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The Job Interview Iq Questions!!! What A Terrific End! Enjoy by donsponky(m): 1:11pm On Nov 17, 2012
WHAT A TERRIFIC INTERVIEW!!!

Interviewer : There are 500 bricks on a
plane. You drop one outside.
How many are left ?
Applicant :
That's easy, 499
Interviewer : What are the three steps to put an
elephant into a fridge ?
...Applicant : Open the fridge. Put the
elephant in. Close the fridge.
Interviewer : What are the four steps to
put a deer into the fridge ?
Applicant : Open the fridge. Take the elephant out. Put
the deer in.
Close the fridge.
Interviewer : It's lion's birthday, all the
animals are there except one, why ?
Applicant : Because the deer is in the
fridge. Interviewer : How does an old woman
cross a swamp filled with crocodiles ?
Applicant : She just crosses it because
the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday.
Interviewer : Last question. In the end
the old lady still died, Why ? Applicant : Err....I guess
she drowned ?
Interviewer : No! She was hit by the
brick. You may leave now
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Re: The Job Interview Iq Questions!!! What A Terrific End! Enjoy by sats: 4:48pm On Nov 17, 2012
smiling ... i like d concept
Re: The Job Interview Iq Questions!!! What A Terrific End! Enjoy by visionbiafra: 5:11pm On Nov 17, 2012
Nice one

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