me am all alone here!!
my girlfriend is in nigeria, i will probably call her for like two hours
n tell her many sweet sweet things

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My friend, did you not read where I said I'll be spending mine in an asylum? Tell me something that I don't know jare, Captain Obvious.

Sorry o! No vex! Na me find your trouble. I take am like joke say you be kolo mental, but since you don talk say na for your own aso rock (asylum) na im you wan spend your val, i no get yans again.

Make i no too talk before you bite my butter bodi

i guess im gonna spend it like any other day considering im single but might end up being pissed off at the end of the day cos there's gonna be mad traffic jam on the island that day.ENJOY!!!!!

HOW WILL I SPEND MY VAL DAY?

Everything I do everyday pinky? Sit and use the PC all day.

Too bad you will say.


That's me for you.

You can volunteer to change how I live my life.

prince84:

me am all alone here!!
my girlfriend is in nigeria, i will probably call her for like two hours
n tell her many sweet sweet things

E de sweet me to play devils advocate here, lol

@prince84

How you sure say your babe never get another person to tell am sweet nonsense for your back. Shebi you de for ukraine and she de naija and you know say we naija boys like to de put sand sand for person garri.

How you sure say she de faithful for naija? You get police wey de worry am and de give am bumper to bumper marking?

How you take know say she go siddon for house that day de wait for your phone call and de miss you? Abi you never think am say one bobo go de shadow am since you no de there to do van damme protect your property

How you sure say prospective toaster for naija never promise to marry am and go use that vals day blind am with present and romance that day?

Shebi you talk say she be only your girl friend and not your wife yet abi? How you know say she never de do runs for your back and de do love wantintin with another guy now or tomorrow for your back?

And lastly no console your self say you trust am because that one na tired excuse boys de use when fear don de catch them

Chei i be devil true true! I can imagine how my mind go de scatter now if to say na me them ask all this kin questions before vals day and i no de there to monitor my babe.

God i thank you say i de single o! I no fit carry this kin hypertension at my young age!

Am singles, but that doesn't mean that I don't deserve to make the day memorable. While all your friends are complaining about having to buy their girlfriends gifts for Valentine's Day. Get myself that Gucci shirt I've seen on display for weeks now, I would check out the new restaurant, I've always wanted to try and make the night memorable by taking it easy with my close friends, bring home my favorite meal, watch TV, and rent those movies that I've always wanted to watch but never had the chance to, then relax in bed with a music going,The point is to do whatever I want, and thank my lucky star that am ALIVE

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at an asylum

very hilarious, i  cud  recommend very good ones, like, belle reve,, the  have  padded  rooms  n all

but if u r in naija, emmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, cant really come up with  a  glam asylum, unless u are thinking of the  white gar,ment churches prayer ground!!!,

on a serious note, since  the  val  falls  in  on  a  wkday, it  sure is  gonna  be  tough, 4  peeps  that  r  working, its a pity that there aint many good romantic places, outdoors in naija that is very safe after dark,

Am glad you have unequivocally stated that you don't have home training, hence your barb about If you no get money,just say so. I know you fall under the category of scam artists that will be on the prowl on vals day looking for free chocolate and fanta to drink that day, lol,

If you de find flower, come pick bitter leaf for my backyard hang for your room.

Longer throat!

chai e be like woman don show this one pepper
no wonder im don begin grow bitterleaf
e kpele sir

_{Just 6 words " keep away from the street corners"}

i will have an encounter with my God!

@ topic , by myself as of now and im not complaining

+osisi:



chai e be like woman don show this one pepper
no wonder im don begin grow bitterleaf
e kpele sir

_{Just 6 words " keep away from the street corners"}

E kple na o! Iya were

Since you and your fanta longer throat friends don show me pepper, case don close. shebi na chocolate and teddy bear you de wait for abi? No worry, i go make sure say you recieve one carton of CHOCO MILO, A BUNCH OF WATER LEAF AS FLOWERS, GO IBADAN ZOO GO BORROW THE GORRILLA FOR THERE TO REPLACE TEDDY BEAR FOR YOU MAKE YOU HUG AND AS FOR PERFUME, HMMM, I NO SURE SAY YOU FIT APPRECIATE CORRECT PERFUME, MAYBE LAILA, SOSO ROBIA  OR  AIR FRESHENER BUT IF YOU LIKE RAID, TELL ME NOW IN ADVANCE MAKE I BUY 2 FOR YOU.

kOLO!
Na awoof this wan de find for vals day! If you like no go line up collect your welfare benefit take buy garri chop, de wait for omo boy to buy you the thing wey you never see and chop before wey go finally give you running stomach!

WERE!

lawyer quit embarrassing yourself jare. osisi is a married woman

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lawyer quit embarrassing yourself jare. osisi is a married woman

You this girl reloaded. What is your problem? E be like say you de use style style de love up for me o! Talk true no lie! and if osisi don marry, how that one concern me. Na me de Bleep am?

one word,
CIVILITY

Working of course! Everyday is a valentine's day in ma neighbourhood! Always in love!

"LAWYER"

ABEG NO MIND THEM JARE, DO YOU THING

"LAWYER"

ABEG NO MIND THEM, DO YOUR THING JARE

no be small tin

its passing out day for us batch A '07 corpers
so we shall b matching on parade ground showing our country some luv

Still thinking on the kind of treat i will give to me VIRGIN babe

Still thinking on the kind of treat i will give to my VIRGIN babe

We are going to Singapore on the 10th and will be there till the 15th specifically for our Val and also our daughter who is just more than 2 years old is also going with us and we hope this will be the most memorable Val for us, i cant wait for the 14th of February hmmmmmm.

Its passing out day for me too (Batch A).
May i'd show some luv to my female corper friends or better still, select one just 4 that day!

Wel, wld definately spend ma at work, working ma ass off, and reporting 2 a rather ungrateful boss! _{did i jst say dat?!}

I am going to be chilling. Do some shopping for myself and buy some gifts for the chicks.
cheers

I know say babes go like this section. Well I no get much to say just that i either spend my val for beer parlour. Me and my babe go drink 2 crates of big stout and go relax for the nearby hotel room.

@ Lawyer
[b]Rubbish! Valentines day is an over rated experience and always tends to favour women than men. Its as if all the chicks of this planet collude that valentines day is their birthday and expect all the gifts on this planet to be by their bed side that day. Why should vals day be the chosen day to declare one's undying love to a chick? Why not the other 364 days?

I just think its a day girls turn into scam artists and 419ers to deprive men off their worldly possessions. The whole thing smacks of imbecility to me.

the chocolates, the flowers, the perfumes, the dinner and false hypocriscy of love that day just to intimidate others that are single, meanwhile the relationship is hanging on a cliff, mutual suspicion and trust exists and the cheatings that will soon follow suit.

Why pretend when if you love your partner you can celebrate vals day tonight with your partner and not be a follow follow.

P:S: Love doesnt exist on valentines day and its just a day to make more babies and hopefully make abortion doctors richer in 5 weeks time, yuk!

Stop day dreaming and get a life! Grin The real world doesnt remotely have time for such wishful day dreaming
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Na wa for this lawyer self, if you don't like Val day, pls don't spoil it for others. you don't have to be so bitter about the whole thing as if its a crime to be in love and dedicate a particular date to express it to the fullest. Why dont you keep celebrating your birthday everyday if you think its silly to dedicate a particular date for something. Wake up man, this is the 21st century.

Jeeeeezzz!!!!!!!!!!!! I knew this caption would attract more ladies than guys!!!!! Guys are barely recovering from the xmas/new year  expenses, Thank God is on a thursday. Guys go go work na.

Jeeeeezzz!!!!!!!!!!!! I knew this caption would attract more ladies than guys!!!!! Guys are barely recovering from the xmas/new year  expenses, Thank God is on a thursday. Guys go go work na.

Vals day is truly overrated, but should be enjoyed by everyone. Lets try 2 move away from the old fashioned tradition of spending vals day and do things differently, take a risk or add a spark or sumthin. Enjoy d day!

Squirrel @ Have fun wit my friends, the ones that are single,

why the single guy you prefer?

Well, to me i don't think Vals's Day is over-rated. I mean, of course we are supposed to show love everyday of our lives but if one day is separated still for this significance, i don't think that is too much.
The only problem to it is the confused meaning people give to it. Thinking ur spouses are the only beneficiaries and as if that isn't bad enough thinking sex is the hight/peak of it. Many people's idea of this Val thing is pathetic.

@Topic
I'm going to start that day with loving myself first, putting on a nice outfit even tho i'll be at work most of the time i'll make calls out to my loved ones. If there's gonna be any outing after work, well its yet undecided.

ill be marching on the parade ground under the hot sun, after which it'll be time to hustle and shunt for my nysc certificate, very romantic aint it