GRANDMA'S LETTER OF LOVE

Dear Friend,
The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore and saw a "Honk If You Love Jesus" bumper sticker.

I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance,
followed by a thunderous prayer meeting, so I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper.

Boy, I'm glad I did! What an uplifting experience followed! I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection,
just lost in thought about the Lord and how good He is, and I didn't notice that the light had changed.
It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked, I'd never have noticed!
I found that LOTS of people love Jesus!

While I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy, and then he leaned out of his window and screamed,
"For the love of GOD! GO! GO! Jesus Christ, GO!"What an exuberant cheerleader he was forJesus!
Everyone started honking! I just leaned out of my window and started waving and smiling at all these loving people.
I even honked my horn a few timesto share in the love!

There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him yelling something about a "sunny beach",
I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air. I asked my teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant, he said that it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something.
Well, I've never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign back. My grandson burst out laughing, he was enjoying this religious experience, too!

A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and started walking towards me. I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is when I noticed the light had changed.

So, I waved to all my sisters and brothers grinning, and drove on through the intersection. I noticed I was the only car that got through the intersection before the light changed again and I felt kind of sad that had to leave them after all the love we had shared, so I slowed the car down, leaned out of the window and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away.


Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!

Love,
Grandma

hmmm

seen it b4 but is still rocks

lmao

Old age na bad tin o

I have to stop visiting Nairaland to aviod sack oh

this is crazily funny

@ aisha

:but why

stupendously funny, nice one @poster

aisha2:

I have to stop visiting Nairaland to aviod sack oh

I was also wondering why?

Lolabbey:

@ aisha

:but why

Because i go sitdown in front of my system dey form busy and next thing i go begin laugh, my oga say i don dey kolomental craze

true talk o aisha

;d

Ben strolls into NLD and gives everyone the Hawaiian good luck sign.

ben~jay:

Ben strolls into NLD and gives everyone the Hawaiian good luck sign.

@Ben, i feel you
Hawaiian good luk sign to you too

LOL

sends hawaain good luck sign back to ben

ol boi u dey kolo o

Lol

lol , but did not understand the joke

@segunpc What a pity. . Personally i will advice you to sue your brains for non-support.

and i will be proud to be the lawyer so that i can sentence u to five yrs in imprisonment.


seg

Lol . . . this joke got me in tears.

@aisha, same here o, a colleague that jst came to my office was asking why am laughing lyk that.

AISHA, HOW RE YOU DOING, PLEASE AM IGBO BOY, CURRENTLY RESIDING AT ABUJA.
AND I HAVE BEEN LONGING TO HAVE SEX WITH HAUSA LADY, CAN YOU LINK OR HOOK
ME WITH A BEAUTIFUL HAUSA LADY THAT IS RESIDING AT ABUJA ( GWAGWALADA)
HERE IS MY EMAIL ADDRESS: emenike_nis@yahoo.com. thanx for understanding[color=#006600][/color]

thats a good one

illegalman:

AISHA, HOW RE YOU DOING, PLEASE AM IGBO BOY, CURRENTLY RESIDING AT ABUJA.
AND I HAVE BEEN LONGING TO HAVE SEX WITH HAUSA LADY, CAN YOU LINK OR HOOK
ME WITH A BEAUTIFUL HAUSA LADY THAT IS RESIDING AT ABUJA ( GWAGWALADA)
HERE IS MY EMAIL ADDRESS: emenike_nis@yahoo.com. thanx for understanding[color=#006600][/color]

Nna men! Ndigbo Kwanu. wait until Folly catch; he would personally castrate u and use ur abuna for suya. U want to have sex with an Hausa Lady abi? Akuya iyamirin!

illegalman:

AISHA, HOW RE YOU DOING, PLEASE AM IGBO BOY, CURRENTLY RESIDING AT ABUJA.
AND I HAVE BEEN LONGING TO HAVE SEX WITH HAUSA LADY, CAN YOU LINK OR HOOK
ME WITH A BEAUTIFUL HAUSA LADY THAT IS RESIDING AT ABUJA ( GWAGWALADA)
HERE IS MY EMAIL ADDRESS: emenike_nis@yahoo.com. thanx for understanding[color=#006600][/color]

WTF insult upon injury,did she look like a love-vendor to u or she tell u say she b 1,my friend if u know wats good for u'll go to de strreeeets and pick ur slut or else de next time i c such i'll get my shotgun and make minced meat out u capiche?

wat a disgrace to igbos

glad to be a kanuri

@clemcykul Come no make my anger enter my head ooo, because e dey my hand now.
Me na Ibo boy. so i dey rep iboz to d fullest.

@joke so niceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
hawaii sign of peace to all my lovely folks here.
@illegalman am so ashamed.you are truely illegal .

why art thou sooo jobless?