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Mind How You Explain Things To Kids. by bastrin(f): 10:54pm On Feb 06, 2008 |
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What are Politcs?" Dad says "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: , 1. Im the head of the family, so call me the president , 2. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. , 3. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the People. , 4. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working class. , 5. And your baby brother, we'll call him the future. "Now think about that and see if it makes sense." So, the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severly soiled his diaper So, the little boy goes to his parents room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nannys room. Finding the door locked, he looks in the peephole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad i think i understand the concept of politics now: The father says "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about" The little boy replies, "The president is screwing the working class, while the government is sound asleep. The people are being ignored and the Future is in deep $hit". |
Re: Mind How You Explain Things To Kids. by ThugLife1(m): 11:02pm On Feb 06, 2008 |
stale |
Re: Mind How You Explain Things To Kids. by Lolabbey: 11:37am On Feb 07, 2008 |
cool not seen it b4 |
Re: Mind How You Explain Things To Kids. by aristole(m): 12:58pm On Feb 07, 2008 |
honestly,haven't seen it before either.Nice |
Re: Mind How You Explain Things To Kids. by Lohlarh(f): 2:52pm On Feb 07, 2008 |
Nice one, its kool |
Re: Mind How You Explain Things To Kids. by Lolabbey: 2:55pm On Feb 07, 2008 |
@lorlhar, e b like sey we b name sake ooo how u dey now? |
Re: Mind How You Explain Things To Kids. by folly69(m): 3:03pm On Feb 07, 2008 |
heard it b4 bt still alrite |
Re: Mind How You Explain Things To Kids. by Lohlarh(f): 12:46pm On Feb 08, 2008 |
Yes o Lolabbey, we be name sake na only spellind dey different M also Lola, but no 'omo' lets hook up sis wuld hv dropped my num here but i fear o |
Re: Mind How You Explain Things To Kids. by Lolabbey: 12:48pm On Feb 08, 2008 |
thnk God sey u no drop am u 4 hear wetin u neva hear b4 lets meet at ur thread-------------------a must read 4 everone |
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