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If USA Was Nigeria, Then Today's Headlines... by deepwaters(f): 3:41pm On Nov 07, 2012
I saw this post on fb and had quite a laugh. Enjoy and feel free to add yours-

If USA were Nigeria, today's headlines will read:
· Don't celebrate yet, Romney tells Obama (TELL
magazine)
· Romney Demands Vote Recount (Vanguard
newspaper)
· No evidence of manipulation (NTA news)
· The Church declares elections free and fair (News
Line)
· Election results for Arizona awaited (Channels news)
· Trucks with suspected ballot papers crosses into USA
from Mexico (STV news)
· Romney is an opportunist - Go back to your farm (AIT
news)
· McCain heads to Election Petition Tribunal (MITV)
· Free for all fight at Obama rally in Grant Park
(Channels TV)
· Republicans and Democrats supporters clash in Ketu
and Ajangbadi, 14 dead, Romney threatens more
heads will roll
· The people behind Obama's victory: True story
uncovered... Newswatch
. The Nation:Police take over all Democrats offices
across the country.
. Nigerian Tribune: I will make your Government
ungovernable - Mitt Romney

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