caseless: 1 million dollars? Oga mi, i can remain mute indifferent for that amount.

Wetin i wan talk wey my dollars dey bank de increase?

Who wan talk b4? As long as no be food and water dem go say make i no take....no wahala.

I go jst dey like sheep(V.I.O) for more than one year sef.


Na my own b dat, i no knw how others go handle am...

Story... E go be you like film say you go don manage hold yourself from January to November, e go reach December u no go know when you use mistake talk. E neva bash like that? Guy! E no easy as you talk am oooo

i'm shocked that no one believes that they can talk, make business contacts with the right people, and get 1 million dollars. trust me NO ONE can except they cut your tongue.

that offer can only effectuate among people in the mortuary.

What is the aim of this topic?
This is one of the reason why i refused coming to this site in a long time!

I am the type that doesnt talk much as I choose to listen more often than not. Even at that, why would I be for a week without speaking? There are ideas I would love to throw out vocally and not just by writing. So, I no fit ooooo. That one no fit work at all

Abeg i go seal my mouth for two years

I can't do without talking for 30min talkless of 1hr and a whole year,even the money will make me talk as if ve won it

DOES DE NT TALKING INCLUDE PRAYER? IF IT DOES, DEN COUNT ME OUT.

otikpoko: What is the aim of this topic?
This is one of the reason why i refused coming to this site in a long time!

I think it's just to bring about humour, as some responses you would get here would be humorous

Two years sef?

Freiburger:
That won't be noted

Good. Then I'm good to go!

dmcdad:

Story... E go be you like film say you go don manage hold yourself from January to November, e go reach December u no go know when you use mistake talk. E neva bash like that? Guy! E no easy as you talk am oooo

hahahaha.....u neva see wey pesin see moni faint? 1mill is at stake, i can look like lizard in this case.



Dmc, long time!

nairalady:
Lol..so how will you ask for food, water, etc?

i'd rais up my hand, hold my stomach and point to my mouth....that simple.

Am very sure no one will win that money.

You will be surprised what people can do for money, especially Nigerians.

caseless: hahahaha.....u neva see wey pesin see moni faint? 1mill is at stake, i can look like lizard in this case.



Dmc, long time!

I dey ooo, na you dey run na. Compliments...

ib4real95: YEYE, if i hear sey u see d money u no faint 3 tyms!

& why should I faint? I no get money phobia. Btw, my mouth is wide... 'Bukata po gan'

If person keep mute for a year,the mouth go smell pass mortuary when him go open am.

Mnteeeeetu......ode u go com sleep for one year abi?

Hailedin9ja:

You will be surprised what people can do for money, especially Nigerians.

Well, you are right. Nigerians are a desperate set of human beings

Chinekemuoooo.o boy see money.12o million naija naira.i go go meet native doctor mak e mak me dumb 4eva.wetin i wan talk again kwa wen i fit write,read nd type.

It is possibly impossible.

dmcdad:

I think it's just to bring about humour, as some responses you would get here would be humorous

i dont knw how some pple expect all of us to be serious everyday. Cant we have fun for once? Na everyday we go de talk about badnews? Haba! I shrug my shoulder at some people understanding of things.

nairalady:
Lol..so how will you ask for food, water, etc?

Pen and paper,Sign language.whn $1m is at stake,omo I'll gladly toss in an incentive of 1 month.no time

[size=16pt]I will even do 2years without talking for $1million dollar.
See you, boys are not smiling... [/size]

Impossible as far as I am concern,I will lose my mind. Wao can't even imagine it.

dmcdad:

I dey ooo, na you dey run na. Compliments...

thank u! Me ma dey oooo....

Search ur name and u'd see whre i mention u...

Bolt2011: Why are all these ridiculous questions on Nairaland now. Are there no moderators again?

lighten up a bit and take a joke, o.k

Omo $1million. dat is 2 much 4 the job. some guys will prefer to go dumb 4 dat amount

NL babes CAN NEvEr do it!

E.g. Slimyem
Idowuogbo
Ishilove

Infact, if you strike this deal with Idowu, after one minute, she will say "excuse me, I wanto "hask" qweshun!".. Na she go give u $1m cos she no fit, lie lie!!

De Wisedon: Chinekemuoooo.o boy see money.12o million naija naira.i go go meet native doctor mak e mak me dumb 4eva.wetin i wan talk again kwa wen i fit write,read nd type.

dump foreva? Hahahaha I beg no kill me wit lafta oo

caseless: i dont knw how some pple expect all of us to be serious everyday. Cant we have fun for once? Na everyday we go de talk about badnews? Haba! I shrug my shoulder at some people understanding of things.

That is it... In as much as I am a very serious kinda person, that doesn't mean I don't come up with humourous things every now and then to bring about humour and liveliness...

Henrick007: Am very sure no one will win that money.

how about those in solitary confinement