On ma way home on
monday evening, I saw
a suit case! I took it
home and I opened it
and behold what I found
inside;$20,000 dollars!!
Fear first catch me, but
I took the bag home
and when ...I emptied It,
Ifound some
Documents, ID card,
ATM card and an
Iphone. Ithought about
throwing the sim away
and keep the phone and
also dispose the
documents and keep
the money. After a long
thought, I decided to
leave things as they
were, hoping thatthe
owner would call. Not
long after a call came
through on the Iphone, I
picked and talked with
the caller. Apparently it
was the owner of the
bag coz he named
absolutely every
content of the bag. We
met afterwards and i
handed him the bag. he
offered me
$2,000dollars but i
turned it down ,
hecollected my number
and i left.Yesterday he
called me and offered
me a job at Chevron
worth 750,000 Naira per
month, a 3 bedroom flat
fully furnished, and a
2012 BMW X6 As I was
smiling and testing the
car my brother just
slappedme and said
"Oya Oya Oya Wake up!!
Eba don ready!"

Kai. Na wa ooo

You nor give erm blow for EYe...

The teacher asked, "Boy what is your
problem?"
he answered, "I'm too smart for the first-
grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm
smarter than she is! I think I should be in the
third-grade too!" Teacher had enough. She
took Boy to the principal's office. While Boy
waited in the outer office, the teacher
explained to the principal what the situation
was. The principal told the teacher he would
give the boy a test and if he failed to answer
any of his questions he was to go back to the
first-grade and behave. She agreed. Boy was
brought in and the conditions were explained
to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: What is 3 x 3?
Boy : 9, maam!
Principal: What is 6 x 6?
Boy : 36, maam!
And so it went with every question the
principal thought a third-grade should know.
The principal looks at teacher and tells her,
"I think Boy can go to the third-grade. "
Teacher says to the principal, "I have some of
my
own questions. Can I ask him ?"
The principal and Boy both agreed.
Teacher asks: What does a cow have four of
that I
have only two of?
Boy : Legs, maam!
Teacher : What is in your pants that you have
but I
do not have?
Boy : Pockets!
Teacher: What starts with a C and ends with a
T, is
hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish
liquid?
Boy : Coconut!
Teacher: What goes in hard and pink then
comes out
soft And sticky?
(The principal's eyes open really wide and
before he
could stop the answer, Boy . was taking
charge )
Boy : Bubblegum, maam!
Teacher: What does a man do standing up, a
woman
does sitting down and a dog does on three
legs?
(The principal's eyes open really wide and
before he
could stop the answer )
Boy : Shake hands!
Teacher: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort
of
questions, okay?
Boy : Yep!
Teacher: You stick your poles inside me. You
tie me
down to get me up. I get wet before you do.
Boy : Tent
Teacher: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with
me
when you're bored. The
best man always has me first.
Boy : Wedding Ring, maam!
Teacher: I come in many sizes. When I'm not
well, I
drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
Boy : Nose!
Teacher: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates.
I
come with a quiver. What is it?
Boy : Arrow!
Teacher: What word starts with a 'F' and ends
in 'K'
that means lot of heat and excitement?
Boy : Firetruck!
Teacher: What word starts with a 'F' and ends
in 'K'
& if u don't get it, u have to use ur hand.
Boy : Fork!
Teacher: What is it that all men have one. It's
longer on some men, than on others,
the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to
his
wife after they're married?
Boy : SURNAME!
Teacher: What part of the man has no bone
but has
muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is
responsible
for making love ?
Boy : HEART, maam!
The principal a sigh of relief and said to
the teacher :
Principal: Huh! send this Boy .... to collage!!!
Even I got
the last ten questions wrong myself!
NOW CAN SOME BODY TELL ME HW GOOD IS D MIND OF D PRINCIPAL

YOU KNOW YOUR ANCESTORS FROM UR VILLAGE
ARE FOLLOWING YOU IF:
1. If you download anything on the internet
and it Fails at 99%
2. If you buy a bold 6 for 900k today and the
next day the price drops to 40k
3. You go to the restaurant on your first date,
and after eating fish, the bone chocks you!
4. After working for 30 days, you get fired
without salary
5. if you take cheat into the exam hall, and
cant understand your own handwriting
6. If u scope girl, take her to your room 4
action and junior does not stand
7. If after using a strong heavy perfume, your
body odour still remains stronger than RAID
8. If after photoshoping your Picture, you still
look ugly
9. If You Break-Up With Your Bf and he wins
100M UGX the next day!
10. If the person that you were cursing out in
traffic turns out to be the one interviewing
you for a job
11. If U lied to Armed robbers that u don’t
have a phone, then it rings
12. If junior refuses to stand on your
wedding night. You should know ITS FROM
UR VILLAGE
......ADD OTHERS.....

See 4uck up! Orimunpoto!

Cool!

MR XELA: On ma way home on
monday evening, I saw
a suit case! I took it
home and I opened it
and behold what I found
inside;$20,000 dollars!!
Fear first catch me, but
I took the bag home
and when ...I emptied It,
Ifound some
Documents, ID card,
ATM card and an
Iphone. Ithought about
throwing the sim away
and keep the phone and
also dispose the
documents and keep
the money. After a long
thought, I decided to
leave things as they
were, hoping thatthe
owner would call. Not
long after a call came
through on the Iphone, I
picked and talked with
the caller. Apparently it
was the owner of the
bag coz he named
absolutely every
content of the bag. We
met afterwards and i
handed him the bag. he
offered me
$2,000dollars but i
turned it down ,
hecollected my number
and i left.Yesterday he
called me and offered
me a job at Chevron
worth 750,000 Naira per
month, a 3 bedroom flat
fully furnished, and a
2012 BMW X6 As I was
smiling and testing the
car my brother just
slappedme and said
"Oya Oya Oya Wake up!!
Eba don ready!"

so it was a dream abi? na wa oooo

collinsola:








You nor give erm blow for EYe...

if na me i go slip dat bro he go turn 2 abraham wey dey count starz

.

MR XELA: YOU KNOW YOUR ANCESTORS FROM UR VILLAGE
ARE FOLLOWING YOU IF:
1. If you download anything on the internet
and it Fails at 99%
2. If you buy a bold 6 for 900k today and the
next day the price drops to 40k
3. You go to the restaurant on your first date,
and after eating fish, the bone chocks you!
4. After working for 30 days, you get fired
without salary
5. if you take cheat into the exam hall, and
cant understand your own handwriting
6. If u scope girl, take her to your room 4
action and junior does not stand
7. If after using a strong heavy perfume, your
body odour still remains stronger than RAID
8. If after photoshoping your Picture, you still
look ugly
9. If You Break-Up With Your Bf and he wins
100M UGX the next day!
10. If the person that you were cursing out in
traffic turns out to be the one interviewing
you for a job
11. If U lied to Armed robbers that u don’t
have a phone, then it rings
12. If junior refuses to stand on your
wedding night. You should know ITS FROM
UR VILLAGE
......ADD OTHERS.....

if u go mrkt go buy chelsea jersey...if gudluck wife na ur english teacher

oyetunji12: . if u go mrkt go buy chelsea jersey...if gudluck wife na ur english teacher

waitin chealsea do u guy, na my club ooo

A guy won a #10 million lottery, kept the
money inside a 'Ghana must go' bag, went
under a tree, buried the money, snapped the
spot and the tree with a camera and decided
to travel to London. As he was on a plane
heading to London, he brought out the
picture from the camera, stared at it and
was shocked to see Akpos on top of the tree
smiling
What would you do if you were the man?

I Know Some of You Thinks English Is Simple
But i Bet You'll Find It Difficultin This Aspect!
...Please Translate
"HOW MANY YEARS YOU TAKE SENIOR ME"
To Simple and Correct English... Let The Fun
Begin.

;DU 4 give am heavy slap