees who are qualified in the following areas . . . . Those who are expects in collecting bribe . . . . Those who can not differentiate the positive and negative of current . . . . Those who can carry wires and also drive a van . . . . A financial secretary who is not a con . . . . A treasurer that is trustworthy . . . . An assistant manager . . . . And the most important position - the general manager . Those who do not do well in the job will be removed by the ceo's of the company Homar . Suto and Ekeroyal .
Re: [:PHCN:] Power Holding Company Of Nairaland. by Lagusta(m): 12:19am On Oct 22, 2012
RUBBISH!!!!!!!!














MTSCHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!













*throws a carton of bangers into the thread*
Re: [:PHCN:] Power Holding Company Of Nairaland. by engrfcuksmtin(m): 8:44am On Oct 22, 2012
Explodes and kills the OP. Adieu homar
Lagusta: RUBBISH!!!!!!!!














MTSCHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!













*throws a carton of bangers into the thread*
Re: [:PHCN:] Power Holding Company Of Nairaland. by Homar(m): 10:17am On Oct 22, 2012
Now i know my enemies
Re: [:PHCN:] Power Holding Company Of Nairaland. by larride(m): 4:16pm On Oct 22, 2012
Homar: Now i know my enemies

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin


O'Beef
Re: [:PHCN:] Power Holding Company Of Nairaland. by Nobody: 4:25pm On Oct 22, 2012
Homar: you no d take eye see dick na .



I tire for this kind girl oooooooooooooooo
Re: [:PHCN:] Power Holding Company Of Nairaland. by bunmioguns(m): 4:29pm On Oct 22, 2012
MOGUL.O:




I tire for this kind girl oooooooooooooooo






sharap. . . . does all this trash he had written so far make any sense embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed
Re: [:PHCN:] Power Holding Company Of Nairaland. by Nobody: 4:39pm On Oct 22, 2012
Bunmi! Are u talking to me


If yes!




Wait and see!
Re: [:PHCN:] Power Holding Company Of Nairaland. by Homar(m): 9:36pm On Oct 22, 2012
bunmioguns:






sharap. . . . does all this trash he had written so far make any sense embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed
na in madness we trust make sense ? Thunder fire your blokus there hediot .
Re: [:PHCN:] Power Holding Company Of Nairaland. by bunmioguns(m): 9:42pm On Oct 22, 2012
Homar: na in madness we trust make sense ? Thunder fire your blokus there hediot .


Mumu. . If it does nt make sense @ least it will be funny.. . Bt urs did nt possess any characteristics of d two. . .get a life and stop reasoning with ur D..ick bro cool cool cool
Re: [:PHCN:] Power Holding Company Of Nairaland. by larride(m): 9:48pm On Oct 22, 2012
bunmioguns:


Mumu. . If it does nt make sense @ least it will be funny.. . Bt urs did nt possess any characteristics of d two. . .get a life and stop reasoning with ur D..ick bro cool cool cool

cool cool cool cool cool cool
Re: [:PHCN:] Power Holding Company Of Nairaland. by Homar(m): 10:26pm On Oct 23, 2012
bunmioguns:


dont mind me na my Mumu brain they worry me .Your joke make sense and its funny. And urs is the best ave seen keep it up . I hail you .
madman
Re: [:PHCN:] Power Holding Company Of Nairaland. by larride(m): 3:59pm On Oct 24, 2012
angry
Re: [:PHCN:] Power Holding Company Of Nairaland. by Nobody: 4:13pm On Oct 24, 2012
coolI volunteer to be da new treasurer grin
Re: [:PHCN:] Power Holding Company Of Nairaland. by Homar(m): 7:02pm On Oct 24, 2012
You are now given the post of the treasurer . But if you dare steal our moiney and run commot we go send firing squad to gun you down .
Re: [:PHCN:] Power Holding Company Of Nairaland. by Nobody: 7:04pm On Oct 24, 2012
Homar: You are now given the post of the treasurer . But if you dare steal our moiney and run commot we go send firing squad to gun you down .
thanks man,I no go chop your money very much cheesy
Re: [:PHCN:] Power Holding Company Of Nairaland. by Homar(m): 7:19pm On Oct 30, 2012
bolukaz: thanks man,I no go chop your money very much cheesy
pays his assistant to monitor how much he steals .
Re: [:PHCN:] Power Holding Company Of Nairaland. by larride(m): 7:59pm On Oct 30, 2012
angry angry angry
Re: [:PHCN:] Power Holding Company Of Nairaland. by Homar(m): 4:28pm On Oct 31, 2012
larride: angry angry angry
second madman
Re: [:PHCN:] Power Holding Company Of Nairaland. by yungkiz(m): 5:22pm On Oct 31, 2012
I apply 4 a driver,am gud in drivin ask aliko dangote... Am 1 of is former driver.
Re: [:PHCN:] Power Holding Company Of Nairaland. by Homar(m): 6:51pm On Oct 31, 2012
yungkiz: I apply 4 a driver,am gud in drivin ask aliko dangote... Am 1 of is former driver.
you are hereby given the job . Get me your waec cerfiticate and driver linense to me .
Re: [:PHCN:] Power Holding Company Of Nairaland. by searay(m): 10:19pm On Oct 31, 2012
Homar: My fellow nairalanders under the region of jokes section we the leading party of this jokes section NJPC are recruiting employees to join the PHCN (power holding company of nairaland) we took over from PHCn (power holding company of nigeria) because of their lack of proper management cause they had a madman as the manager->BG . Now we need employees who are qualified in the following areas . . . . Those who are expects in collecting bribe . . . . Those who can not differentiate the positive and negative of current . . . . Those who can carry wires and also drive a van . . . . A financial secretary who is not a con . . . . A treasurer that is trustworthy . . . . An assistant manager . . . . And the most important position - the general manager . Those who do not do well in the job will be removed by the ceo's of the company Homar . Suto and Ekeroyal Searay .
Re: [:PHCN:] Power Holding Company Of Nairaland. by Agybabe(f): 5:07am On Nov 01, 2012
Lol...whatever. Now you guys have taken over PHCN from the government, I pray God grants you guys the strenght to make sure candle and lantern industry liquidates fast in Nigeria. But if not...then you guys are just another_____ (fill in the gap).
Re: [:PHCN:] Power Holding Company Of Nairaland. by Homar(m): 8:13am On Nov 01, 2012
Agybabe: Lol...whatever. Now you guys have taken over PHCN from the government, I pray God grants you guys the strenght to make sure candle and lantern industry liquidates fast in Nigeria. But if not...then you guys are just what we need.

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