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| What Will You Do When Your Daughter Starts To Date? by Ryda(m): 10:32pm On Nov 13, 2012 |
A man asks, “I know you’re crazy about that little daughter of yours, Steve. What are you going to do when she starts to date?” The father replied, “I imagine that I’ll take the first young man aside, put my arm around his shoulder, and pull him close to me so that only he can hear. Then I’ll tell him, “Do you see that sweet, littleyoung lady? She’s my only daughter, and I love her very much. If you were thinking about touching, kissing,or being physically affectionate to her in any way ... just remember ... I don’t mind going back to prison. do u agree with him? 10 Likes |
| Re: What Will You Do When Your Daughter Starts To Date? by captalex(m): 10:54pm On Nov 13, 2012 |
i'll have a big heart and ensure that the date takes place in our house. 2 Likes |
| Re: What Will You Do When Your Daughter Starts To Date? by Nobody: 11:09pm On Nov 13, 2012 |
This is exactly what I'll do.. Ryda: A man asks, “I know you’re crazy about that little daughter of yours, Steve. What are you going to do when she starts to date?” |
| Re: What Will You Do When Your Daughter Starts To Date? by jigwe101: 11:10pm On Nov 13, 2012 |
I'll make sure we both watch marathons of lifetime movies based on boy meets girl, boy tells girl he loves her, girl swears boy loves her, girl opens legs, gets pregnant, contacts HIV, then dies. I'll show her real live video of all sorts of STD. Then il make sure I know the boy, they are stalked and monitored. And a tracking device will be placed in her butt when shes a baby..incase of imcasity..until I trust my daughter 3 Likes |
| Re: What Will You Do When Your Daughter Starts To Date? by Francuiz: 11:54pm On Nov 13, 2012 |
jigwe101: I'll make sure we both watch marathons of lifetime movies based on boy meets girl, boy tells girl he loves her, girl swears boy loves her, girl opens legs, gets pregnant, contacts HIV, then dies. I'll show her real live video of all sorts of STD. Then il make sure I know the boy, they are stalked and monitored. And a tracking device will be placed in her butt when shes a baby..incase of imcasity..until I trust my daughter. Lol .Guy u are harsh. But finaly you ar nt going to marry her are u? |
| Re: What Will You Do When Your Daughter Starts To Date? by tunnytox(m): 11:55pm On Nov 13, 2012 |
Ryda: A man asks, “I know you’re crazy about that little daughter of yours, Steve. What are you going to do when she starts to date?” When he was knacking someone else's daughter he forgot how dear they were to their families? Like it or not someone must fcck your daughter, the ealier you accept this the better  3 Likes |
| Re: What Will You Do When Your Daughter Starts To Date? by duality(m): 11:55pm On Nov 13, 2012 |
point is, you may never know when she starts. 7 Likes |
| Re: What Will You Do When Your Daughter Starts To Date? by mallorca(m): 11:58pm On Nov 13, 2012 |
its her choice |
| Re: What Will You Do When Your Daughter Starts To Date? by roymary: 11:59pm On Nov 13, 2012 |
I will educate her as much as possible on values of Life, Fear of God, Sex and Diseases. Awareness starts at 8. 2 Likes |
| Re: What Will You Do When Your Daughter Starts To Date? by Ndoz(m): 11:59pm On Nov 13, 2012 |
I ll play my part as a father,i ll only advice her so she won't make mistakes but on one condition,if she is up to 21yrs |
| Re: What Will You Do When Your Daughter Starts To Date? by Nobody: 12:02am On Nov 14, 2012 |
Ndoz: I ll play my part as a father,i ll only advice her so she won't make mistakes but on one condition,if she is up to 21yrs21 ke, very unrealistic. When hormones start raging, you really want to be careful with her. |
| Re: What Will You Do When Your Daughter Starts To Date? by candieangel12(f): 12:06am On Nov 14, 2012 |
Lol I remember when I brought a boyfriend home 4 the first time. I was 14 n he was 15. My dad embraced him n then took him to the storage in our backyard, my dad keeps his gun collections in that storage. So of course, my dad shows him the guns n tells him to chose his favorite one. He chose a medium sized gun n my dad was like if he ever touches his little girl inappropiately, then he will use it n shoot him down. Lol of course my bf was freakin scared to touch me n I was scared to let him touch me cus I dint want my dad 2 shoot him. But it worked tho, cus we didnt kiss 4 like 2 weeks cus we were scared. When my parents found out some years later that I had started havin sex, now that was a whole different ball game lol 3 Likes |
| Re: What Will You Do When Your Daughter Starts To Date? by Nobody: 12:08am On Nov 14, 2012 |
All you can do is tell her to be careful with her actions as she will not be shielded from any negative consequence. Then give her incentives depending on what you can afford. A friend was actually promised a car to stay off boys in secondary school. For me though, bringing her up to truly know God is all I have to do. Other things will fall into place. 1 Like |
| Re: What Will You Do When Your Daughter Starts To Date? by Nobody: 12:08am On Nov 14, 2012 |
duality: point is, you may never know when she starts. gbagaun, gbagaun, gbagaun.... Closing time. A mi rele o baba, olojo oni o baba, gbogbo eko ti a ko ni nairaland, ma se je ki agbara esu ko sha je lokan wan. Aaaamiii 3 Likes |
| Re: What Will You Do When Your Daughter Starts To Date? by fittty(m): 12:14am On Nov 14, 2012 |
Well under my watchful eyes and right in my living room  |
| Re: What Will You Do When Your Daughter Starts To Date? by Nobody: 12:16am On Nov 14, 2012 |
Right after the day we receive her college acceptance letter to John Hopkins. |
| Re: What Will You Do When Your Daughter Starts To Date? by ektbear: 12:19am On Nov 14, 2012 |
this is why i hope i only have sons 2 Likes |
| Re: What Will You Do When Your Daughter Starts To Date? by sleekdot(m): 12:21am On Nov 14, 2012 |
As long as she has graduated top of her class in an ivy league school no problem. The guy. I would ask for his Police clearance, drug test, Blood test, HIV result, hair follicle test, Breath test, IQ test, His SAT scores, GRE scores, current GPA, Statement of Purpose, His career goals, His current Bank account, His projected Bank account in 5, 10, 40 yrs and how he hopes to get there, Whom his parents are and why he feels he needs to date my own daughter of all people considering the risk it involves knowing that I have a hunting license We would now watch the movie of How Samuel Doe was killed and ask him if he can recognize the younger version of me in the video 5 Likes |
| Re: What Will You Do When Your Daughter Starts To Date? by yemi2plus(m): 12:23am On Nov 14, 2012 |
It all depends on her age |
| Re: What Will You Do When Your Daughter Starts To Date? by Nobody: 12:23am On Nov 14, 2012 |
sleekdot: As long as she has graduated top of her class in an ivy league school no problem. Ah ahnnn, shey you sef accomplish all this? If care is not taken, you'll find her selling plantain chips under Ikeja bridge. 3 Likes |
| Re: What Will You Do When Your Daughter Starts To Date? by Nobody: 12:26am On Nov 14, 2012 |
I have a friend whose father once asked her boyfriend for his statement of account. |
| Re: What Will You Do When Your Daughter Starts To Date? by sleekdot(m): 12:26am On Nov 14, 2012 |
*Ileke-IdI: I would pass all that. And moreover I want my daughter and son to do better than me 2 Likes |
| Re: What Will You Do When Your Daughter Starts To Date? by Nobody: 12:26am On Nov 14, 2012 |
sleekdot: As long as she has graduated top of her class in an ivy league school no problem.I hope your girlfriend's father does this to you. |
| Re: What Will You Do When Your Daughter Starts To Date? by Nobody: 12:28am On Nov 14, 2012 |
sleekdot: Awww, this is sweet. |
| Re: What Will You Do When Your Daughter Starts To Date? by SirElaw(m): 12:28am On Nov 14, 2012 |
I'v actually given dis topic sum thought b4 n 2 b sincere, I still dnt knw wat I'll do...I guess time will tell. Wen I get 2 dt bridge, I'll surely cross it. 1 Like |
| Re: What Will You Do When Your Daughter Starts To Date? by sleekdot(m): 12:28am On Nov 14, 2012 |
watabambam: I would pass all those tests in flying colors |
| Re: What Will You Do When Your Daughter Starts To Date? by 18wheeler: 12:40am On Nov 14, 2012 |
I'll burst two bottles of heineken and after downing them, tune to my favourite sports channel...she has taken all the lessons I've given her and is ready to put them to the test. |
| Re: What Will You Do When Your Daughter Starts To Date? by free2ryhme: 12:44am On Nov 14, 2012 |
I will buy 2 pitbulls, 4 Rottweiler & 6 Alsatians ... 3 Likes |
| Re: What Will You Do When Your Daughter Starts To Date? by doeeyed: 12:52am On Nov 14, 2012 |
Preceding the dating period: Set conversations based on reality not expectations Early sex education, Definitely by 8-9yrs Pitch conversation at appropriate level Discuss pros n cons of relationships, se..x, raging hormones etc Regular updates on the front whilst encouraging her with her studies Make her responsible and accountable On her starting to date: Don't be the nerdy daddy.. Don't spy on her... give some credibility and enhance her responsibility Be firm and reasonable Go shopping or have cinema dates with her... treat her like a little princess then she has a pre-set expectation. Set times for dates with emphasis on school work. Invite her circle of friends over... PJ party, listen and advise as appropriate.... more likely to be mum role. *****more to come****** . 3 Likes |
| Re: What Will You Do When Your Daughter Starts To Date? by Sagamite(m): 12:56am On Nov 14, 2012 |
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| Re: What Will You Do When Your Daughter Starts To Date? by Nobody: 1:29am On Nov 14, 2012 |
there is a yoruba juju,whereby a girl's va.g.inal can never be penetratable by d1ck,na wetin i go use on her be that.then i will remove it when she is of age. |
| Re: What Will You Do When Your Daughter Starts To Date? by Nobody: 1:48am On Nov 14, 2012 |
Not much. If I do right by my family most of the good work would have been done by the time she is ready to date, say 16/18. Anything after then would be to reinforce what she already knows about mutual self respect and nurturing the kind of healthy relationships with men and women alike that propel her closer to her larger goals in life, whatever they may be. |
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