I once went to see my girlfrend in her holstel,on getin dia i realised her roommates wia around and while waiting for them to oblige us the privacy we needed,she gave me her pictures and while i was watching i felt a bit uneasy and needed 2 fart.jux den i raised a portion of my ass to fart silently but i dint succeed as it sounded loudly and oozed afterwards dat her roomies had 2 leave.i dint believe i did such and i left in other to save my face.i know u all have embarasn mo's so share it lets hear

Lmao the funniest thread on the romance section today

Guy you need award!

hahahahahahahahahahaha

lmao...

u don fuk up....

*following shaperly! I go swear for person head wey go derail this thread!

Anyway can't think of mine for now.
But a friend shared this lastweek after an encounter with a dude she just met.
They both went to an eatery and the dude asked her wha she wanted, since she didn't reply, he decided to order sharwama for her and as the attendant turned to get their order; she practically said
"Pls add efo riro(vegetables) to it" and the guy was like "wtf"
And the rest was history

Aww mhn! tat gano huurt! Hmmm!

Wen you finally got the privacy what did your Gf Saч ? ℓ☺ℓz

Bet you just wished d ground wud open huh? And your guy was just weak to limp ...


You don't wano hear mine!

**following**

CHINE55: I once went to see my girlfrend in her holstel,on getin dia i realised her roommates wia around and while waiting for them to oblige us the privacy we needed,she gave me her pictures and while i was watching i felt a bit uneasy and needed 2 fart.jux den i raised a portion of my ass to fart silently but i dint succeed as it sounded loudly and oozed afterwards dat her roomies had 2 leave.i dint believe i did such and i left in other to save my. face.i know u all have embarasn mo's so share it lets hear

. OMG,lwkmd.Jesox.buhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.cant stop laughing.chie.Oh my God *falls from bed*

HARDDON: Aww mhn! tat gano huurt! Hmmm!

Wen you finally got the privacy what did your Gf Saч ? ℓ☺ℓz

Bet you just wished d ground wud open huh? And your guy was just weak to limp ...


You don't wano hear mine!

My frend u sim 2 b in limbo,i told u i left almost immediately and u ar tokn abt my guy bein limp(it dint nid a soothsayer na) and 4 my gal she jux wouldn't want to talk about it afterwards,i felt so ashamed of myself dat i neva visited d rum again.

candygosh: Anyway can't think of mine for now.
But a friend shared this lastweek after an encounter with a dude she just met.
They both went to an eatery and the dude asked her wha she wanted, since she didn't reply, he decided to order sharwama for her and as the attendant turned to get their order; she practically said
"Pls add efo riro(vegetables) to it" and the guy was like "wtf"
And the rest was history

hahahahahahahaha,she for close mouth na,girls eh!

CHINE55: I once went to see my girlfrend in her holstel,on getin dia i realised her roommates wia around and while waiting for them to oblige us the privacy we needed,she gave me her pictures and while i was watching i felt a bit uneasy and needed 2 fart.jux den i raised a portion of my ass to fart silently but i dint succeed as it sounded loudly and oozed afterwards dat her roomies had 2 leave.i dint believe i did such and i left in other to save my face.i know u all have embarasn mo's so share it lets hear

Choi!!!!! Instead of this to happen to me,e better make MTN deduct my 20gig in 2 secs for music of 3mb....

I wld be embarrassed for like the first 2secs but after that I wld joke abt it wit him...so wat everyone farts

lmao

You should have just excused yourself briefly and farted in the hallway rather than in the room

I pee on top of my grl 4 9t, d first time she slept in my room. Hitherto, i stil cnt beliv it

I dont hava lover!

CHINE55: I once went to see my girlfrend in her holstel,on getin dia i realised her roommates wia around and while waiting for them to oblige us the privacy we needed,she gave me her pictures and while i was watching i felt a bit uneasy and needed 2 fart.jux den i raised a portion of my ass to fart silently but i dint succeed as it sounded loudly and oozed afterwards dat her roomies had 2 leave.i dint believe i did such and i left in other to save my face.i know u all have embarasn mo's so share it lets hear

O boy! U funny gan oo.
Laffim my arse off

I was walking down the road with a guy i had a crush on, i don't know who forced me to wear high heels on the day but anyways sha those shoes felt so uncomfortable or maybe its because i was nervous i dont know.. anyways as i was about to climb onto the pavement i missed a step and fell down holding on to him, he fell on top of my shoe and broke the heel off! Omo come and see crowd and laughter oo even the guy was laughing at me, can you imagine? he offered to help but i just boned him thru out the day? How dare he laugh jor! The way i was walking that day you would have thought i had k leg, had to form and remove the shoes and ended up walking bare foot! No more heels for me ever again...

Stuffs like dis happen..u clda made a jole outta it,prolly like saying..mission accomplished when dey were leaving d room.

CHINE55: I once went to see my girlfrend in her holstel,on getin dia i realised her roommates wia around and while waiting for them to oblige us the privacy we needed,she gave me her pictures and while i was watching i felt a bit uneasy and needed 2 fart.jux den i raised a portion of my ass to fart silently but i dint succeed as it sounded loudly and oozed afterwards dat her roomies had 2 leave.i dint believe i did such and i left in other to save my face.i know u all have embarasn mo's so share it lets hear

dis can't happen to me... even if na dream!!!

ok dawg here's mine....
#thatembarasingmoment
wn my gf caught me rolling up mari-j... or wen she caught me in a boutique payin 4 anoda gurlz clothings...i flt lyk....i dunno sha...but d filin was horrible

419nigga: ok dawg here's mine....
#thatembarasingmoment
wn my gf caught me rolling up mari-j... or wen she caught me in a boutique payin 4 anoda gurlz clothings...i flt lyk....i dunno sha...but d filin was horrible

What's embarassing about rolling grass?

We were like supposed to have a night out, I had too much to drink and my state turned to a depressant instead of aphrodisiac which moderate drink will induce.I crashed in the bed believing I will knack after, I slept and woke up at past 9am when the babe was showering and she just asked me to please come and drop her off. I did not ask her out again for a long while, but when next I did, I made up for the events of that previous night. Shiite happens.

I dnt hav a lover *sob*
@OP: I fit swear say na tori u tel us hia.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah....I love Dis Thread...my own plenty sha