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| Akpors Again by autchman144(m): 7:20pm On Nov 05, 2012 |
akpors' elder brother, kevwe, travelled to.london months ago, leaving behind akpors, their aged mom & their pet cat, kelly. last week kevwe called from london to know how they're doing... KEVWE: akpors hw una de now, howz kelly? AKPORS: kelly done die. KEVWE (after a pause): akpors u for use small small reveal dis kine bad news na. u for jus say d cat fall inside well bt neighbors de try bring am out. den when i call again u go say e break neck small bt vet doctor de try revive am. den when i call again u go say dem try their best bt dem no fit save am. na so dem de reveal bad news in a mature way. u hear me? AKPORS: yes bros KEVWE: ok. hw about mama na? AKPORS: bros. mama sef fall inside well o. bt neighbors de try bring am out......bros....bros....hello....hello...... 1 Like |
| Re: Akpors Again by israel007: 11:30am On Nov 06, 2012 |
POLICE : Where do you live? AKPOS : With my parents. POLICE : Where do your parents live? AKPOS : With me. POLICE : Where do you all live? AKPOS : Together. POLICE : Where is your house? AKPOS : Next to my neighbours house. POLICE : Where is your neighbour's house? AKPOS : If i tell you, you won't believe me. POLICE : Tell me. AKPOS : Next to my house. |
| Re: Akpors Again by toygod2: 4:09pm On Nov 06, 2012 |
Som pple dnt deserve to live,if not dat its a crime to kill.......mstchw,all of u |
| Re: Akpors Again by autchman144(m): 5:29pm On Nov 07, 2012 |
toygod is 1 of dem |
| Re: Akpors Again by autchman144(m): 1:40pm On Nov 08, 2012 |
teacher: all idiots stand up (only akpos stands up) teacher: so u're an idiot akpos: no, i jus cudnt bear u standing alone... 1 Like |
| Re: Akpors Again by Holadokun(m): 3:41pm On Nov 08, 2012 |
autchman144: teacher: all idiots stand up  lwkmd o |
| Re: Akpors Again by MizCutie(f): 4:43pm On Nov 08, 2012 |
autchman144: teacher: all idiots stand upROTFWL. Nice1 But u pple no dey listen o. Mr akpors dey vex 4 una n una still dey post silly jokes about him. Mtcheww |
| Re: Akpors Again by autchman144(m): 5:51pm On Nov 08, 2012 |
Akpos na my guy. We yarn yesterday, e say na we get our mouth |
| Re: Akpors Again by autchman144(m): 9:23pm On Nov 08, 2012 |
Akpos was toasting a babe.... Babe: do u drink? Akpos: no. Babe: do u smoke? Akpos: no. Babe: do u womanize? Akpos: no. Babe: ok...do u do anything that's socially unacceptable? Akpos: yes, I just tell lies. |
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