HMMMMM NAIJA NO DEY CARRY LAST....
There were 3 men livin 2geda in London.An Afro-American,a west Indian & a Nigerian.They were all starving becos dey dont hav money to buy food.
However upon coming close to a posh London restaurant in this classy neighbourhood, they decided 2come up wit a plan.The Afro-American went in first.
He got seated & ordered a three course meal wit white wine.When he had finished the meal,the waiter came by wit the bill.
The Afro-american shouted to d waiter"LISTEN MY MAN,I ALREADY PAID YOU!!" The waiter was very confused because he couldnt remembr being paid.But because he did nt want to cause any trouble.....he let the brother leave.
Five minutes later,the west Indian walked intodesame restaurant & ordered a five course meal wit red wine.When he finished eating,the waiter came by to collect the money for the food.
The west indian shouted "HEY,HEY,Look at my crosses.BUT HAVE PAID YOU ALREADY!".This time the manager came & had to calm down the west Indian,becos he dont want anythng to upset his custormers.He let tha guy go scot free.
Ten minutes later,the Nigerian guy walked in.And u know how nigerians behave now.He sat down,lit up a cigarette,& ordered the most expensive meal on the menu,plus two bottles of Guinness.After he had finished,the waiter came to collect the money for the meal,but b4 the Nigerian guy could say anything,the waiter spoke to him.
"Sir... I hav been having all sorts of problems all day & i cant understand it.Two other people like u came in earlier & ate,& they say that they paid me but i can't remember getting any money from them.So..."B4 he could finish complaining,the Nigerian guy interrupted,rat her emphatically,
"OGA I SORRY FOR YOU OOO.BUT DAT ONE NA YOUR OWN PROBLEM.I JUST WANT YOU TO GIVEME MY CHANGE!!

Bro

I have posted dis joke here b4


Sowie

dopeJemi: Bro

I have posted dis joke here b4


Sowie

i'm just seeing it 4 d first time and i luv it

realsammie:
i'm just seeing it 4 d first time and i luv it

Click on mah name

Go tru all mah topics

U'll c it


Since its ur first tym, no probz

realsammie:
i'm just seeing it 4 d first time and i luv it

thanks!

dopeJemi:

Click on mah name

Go tru all mah topics

U'll c it


Since its ur first tym, no probz

if u have posted it before what mah concern over it?



People are jst seeing it again

nd i dont know if anybody have posted it before

Ryda:



if u have posted it before what mah concern over it?



People are jst seeing it again

nd i dont know if anybody have posted it before

U shud be hapi I waz polite abt it

U fink oda peeps in d jokes section wud be so polite if dey were 2 comment abt it

If u fink I'm spewing shid

Post a joke dat haz bin posted here b4 n c d kinda comments u'll get

dopeJemi:

U shud be hapi I waz polite abt it

U fink oda peeps in d jokes section wud be so polite if dey were 2 comment abt it

If u fink I'm spewing shid

Post a joke dat haz bin posted here b4 n c d kinda comments u'll get

u knw i wont do vhat.

Lolz,9ice joke @dopejemi u posted it hia and so no b copy and paste u do waka pass jor

Lolz,9ice joke @dopejemi u posted it hia and so no b copy and paste u do waka pass jor

Ogbiaboy: Lolz,9ice joke @dopejemi u posted it hia and so no b copy and paste u do waka pass jor

Guy abeg no vex

I just say mk I tell ​A̶̲̥̅̊
♏ down

Incase anoda person wan yarb ​A̶̲̥̅̊
♏

Cuz its normal in jokes section

dopeJemi:

Guy abeg no vex

I just say mk I tell ​A̶̲̥̅̊
♏ down

Incase anoda person wan yarb ​A̶̲̥̅̊
♏

Cuz its normal in jokes section

u don yab me aLready nah!!


;>

Ryda:



u don yab me aLready nah!!


;>

Ahn ahn!

I no polite reach?

Na polite yarbin I give u na

dopeJemi:

Ahn ahn!

I no polite reach?

Na polite yarbin I give u na

yarbin nah yarbin


either polite or rude


no lemme start o!!

Ryda:


yarbin nah yarbin


either polite or rude


no lemme start o!!

No vex bros

Buh wen u c real yarbing 4 dis jokes section

U go knw say na word of encouragement I give u

dopeJemi:
No vex bros

Buh wen u c real yarbing 4 dis jokes section

U go knw say na word of encouragement I give u

mehn u no know me o

dis one no be yarbin

no worry i go start with u.

Ryda:


mehn u no know me o

dis one no be yarbin

no worry i go start with u.

Start wiv who?

Me

Lwkmd!

Ask who Dopejemi be 4 dis section

dopeJemi:

Start wiv who?

Me

Lwkmd!

Ask who Dopejemi be 4 dis section

u wanna die?



Why u dey fear nah...i neva start u say mke i ask wHo 'ÐoPEMUJI' be



if dem bOrn u welL type rubish.

Ryda:



u wanna die?



Why u dey fear nah...i neva start u say mke i ask wHo 'ÐoPEMUJI' be



if dem bOrn u welL type rubish.

Lwkmd!

Dis boy wan quit jokes section 2day

B4 u
I waz

U still a boy

I aint gat tym 4 beefs nau

dopeJemi:

Lwkmd!

Dis boy wan quit jokes section 2day

B4 u
I waz

U still a boy

I aint gat tym 4 beefs nau

Lwkmd

'B4 u
i waz'

idiot can u tell us d meaning of what u just typed

May thunda renovate ur wretched life...ode oshi!!

I wont beef u

i'lL teach u.

Ryda:

Lwkmd

'B4 u
i waz'

idiot can u tell us d meaning of what u just typed

May thunda renovate ur wretched life...ode oshi!!

I wont beef u

i'lL teach u.

Go and ask ur grandfada wah 'b4 u, I waz' mean

Ode first class

Mehnn! I'm outta here

Demented she-male

If u quote me, I won't quote bk

N u knw wah dah means Kiddo

Dopejemi & ryda I feel 2 of u,are u pple tired common let's do beef

yungkiz: Dopejemi & ryda I feel 2 of u,are u pple tired common let's do beef

Hehehehehehehe

Nah! I hate beefs

I'd rada go wiv pork

dopeJemi:

Go and ask ur grandfada wah 'b4 u, I waz' mean

Ode first class

Mehnn! I'm outta here

Demented she-male

If u quote me, I won't quote bk

N u knw wah dah means Kiddo

Ðo u knw wah cOwards do?


They run!!

If u run...may thunder systematicalLy decompose ur life


#AMEN.

yungkiz: Dopejemi & ryda I feel 2 of u,are u pple tired common let's do beef

u better dnt interfere in2 dis mata

no worry i go turn Ð hand of cLock
4 u.

Ryda:


Ðo u knw wah cOwards do?


They run!!

...may thunder systematicalLy decompose my life


#AMEN.

Seconded

larride:

*yawns

A good lawyer knows the law; a clever one takes the judge to lunch.