During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the vicar with an unusual offer.

"Look, I’ll give you £100 if you’ll change the wedding vows. When you get to me and the part where I’m to promise to ‘love, honor and obey’ and ‘forsaking all others, be faithful to her forever,’ I’d appreciate it if you’d just leave that part out." He passed the clergyman the cash and walked away satisfied.

It is now the day of the wedding, and the bride and groom have moved to that part of the ceremony where the vows are exchanged. When it comes time for the groom’s vows, the vicar looks the young man in the eye and says:

"Will you promise to prostrate yourself before her, obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife that you will not ever even look at another woman, as long as you both shall live?"

The groom gulped and looked around, and said in a tiny voice, "Yes." The groom leaned toward the vicar and hissed, "I thought we had a deal."

The vicar put the £100 into his hand and whispered back, "She made me a much better offer."

Hmnnnnn.Binding and loosing

what a very smart man.

this joke suppose don expire and retire

clemcykul:

this joke suppose don expire and retire

it"s still funny all the same

i know it is damn too funny to newbies
am talking from experience and age

here the Ancients from the orient. i bow o!!!

why u dey bow ur stiff neck na

CLEMCYKUL old mama youngie on nld

You don old sotey eyeglasses no dey work for you again.

Iku (death) self dey fear you.

I dey hail una O!!!

who be dis newbie, clem na u get visitor?

na so i see the fly wetin be dat hin name sef don jazyy
the guy n well e just wake up from sleep yesterday na so im dey beg me for fifty naira 2 come register for NLD

newbie ure welle commu