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Comparison Between Theists And Atheists On Nairaland by Nobody: 3:23pm On Dec 21, 2012
My assumptions are based on number of posts, content of posts, time of the day or night posted , title of post and personality of OP IN 2012.


Unemployment rate
Atheists : 80% unemployment rate
Theists : 10% unemployment rate


Education
Atheists : Highest qualification SSCE or A Levels
Theists : Ph.d


Scam artists
Atheists : 95%
Theists : 0%

Propensity to use gutter vocabulary
Atheists : 100%
Theists : 10%


Inclination toward the science of Trolling
Atheists: 99.9999%
Theists: 2.290%

Belief in a Spaghetti Monster
Atheists:99.987%
Theists : 0%

Agreement with the scientific impossibility that we evolved from STUPI.D apes
Atheists:99.99%
Theists:0%
Re: Comparison Between Theists And Atheists On Nairaland by manmustwac(m): 3:54pm On Dec 21, 2012
COMPLETE THRASH!!

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Re: Comparison Between Theists And Atheists On Nairaland by Nobody: 3:57pm On Dec 21, 2012
manmustwac: COMPLETE THRASH!!

grin grin
Re: Comparison Between Theists And Atheists On Nairaland by Jakumo(m): 4:03pm On Dec 21, 2012
How dare you ridicule my fervent idolatry of the Spaghetti Monster ? Can't I choose the God that suits me best ?

What have you got, personally, against the Spaghetti Monster ? Are you simply bitter because the Spaghetti Monster has so far refused to ANOINT you ?

Toucheth not my anointed Spaghetti Monster, lest you wind up as mazzarella cheese.
Re: Comparison Between Theists And Atheists On Nairaland by UyiIredia(m): 4:07pm On Dec 21, 2012
manmustwac: COMPLETE THRASH!!

In fact, this is one of the few times I see eye to eye with an atheist. What a load of bollocks !

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Re: Comparison Between Theists And Atheists On Nairaland by Nobody: 5:04pm On Dec 21, 2012
Lighten up 'ol chaps, its the holiday season.

I was only performing one of my rare episodes of messing about wink
Re: Comparison Between Theists And Atheists On Nairaland by F00028: 6:15pm On Dec 21, 2012
frosbel: Lighten up 'ol chaps, its the holiday season.

I was only performing one of my rare episodes of messing about wink

really? 'coz


frosbel:
Propensity to use gutter vocabulary
Atheists : 100%
Theists : 10%


Agreement with the scientific impossibility that we evolved from STUPI.D apes
Atheists:99.99%
Theists:0%

seem very accurate...
Re: Comparison Between Theists And Atheists On Nairaland by Bella3(f): 6:54pm On Dec 21, 2012
1000 likes.
Re: Comparison Between Theists And Atheists On Nairaland by Stalwert: 9:01am On Dec 22, 2012
grin
Re: Comparison Between Theists And Atheists On Nairaland by Nobody: 9:19am On Dec 22, 2012
Lol, going by this, seem Frosbel, davidylan and obadiah are atheists.. :/

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Re: Comparison Between Theists And Atheists On Nairaland by Nobody: 9:33am On Dec 22, 2012
grin grin grin Frosbel no go kill pesin with laugh grin You go fear analysis and comparison nah!!
Re: Comparison Between Theists And Atheists On Nairaland by Nobody: 9:38am On Dec 22, 2012
seriallink: grin grin grin Frosbel no go kill pesin with laugh grin You go fear analysis and comparison nah!!
The guy sabi misbehave eh,, cheesy
Make d men of noGod wake up catch am..
Re: Comparison Between Theists And Atheists On Nairaland by PAGAN9JA(m): 9:49am On Dec 22, 2012
frosbel: My assumptions are based on number of posts, content of posts, time of the day or night posted , title of post and personality of OP IN 2012.


Unemployment rate
Atheists : 80% unemployment rate
Theists : 10% unemployment rate



i can explain this:

Cowardliness Rate:
Atheists: 10 %
(Mono)Theists: 90 %
Re: Comparison Between Theists And Atheists On Nairaland by Nobody: 9:57am On Dec 22, 2012
PAGAN 9JA:



i can explain this:

Cowardliness Rate:
Atheists: 10 %
(Mono)Theists: 90 %


Oh sorry I forgot to add , Pagans come last on every count !
Re: Comparison Between Theists And Atheists On Nairaland by Nobody: 9:58am On Dec 22, 2012
F00028:

really? 'coz




seem very accurate...


Actually you are right, just didn't want to spoil their Christmas cheesy
Re: Comparison Between Theists And Atheists On Nairaland by tobechi20(m): 10:14am On Dec 22, 2012
frosbel: My assumptions are based on number of posts, content of posts, time of the day or night posted , title of post and personality of OP IN 2012.


Unemployment rate
Atheists : 80% unemployment rate
Theists : 10% unemployment rate


Education
Atheists : Highest qualification SSCE or A Levels
Theists : Ph.d


Scam artists
Atheists : 95%
Theists : 0%

Propensity to use gutter vocabulary
Atheists : 100%
Theists : 10%


Inclination toward the science of Trolling
Atheists: 99.9999%
Theists: 2.290%

Belief in a Spaghetti Monster
Atheists:99.987%
Theists : 0%

Agreement with the scientific impossibility that we evolved from STUPI.D apes
Atheists:99.99%
Theists:0%

lol ,how did u arive at the figures?did u distribute questionaire.did u take a census?
Re: Comparison Between Theists And Atheists On Nairaland by Nobody: 10:15am On Dec 22, 2012
tobechi20: lol ,how did u arive at the figures?did u distribute questionaire.did u take a census?
The Holy Vodka revealed it to Him.
Re: Comparison Between Theists And Atheists On Nairaland by advocate666: 10:20am On Dec 22, 2012
tobechi20: lol ,how did u arive at the figures?did u distribute questionaire.did u take a census?

What's wrong with you christians? Can't you read? He said his assumptions. Which is another way of saying he pulled it out of his nyash.
Re: Comparison Between Theists And Atheists On Nairaland by Nobody: 10:48am On Dec 22, 2012
Reatardeen Kent Hovind would be proud of your illogical rant



Troll on Frosbel!!! grin grin grin
Re: Comparison Between Theists And Atheists On Nairaland by F00028: 12:52pm On Dec 22, 2012
frosbel:

Actually you are right, just didn't want to spoil their Christmas cheesy

grin. they're not having one.
Re: Comparison Between Theists And Atheists On Nairaland by Nobody: 1:48pm On Dec 22, 2012
frosbel: My assumptions are based on number of posts, content of posts, time of the day or night posted , title of post and personality of OP IN 2012.


Unemployment rate
Atheists : 80% unemployment rate
Theists : 10% unemployment rate


Education
Atheists : Highest qualification SSCE or A Levels
Theists : Ph.d


Scam artists
Atheists : 95%
Theists : 0%

Propensity to use gutter vocabulary
Atheists : 100%
Theists : 10%


Inclination toward the science of Trolling
Atheists: 99.9999%
Theists: 2.290%

Belief in a Spaghetti Monster
Atheists:99.987%
Theists : 0%

Agreement with the scientific impossibility that we evolved from STUPI.D apes
Atheists:99.99%
Theists:0%


grin grin grin grin
Re: Comparison Between Theists And Atheists On Nairaland by Nobody: 1:49pm On Dec 22, 2012
PAGAN 9JA:

i can explain this:

Cowardliness Rate:
Atheists: 10 %
(Mono)Theists: 90 %

you this clown. grin

just because we don't believe in a God for rain, thunder, water, beauty, war; etc. and pray to rocks, one for "each god". grin doesn't make us cowards....it makes us SANE! cool grin

monotheism > polytheism any day! cool

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Re: Comparison Between Theists And Atheists On Nairaland by PAGAN9JA(m): 2:36pm On Dec 23, 2012
*Kails*:


you this clown. grin

just because we don't believe in a God for rain, thunder, water, beauty, war; etc. and pray to rocks, one for "each god". grin doesn't make us cowards....it makes us SANE! cool grin

monotheism > polytheism any day! cool

first ask yoursef, WHAT IS A GOD? A GOD is a SPIRITUAL FORCE. There are many different Forces, infinite in fact. e.g., the Spiritual force of creation (Creator GOd), force of destruction,etc. Since SPirituality is an infinite concept, the Gods are infinite. THe reason why we worship specific Gods (God of Destruction/War, God of Fertility, God of Creation, etc.) is because these Gods are directly associated with us humans, and our works and experience. A Farmer for example, who needs rain, will obviously not worship the God of War or Creator or Fertility God, he will go for the force that brings rains, or the Rain God. Its a SPiritual Force.

A God is not a man. you xtians and your outdated concepts, give God human characteristics. for example you say, God created humans in his form, or God loves you, or GOd sent his man GOd son jesus, and all that BULL$HIT. unlike you, we Pagans do not indulge in such man-worship.


As for the rocks Idols, the Idols are just material representations of the Spiritual Force. we humans are materialistic in nature and we need to touch, sense, smell or see something , before we entertain any feelings towards something. same case, with the Gods. The Idols help us to concentrate our prayers on a point. We do not worship the rock, but what it represents.

However what I find funny is that you xtian hypocrites also worhship idols of your man Gods jesus and mary , who represent Israeli HUMans. atleast we worship Idols representing GODS; and yet you accuse us of Idolatory how shameless of you! you are such a stikin akata after all and you have come here to corrupt my people, but beware, PAGAN 9JA is here and he wont let you brainwash my people.



POLYTHEISM > MONOTHEISM FOREVER
Re: Comparison Between Theists And Atheists On Nairaland by Nobody: 5:34pm On Dec 23, 2012
Respect for others
Atheists : 1%
Theists : 95%


Happiness
Atheists 15%
Theists 89%

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