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Joke 4 D Day by ybot: 9:52am On Oct 25, 2012
Akpos steals meat inside a pot of stew nd the mother accuses him...here is the conversation btw dem

Mother : Akpos!!
Akpos :yes mama!!
Mother : y did u steal d meat in d pot of stew?
Akpos : me ke !...i did not steal any meat oooo!!..is it big or small ?
Mother : no
Akpos :sweet or not
Mother : sweet
Akpos : u see..i dont even kno so how come you are now accusing me?
Mother : oya swear! swear!!
Akpos : ok...if i stole meat 4rm d pot of stew,rain shuld fall
Voice 4rm above: hahahahahahahahahaha
(rain starts falling)
Mother : ok..now did u steal it or not?
Akpos sadsurprised)..its a lie ooo,rain is a liar..ok if rain is telling d truth,this
morning shuld quickly turn to night
Voice 4rm above: hehehehehehehehehehehehehe
(within 2secs,morning turned 2 nigth)
Mother : do u av any more swear again?
Akpos : haba!!...ehhhh!!..i dont kno y d world is against me oo..ok....if
morning is saying the truth,i shuld b a billionaire 4rm now on till i die
Voice 4rm above : if i hear!!
Akpos : ?
Re: Joke 4 D Day by MCDumexx: 11:36am On Oct 25, 2012
ybot: Akpos steals meat inside a pot of stew nd the mother accuses him...here is the conversation btw dem

Mother : Akpos!!
Akpos :yes mama!!
Mother : y did u steal d meat in d pot of stew?
Akpos : me ke !...i did not steal any meat oooo!!..is it big or small ?
Mother : no
Akpos :sweet or not
Mother : sweet
Akpos : u see..i dont even kno so how come you are now accusing me?
Mother : oya swear! swear!!
Akpos : ok...if i stole meat 4rm d pot of stew,rain shuld fall
Voice 4rm above: hahahahahahahahahaha
(rain starts falling)
Mother : ok..now did u steal it or not?
Akpos sadsurprised)..its a lie ooo,rain is a liar..ok if rain is telling d truth,this
morning shuld quickly turn to night
Voice 4rm above: hehehehehehehehehehehehehe
(within 2secs,morning turned 2 nigth)
Mother : do u av any more swear again?
Akpos : haba!!...ehhhh!!..i dont kno y d world is against me oo..ok....if
morning is saying the truth,i shuld b a billionaire 4rm now on till i die
Voice 4rm above : if i hear!!
Akpos : ?

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Re: Joke 4 D Day by Onyiclassic(f): 12:54pm On Oct 25, 2012
lwkmd
Re: Joke 4 D Day by larride(m): 4:11pm On Oct 25, 2012
If i hear
Re: Joke 4 D Day by Laitesmart(m): 4:24pm On Oct 25, 2012
Wetin
larride: If i hear
Re: Joke 4 D Day by larride(m): 4:46pm On Oct 25, 2012
Laitesmart: Wetin

Say you wet for bed again.
Re: Joke 4 D Day by Lagusta(m): 9:53pm On Oct 25, 2012
I love this......






















If I hear say the joke no sweet, make thunder fire your left yansh
Re: Joke 4 D Day by Laitesmart(m): 6:47am On Oct 26, 2012
larride:

Say you wet for bed again.
If i hear...
Re: Joke 4 D Day by Ryda(m): 7:44am On Oct 26, 2012
E dry zmalL

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