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Naughty Rhymes - Get Naughty But Not Vulgar, Or Else "ban" by olulu(m): 7:59am On Feb 26, 2008 |
Except u can be naughty without being vulgar, then u are welcome otherwise "BAN" FEEL ME FLOW PLAY SAFE I saw a girl in ekpoma, Seated in a dark corner, Chewing a nut called kola, And sipping a bottle of coca cola. As a true player, An highly skilled woman hunter, And a very successful toaster. I stepped up to the sister, In order to make her my lover. Naturally am not a liar, But I be sweet talker, So I told the sister My name na Michael Power And that I be obasanjo’s uncle’s aunt’s step brother. Sharp, sharp she draws me closer, Telling me her name na Tina That she needs a black brother That has the power To make her feel better. Since the weather was getting colder So I took her to my quarters So we could get a little bit warmer I used my finger to check the sister’s under But I discover That my ten fingers Enter the sister for under Anyway I brought out my hammer And ram enter the sister for under I first started to go tender Then I went faster Na so she say brother you can do better I then started to hammer harder Na so she shout brother you are greater And as I go deeper Na so she scream brother You are the real lover That has the power To take me to the ninth wonder. Anyway, nine months later, I was a father, Cos I didn’t use the rubber. 1 Like |
Re: Naughty Rhymes - Get Naughty But Not Vulgar, Or Else "ban" by jaeo(m): 7:19pm On Mar 04, 2008 |
ololu nice shit your work is bright red furnace hot but hey aint nothing wrong in becomming a father it just mean that your player days is all over |
Re: Naughty Rhymes - Get Naughty But Not Vulgar, Or Else "ban" by olulu(m): 8:18am On Mar 05, 2008 |
I need to know if in your heart, u have a sign sayin to let so i can make u my kokolet. if u be my darling, i will make sure there's nothing u are lacking. being a player was my name, but for u i will quit the game. am a very good lover, willin to take u to the 9th wonder. cos am an excellent tool user, even though am not the tool maker. Just let me a space in your life, and i could make u my wife. |
Re: Naughty Rhymes - Get Naughty But Not Vulgar, Or Else "ban" by jaeo(m): 1:34pm On Mar 09, 2008 |
is this freestyle or does it take you weeks to compose ANSWER HONESTLY |
Re: Naughty Rhymes - Get Naughty But Not Vulgar, Or Else "ban" by olulu(m): 8:19am On Mar 10, 2008 |
lil_jaymz: its more of freestyle, i write it as it comes doesn't take weeks, its an area i ain't weak, its a talent, and i hope not to relent, but cos of my job i seems the fun to be rob, would want to start a poem mag or program, though i ain't got the low down. but stay tuned am going to the top, and i wouldn't be a flop. |
Re: Naughty Rhymes - Get Naughty But Not Vulgar, Or Else "ban" by jaeo(m): 6:23pm On Mar 13, 2008 |
i can see for myself dude i write peoms too check dis out just strolling with dis hommies then we saw dis cutties damn i said wat a beauty d kinda girl dat could make aguy stay allnight on duty just workinglking on dat booty mammi smiled and i smiled back then walk up to her just to stalk her said her name was mamacita come from argentina likes to take exotica was getting cold so igot bold took her to my bonk to c watbjunk shes got in her trunk |
Re: Naughty Rhymes - Get Naughty But Not Vulgar, Or Else "ban" by bgees(m): 6:57pm On Mar 13, 2008 |
Nice one! |
Re: Naughty Rhymes - Get Naughty But Not Vulgar, Or Else "ban" by olulu(m): 8:21am On Mar 14, 2008 |
Coooooooooooool, hommie |
Re: Naughty Rhymes - Get Naughty But Not Vulgar, Or Else "ban" by ifyalways(f): 11:16pm On Mar 16, 2008 |
nice ones |
Re: Naughty Rhymes - Get Naughty But Not Vulgar, Or Else "ban" by jaeo(m): 8:38pm On Mar 19, 2008 |
hi olaolu its ya boy lil jaymz i want to c more ryhmes from u pls hommie check dis ouy dis days i ave been lonely aint nobody call my fone lately then suddenly i got a call from dis gal called zainab thogh shes not an arab shes got a pretty lil smile dat could make any guy go gaga omo dis gal dey make me dey mara sometimes cos of dlove i go dey on coma didnt tell ya dat am in love with dis diva whats worst is dat in her side thereis a corma cos soon she'll b relocating to lagos precisely egute meta THIS JUST D VOL1 WATCH OUT FOR VOL 2 |
Re: Naughty Rhymes - Get Naughty But Not Vulgar, Or Else "ban" by olulu(m): 9:50am On Mar 20, 2008 |
@ Lil_jaymz dats ws cool, check dis out, freestyle version wish i could lie down on the beach sand, just browsing and flowin on nairaland, wish i could hook up with d lady ifyalways, but she might not want to do tins my way, wish i could sit in d studio with my hommie lil_jaymz, and all day create our chart topping jams, wish i could kiss d lady rebellious, but dats a proposition considered dangerous, wish i could sing like 2face, but am just a guy with a black face, wish i had d fame and wealth of Styl Plus, but i would also want to b as tall as six foot plus, but am just me, olulu, d guy dats not a zulu, kissing is my game, olulu is my name, i have no shame, cos am too sure i will soon get d fame. holla back, later man. |
Re: Naughty Rhymes - Get Naughty But Not Vulgar, Or Else "ban" by olulu(m): 11:59am On Mar 20, 2008 |
dis are sum of my earlier works MY KIND OF LADY I need a lady that will match my actions With the necessary reaction To ignite my passion Without any limitation Or hesitations But with plenty of imagination Taking me to another dimension And giving me her total cooperation With enough vibrations And gyrations When am giving her the injections Through my insertions So as to grant me that satisfaction That is devoid of lamentations But that will get me into celebration With plenty of jubilation I need a lady with the emotion of affection And not of infatuation But with the emotion That will give me the inspiration For all occasions A lady with conversation To fuel my determination A lady with the right fusion of perfection To give me the perfect relaxation from emotional frustrations A lady with no complication But with the mental composition That gets my appreciation And gives me sweet sensation In short, A lady with the right motivation Wicked intention And solid reputation For an all night action Lead me not into Temptation, i can find it myself i love it when a lady does d inviting, makes the offer enticing, but how can we get intimate? without physically gettin into it? i love your body to explore, taking things nice and slow on the floor, you on top, or me doing all the work, just as much as there is no flop. but if things are strictly intellectual, and might possibly not get sexual, then lead me not into temptation, for i know temptation's destination. But then, how can i pass up on a lady's offer? when your world if i might still conquer. Thus, bring it on lady, i will try to keep things tidy. Hmmm, when temperatures starts rising, and we can't sort out our feelings. Blame me not, if i eventually get u twisted in a nut. for when we get in too deep, i might just let it rip. |
Re: Naughty Rhymes - Get Naughty But Not Vulgar, Or Else "ban" by BTT(m): 6:35pm On Sep 02, 2008 |
i dey come make una neva commot yet, |
Re: Naughty Rhymes - Get Naughty But Not Vulgar, Or Else "ban" by cbase: 3:25pm On Sep 03, 2008 |
I'm Lovin' this thread I love 2 Grin Wink When I wear Green Cool I've been & I've seen Wts behind the Screen. Grin I rub in the Cream and she just screams "Do u want me Screamin' or Creamin' Huh I only wanted 2 b Pleasin' but tis no time 4 dreamin'. I made right, and she felt right, Alright, I think I've got me a Night. A Right, Bright, Night. Grin |
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