U dont need to sit there and be thinking of how u will celebrate this valentine just because are not hooked up, here is your bus stop. Hook up and enjoy your VAL![color=#770077][/color]

ok. . . . so what do i get from this hookup. . . you best be handsome o. . .

morenike09:

ok. . . . so what do i get from this hookup. . . you best be handsome o. . .

dont you dare try it _{if na joke make you stop am o}

PERVERT9:

don't you dare try it _{if na joke make you stop am o}

LOL. . . . am serious o. . . but the poster must first buy me a Lexus

morenike09:

LOL. . . . am serious o. . . but the poster must first buy me a Lexus

i,m warnig you dont let me commit murder o because of you i went to rub a bank just to buy you a lexus _{haba kilo tun fe ki se fun e o fe pami ni?}

PERVERT9:

i,m warnig you don't let me commit murder o because of you i went to rub a bank just to buy you a lexus _{haba kilo tun fe ki se fun e o fe pami ni?}

LOL. . . where is the Lexus sef? it's not in my garage na. .

morenike09:

LOL. . . where is the Lexus sef? it's not in my garage na. .

is your garage big enough to park my lexus? _{i dont think so}

can any girl in London hook up with me?

persn:

can any girl in London hook up with me?

DOES IT HAVE TO BE LONDON? WHY NOT ABEOKUTA?

PERVERT9:

is your garage big enough to park my lexus? _{i don't think so}

IT'S 9FT BY 50 FT. . . .

morenike09:

DOES IT HAVE TO BE LONDON? WHY NOT ABEOKUTA?

baby,u av 2 understand its 2 far away

morenike09:

IT'S 9FT BY 50 FT. . . .

thats no more a garage _{thats a borehole}

persn:

baby,u av 2 understand its 2 far away

lol, i was joking o

morenike09:

lol, i was joking o

ok no worries

Molenike babie,

u wants a rexus Babie boo hang on lets me just flash chukwujekwu in horrand. Whish rexus do u wants Car, jeeps, trailers or the wan that looketh like marcapolos. . . . . . . Whish coro do u want Is it led, gleen, yerrow, maloon or brue?

Oh bebe,
u're giving me erectlic shock. . . . . . . .

***screams into handset***
Bíàa nwokè m have u tlansfer the container of rexus jeeps 2 my bebe molenike, why the deray.

again, and this time am serious. . .dnt you dare direct such a post at me again

Bíkó, no vex. . . . . But why are u angly nah, the rexus ó dí in tlansit & me is vely handsome oh, igwe in my virrage prus masters diproma flom tolonto university.

RuuDie:

Bíkó, no vex. . . . . But why are u angly nah, the rexus ó dí in tlansit & me is vely handsome oh, igwe in my virrage prus masters diproma flom tolonto university.

mehn , you are wasting your talent here. Start organising your own "night of a hundred laugh".

Thanks u blos, but how wouz that help me get my bebe molenike, she is angly. . . . She lefuse 2 pick my call. Nwoké m, what can i does? Money is not the plobrem ehn, bíkó what can i does

RuuDie:

Thanks u blos, but how wouz that help me get my bebe morenike, she is angly. . . . She lefuse 2 pick my call. Nwoké m, what can i does? Money is not the plobrem ehn, bíkó what can i does

dude, we know insanity is your priority, but weting you dey put my ID name there. . . ok, let's hope it not moi. . .but i dnt blame the girl for not picking your call na. . . look at yourself in the mirror and record your self when you talk or go to a psycologist ASAP, am sure you'll be able to ratify what your PROBLEMS are. b/c you just dey come here and gibber

I ve been searching for one that will send me a kind word for this val
and I can only get criticism I came here only to so morenike09 quarreling
Ruudie. And I ask who will be my val thouge in a faceless forum

Chínékè. . . . . . . All that big, big glammar. . . . . . Chei!
Oh bebe, why na What did i does that bad ? I wants u 2 be my wan & onry varentine. . . . . I have rooks me in millor wellu wellu but me i doesn't see that plobrem that u talk abouts.
Oh bebe, container of rexus jeeps just allived at the port. I have booked shelaton & ra campaine tlopican just 4 the 2 both of us after we take a tlip 2 palis. I want 2 spoil u with money-egó, eulos, dorrars. . . . . . . . . Oh bebe why u does this 2 me?

still gibbering. . .seems you haven't take my advice

Gay club inc. sure u wanna join.

DOES IT HAVE TO BE LONDON? WHY NOT ABEOKUTA?

Thats the best place in 9ja

@Moreniks
Ruudie is just kidding. . .

tkb417:

Thats the best place in Nigeria

actually, i beg to differ

Just a visit will do the magic, i bet you, a trial will convice you

don't worry, i am planning on going to Abeokuta later in the future sha

Pls do

She digging my style, my swag, my suede,my swirve,
they know im the ish

she dey dig your style ko, she dey bury your style ni