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Re: Would You Allow Your Wife To Get bosom Implants? by Nobody: 6:59pm On Nov 14, 2012
Siena:

If I was blowing my stack, I wouldn't have said "lol" at the end. Let's just say it's a good thing you're not a Judge. Because how you arrive at your conclusions about others you haven't met speak volumes.

Peace!

I beg to differ! I think I would make a very fine judge thank you very much. Peace!!
Re: Would You Allow Your Wife To Get bosom Implants? by Nobody: 7:08pm On Nov 14, 2012
ileobatojo: I beg to differ! I think I would make a very fine judge thank you very much. Peace!!

Says who? I just love your modesty! grin
Re: Would You Allow Your Wife To Get bosom Implants? by Nobody: 7:22pm On Nov 14, 2012
Siena:

Says who? I just love your modesty! grin

Thanks! I got it from my mama! smiley smiley tongue cool
Re: Would You Allow Your Wife To Get bosom Implants? by Nobody: 8:31pm On Nov 14, 2012
coogar:

how many what ifs for heaven's sake?
i married a honest woman....she's not going to firmly change her mind on something she knows would affect me! it's like asking her what if i marry a second wife or what if i firmly decide to have a sex change......those are fantasies!

i took my time to seek the woman i married - before her, i met many who would not go under the knife and i simply discarded them until i met the one who matched my cravings 99.99%. trust me, she cannot firmly change her mind - that is tantamount to felony!


You're married? shocked Wouldn't have guessed. Anyway I trust you had spectacular wife choosing skills and you most certainly would not choose a feeble minded, fickle, mind changing woman. No, not you! grin

But what if a loved one died as a result of plastic surgery (God forbid)? If that scared her for life would you accept her and continue to love her, tobacco pouches and all?

(by the way, I truly believe your answer is yes. Irrespective of whether you choose to admit it to us or not) wink
Re: Would You Allow Your Wife To Get bosom Implants? by coogar: 9:00pm On Nov 14, 2012
ileobatojo:
You're married? shocked Wouldn't have guessed. Anyway I trust you had spectacular wife choosing skills and you most certainly would not choose a feeble minded, fickle, mind changing woman. No, not you! grin

thank you very much.....never knew you have studied me so much


But what if a loved one died as a result of plastic surgery (God forbid)? If that scared her for life would you accept her and continue to love her, tobacco pouches and all?

the Lord giveth and taketh.....
there are 6 million ways to die....what if a loved one died via air crash or auto-crash, that would stop me from driving or flying? my wife knows what she must do to keep me thinking she's still a teenager.......the scars of the death of a loved one won't change that!


(by the way, I truly believe your answer is yes. Irrespective of whether you choose to admit it to us or not) wink

who is going to be with floppy boöbs? over my corpse, abeg!
Re: Would You Allow Your Wife To Get bosom Implants? by Nobody: 9:21pm On Nov 14, 2012
coogar:

thank you very much.....never knew you have studied me so much


In fact I have made it my sworn purpose in life to study you. My day sef is not complete unless I've spent several hours studiously pondering over your spectacular self.

coogar:

the Lord giveth and taketh.....
there are 6 million ways to die....what if a loved one died via air crash or auto-crash, that would stop me from driving or flying? my wife knows what she must do to keep me thinking she's still a teenager.......the scars of the death of a loved one won't change that!


Too many holes waiting to be poked in this argument. I'm pretty sure the majority of people reading this can see them, so I won't bother.

coogar:

who is going to be with floppy boöbs? over my corpse, abeg!

False braggadocio. Floppy b.o.o.bs lover!
Re: Would You Allow Your Wife To Get bosom Implants? by coogar: 10:57pm On Nov 14, 2012
ileobatojo:
In fact I have made it my sworn purpose in life to study you. My day sef is not complete unless I've spent several hours studiously pondering over your spectacular self.

invigorating.....


Too many holes waiting to be poked in this argument. I'm pretty sure the majority of people reading this can see them, so I won't bother.

there are no holes anywhere......death is certain, life is not!
people die giving birth......errr, that should stop every woman's dream of having kids?


False braggadocio. Floppy b.o.o.bs lover!

you wish!
my wife's boöbs is my most-prized possession - bite me!!
Re: Would You Allow Your Wife To Get bosom Implants? by slimyem: 11:43pm On Nov 14, 2012
So for all the men here(Coogar and Siena especially) who want their wives looking like a teen till forever,you know there's a condition called "pelvic prolapse" in which the vag turns inside out like a worn-out sock and hang between the legs as women grow older/after childbirth(exceedinly long phases of labour)..
Would you also have/require your wives fix that so they remain young for you?
Re: Would You Allow Your Wife To Get bosom Implants? by coogar: 11:46pm On Nov 14, 2012
slimyem: So for all the men here(Coogar and Siena especially) who want their wives looking like a teen till forever,you know there's a condition called "pelvic prolapse" in which the vag turns inside out like a worn-out sock and hang between the legs as women grow older/after childbirth(exceedinly long phases of labour)..
Would you also have/require your wives fix that so they remain young for you?

of course....vag renovation or reconstruction! thanks to science!
Re: Would You Allow Your Wife To Get bosom Implants? by slimyem: 11:48pm On Nov 14, 2012
coogar:

of course....vag renovation or reconstruction! thanks to science!
smh!!
i pity the woman already....
Re: Would You Allow Your Wife To Get bosom Implants? by coogar: 11:53pm On Nov 14, 2012
slimyem: smh!!
i pity the woman already....

or you envy her.......
continue to deceive yourself - your eyes would open when your husband puts you in a recycle bin and start humping a younger version of you......
Re: Would You Allow Your Wife To Get bosom Implants? by slimyem: 11:58pm On Nov 14, 2012
coogar:

or you envy her.......
continue to deceive yourself - your eyes would open your husband puts you in a recycle bin and start humping a younger version of you......
I could care less.....
Like getting implants and a vag reconstruction would stop him from humping someone else if he wants to in the first place...
Pfft!!
If imma do it(highly improbable anyways..),imma do it for me not so some d1ckhead wont find its way to another hole...
Re: Would You Allow Your Wife To Get bosom Implants? by coogar: 12:14am On Nov 15, 2012
slimyem:
I could care less.....
Like getting implants and a vag reconstruction would stop him from humping someone else if he wants to in the first place...
Pfft!!

maybe......you never know!
not getting yourself refurbished would give him the perfect excuse to hump another female like a camel grin cheesy


If imma do it(highly improbable anyways..),imma do it for me not so some d1ckhead wont find its way to another hole...

and it has not occurred to you that whatever you do for yourself in marriage is also for your husband? you got a lot to learn, slim!
Re: Would You Allow Your Wife To Get bosom Implants? by Nobody: 12:33am On Nov 15, 2012
slimyem: So for all the men here(Coogar and Siena especially) who want their wives looking like a teen till forever,you know there's a condition called "pelvic prolapse" in which the vag turns inside out like a worn-out sock and hang between the legs as women grow older/after childbirth(exceedinly long phases of labour)..
Would you also have/require your wives fix that so they remain young for you?

Come one girl! Forget what a guy wants (let's assume there isn't one in the picture). Would a woman with pelvic prolapse, who could afford surgery really leave her bits hanging out? I'm sure the answer's no. Besides being pretty unpleasant even to her, it must be extremely uncomfortable, not to mention a real intercourse killer.

This is bordering on the insane.

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Re: Would You Allow Your Wife To Get bosom Implants? by Jallowbalde: 12:39am On Nov 15, 2012
coogar:

or you envy her.......
continue to deceive yourself - your eyes would open your husband puts you in a recycle bin and start humping a younger version of you......

And there you go again; indicating that if a woman does NOT surgery up her body, her husband will go and cheat.

Bulls.
Re: Would You Allow Your Wife To Get bosom Implants? by Nobody: 12:42am On Nov 15, 2012
Jallowbalde:

And there you go again; indicating that if a woman does NOT surgery up her body, her husband will go and cheat.

Bulls.

Welcome back, Jallow. wink
Re: Would You Allow Your Wife To Get bosom Implants? by coogar: 12:43am On Nov 15, 2012
Jallowbalde:

And there you go again; indicating that if a woman does NOT surgery up her body, her husband will go and cheat.

Bulls.

there's a likelihood....
men are moved by what they see - women by what they hear.....i am a man - what do you know about a carrier of the xy chromosomes asides the patronising pillow talks you listen to every night!
Re: Would You Allow Your Wife To Get bosom Implants? by Jallowbalde: 1:21am On Nov 15, 2012
Siena:

Welcome back, Jallow. wink

why, thank you, dear sir/madamsmiley

coogar:

there's a likelihood....
men are moved by what they see - women by what they hear.....i am a man - what do you know about a carrier of the xy chromosomes asides the patronising pillow talks you listen to every night!

Ah, bulls again. "a likelihood". If my husband was stupid enough to fall into "likelihood" of cheating cause I got saggy bo*bs, then fa*k him all the way out the damn house.

And I am moved by what I see as well, I even took my own damn husband as an example. He has some really bad scars on his face, they bother HIM at times, but not me. Its part of his history, and part of his beauty. It is part of everything about him.

And I dont get any pillow-talks at night. Lol. I married a fulani bush-man, you think they are teached that kinda crap? grin
Re: Would You Allow Your Wife To Get bosom Implants? by Nobody: 1:28am On Nov 15, 2012
coogar:

invigorating.....

grin grin



there are no holes anywhere......death is certain, life is not!
people die giving birth......errr, that should stop every woman's dream of having kids?

Once again too many holes to be poked. Are you trying to tell me that you basically don't play the odds in this life? Do you wear a seat belt when you drive? Do you lock your doors when you go to bed at night? Do you have a smoke detector in your home? Do you look left and right before you cross the street? If you do any of these things then your argument is a failed one. It's that simple.

By the way, you're comparing a natural process that is essential for the survival of our species to cosmetic surgery?! angry Hey people, Mr Coogar's got ground breaking news; get breast surgery of face the extinction of the human race! Y'all heard it here first!! smiley



you wish!
my wife's boöbs is my most-prized possession - bite me!!

tongue
Re: Would You Allow Your Wife To Get bosom Implants? by Nobody: 3:06am On Nov 15, 2012
coogar:

of course....vag renovation or reconstruction! thanks to science!

Its Vag Rejuvination ..... a new procedure in town, anything to look great.... go lion opps lipsrsealed cooger go!
Re: Would You Allow Your Wife To Get bosom Implants? by spoilt(f): 5:09am On Nov 15, 2012
Re: Would You Allow Your Wife To Get bosom Implants? by Nobody: 5:30am On Nov 15, 2012
spoilt: www.goodbyeimplants.com

You are very funny, even a simple root canal has its own risks...lol, well you can can scare jjcs(is that right?) with your testimonies grin
Re: Would You Allow Your Wife To Get bosom Implants? by slimyem: 11:01am On Nov 15, 2012
coogar:

maybe......you never know!
not getting yourself refurbished would give him the perfect excuse to hump another female like a camel grin cheesy
like i said before....i really would not care...
Even if i had the body of a model,a cheat would always find some sort of excuse...



and it has not occurred to you that whatever you do for yourself in marriage is also for your husband?
Maybe...but it has also occured to me that at the end of the day,whatever results the surgery births,its first my body and my burden.
you got a lot to learn, slim!
school me!!
Re: Would You Allow Your Wife To Get bosom Implants? by coogar: 1:27pm On Nov 15, 2012
Jallowbalde:

why, thank you, dear sir/madamsmiley

Ah, bulls again. "a likelihood". If my husband was stupid enough to fall into "likelihood" of cheating cause I got saggy bo*bs, then fa*k him all the way out the damn house.

you're getting over-excited, calm down!


And I am moved by what I see as well, I even took my own damn husband as an example. He has some really bad scars on his face, they bother HIM at times, but not me. Its part of his history, and part of his beauty. It is part of everything about him.

i guess what you heard superceded what you saw. cheesy


And I dont get any pillow-talks at night. Lol. I married a fulani bush-man, you think they are teached that kinda crap? grin

oops, ma bad
Re: Would You Allow Your Wife To Get bosom Implants? by Nobody: 1:59pm On Nov 15, 2012
chaircover:

grin KK

Do you watch the embarrassing illness program on TV?. cant remember the channel now. There was this lady who after a kid decided to have a breasst lift which was fine. . . . until she decided to go on to have 2 more kids. Siena if you had seen those Breassts shocked shocked shocked they were totally the wrong shape due to the effect of the pregnancy's & the nipplees were in the wrong place and your tobaccos pouches you described would have been much better than what she had. On the program she wanted to get the breastts fixed but the surgeon said there was nothing he could do. I felt so sorry for her.

I know that this is probably not a common occurrence for things to go wrong, but I did feel really bad for her.

And look at me thinking of breast lift after having my baby...I guess I leave that until I have my 3 rd and last baby. But one thing certain, I Will get a breastlift. Life is too short not to enjoy it. cool cool
Re: Would You Allow Your Wife To Get bosom Implants? by Nobody: 2:07pm On Nov 15, 2012
slimyem: So for all the men here(Coogar and Siena especially) who want their wives looking like a teen till forever,you know there's a condition called "pelvic prolapse" in which the vag turns inside out like a worn-out sock and hang between the legs as women grow older/after childbirth(exceedinly long phases of labour)..
Would you also have/require your wives fix that so they remain young for you?

WTF! Perdon my ignorance, and here am I thinking of giving birth the natural way. I guess I go back to reconsider C-section. I no want anything to happen to my vigivigi cheesy cheesy.
Re: Would You Allow Your Wife To Get bosom Implants? by slimyem: 2:55pm On Nov 15, 2012
Siena:

Come one girl! Forget what a guy wants (let's assume there isn't one in the picture). Would a woman with pelvic prolapse, who could afford surgery really leave her bits hanging out? I'm sure the answer's no. Besides being pretty unpleasant even to her, it must be extremely uncomfortable, not to mention a real intercourse killer.

This is bordering on the insane.
oh well...
I just swung that to futher establish how much you are willing to do to have your woman in an almost perfect body..
Re: Would You Allow Your Wife To Get bosom Implants? by slimyem: 3:00pm On Nov 15, 2012
cheesycheesy

Re: Would You Allow Your Wife To Get bosom Implants? by spoilt(f): 3:45pm On Nov 15, 2012
jidegirl12:

You are very funny, even a simple root canal has its own risks...lol, well you can can scare jjcs(is that right?) with your testimonies grin

The real jjcs would be women who have not lugged around foreign objects in their bodies. Take a heed from people who have been there and have not slept since the surgery.
Re: Would You Allow Your Wife To Get bosom Implants? by spoilt(f): 5:38pm On Nov 15, 2012
At the end of the day health risks, perpetual discomfort will all be worth it to some for the brea.sts they want. Free country last time I checked.
Re: Would You Allow Your Wife To Get bosom Implants? by Nobody: 8:13pm On Nov 15, 2012
spoilt: At the end of the day health risks, perpetual discomfort will all be worth it to some for the brea.sts they want. Free country last time I checked.

High five grin
Re: Would You Allow Your Wife To Get bosom Implants? by Ivynwa(f): 1:54am On Nov 16, 2012
Vikin:

WTF! Perdon my ignorance, and here am I thinking of giving birth the natural way. I guess I go back to reconsider C-section. I no want anything to happen to my vigivigi cheesy cheesy.


Vigivigi!
You funny-o-o woman but the picture of that woman below ain't funny at all.
How in this world did that surgeon play with the poor woman's n*pples and have them that randomly positioned. Was he drunk or high on something when he surged her up? The bad side of having others "man-handle" ones body. Jeez!

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