HotNaijaBabe: Bwa a a ah ah ah ah...ahhhh.
Right choice of words for the slimy, yucky ass-wipe.

FXKing2012: @abiL, you must be suffering from mad cow disease....what a load of gibberish you just spewed all over the place, you really do need professional help.

You sound like a rabid dog, or on a second thought I think you are just sex starved. Unfortunately for u I cant help you in that department, you have your lovely goat...
But seriously your level of shallowness and intellectual bankruptcy sweeps me off my feet, not to mention your animalistic tendencies as mentioned by some posters.

You say I want you and that makes me pinch myself to be sure I'm not having a nightmare. Candidly, I'd rather be doing a monkey than bring my magic stick anywhere near you.

Pls do the human race a favour and dont pass this gene of yours on to another generation. Things like you should never be allowed to leave the lab, you are only good as a piece of medical research. Yeah, that's what you are: a piece of medical research.

abiL: ^^^^

Hahahahahahahaha YOU ARE REALLY PATHETIC.

Another reason why I can't be exchanging words with you. Can't be stooping to your level. Lai lai!

Abeg, carry go! I hope you're getting paid for all your noise making sha.


My username shall continually be in your thoughts.


If you stop your foölish antics, then your father is an uncircumcised göat fûcking fággot.
So please, do continue.

When one is idle, the devil starts to dance makosa && azonto with one's life. May your misfortunes never leave you.

Caracta: Una still dey ontop this matter? Hehehehehe

@abiL, you left me abi? No more words with friends?

abiL:


aahhh pele oko mi. I'll be back playing tonight

Caracta:
Ok...iyawo mi

HotNaijaBabe: Jobless pig, u must be drunk on ur own shitt, d same Jealousy dt made u get on Sweetlemon's case is drawing u to me, right.
This Moniker will burn you idowuogbo to Hell and back.
I'll so mess with u dt you will just lie down and die..u are dirty, razz, jobless, un-couth, un-trained and lifeless & i knw d exact treatment for ur kind.

HotNaijaBabe: Jobless pig, u must be drunk on ur own shitt, d same Jealousy dt made u get on Sweetlemon's case is drawing u to me, right.
This Moniker will burn you idowuogbo to Hell and back.
I'll so mess with u dt you will just lie down and die..u are dirty, razz, jobless, un-couth, un-trained and lifeless & i knw d exact treatment for ur kind.

NnekaGirl:

Start by fixing those pubic hair you got on your eyes (eyelashes)
Yesterday you ran away with shame just shut up

abiL:
Sholly: Daddy can I go to Lauren’s house?
Dad: Is she sick?
Sholly: No oo ooh
Dad: Which kind Lauren’s house? You better go back to your room and finish reading your book. Tell Lauren to come to your own house. Is it only Lauren that have a house

Sholly: Mum, I’m hungry
Mum: Here is my arm, you and your sisters should come take a bite.

“Back in my days, I used to walk 10 miles to get to school"

“When I was young, me and my siblings used to share one meat. You better be grateful”

"If you get anything less than a B, don't bother coming home today"

"You want to study media? Nonsense! In this house, you're going to become a doctor or a lawyer"

Me: Mum there's a phone call for you from Nigeria
Mum: Tell them I'm not at home. I'm not here, I'm not here o!!

*After getting beats with a belt or slippers she says*
"Why are you crying? Have I touched you yet?! If you don't stop crying now, I'll give you a reason to cry about"

"I'll deal with you!”

“You think I'm your mate?!

“If I catch you ehn!"

*Getting home late*
"You better go back to wherever it is that you're coming from"

"If you don't gerrout of my sight before I count to ten. 1, 2, 3..."

abiL:
"Soooo you're giving me dirty looks ehn?!"

(Remote right in front of her)
*Calls you from downstairs*
" E wo omo yi (you this girl), come here and get me the remote, I want to change the channel"

*After screaming your name thrice*
"How many times have I called you?"

"Go and get my belt!!"

"Ehn?.. And so what?!"

"Close the lights, stop wasting electricity"

*Sends you to find something, which you can't find*
"If I find that purse ehn, this house will not contain me and you"

Me: Mum where should I put your purse?
Mum: on my head naw.

"Are we h-age mates?"

"Am I your mate?"

Me: mum you know Will Smith right?
Mum: what is that?!

"I didn't kill my mother, so you will not kill me"

*Looks at report*
"You got a B... What about the people that got an A, do they have two heads?"

*Child crying*
Parent: Why are you crying? Did anyone beat you? Oya my fren HOLD YOUR MOUTH!

"Eh heh... So you have boyfriend! Shey that's why you're talking back to me"
*gets slippers*

"I'm taking, you're talking, how many talkers?!"

"Your head is not correct!"

“If you don’t kneel down there, I’ll show you pepper”