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Ya'll r not doing a good job by adabeke12(f): 3:05am On Jan 18, 2013 |
The best jokes only pls |
Re: Ya'll r not doing a good job by ITbomb(m): 4:32am On Jan 18, 2013 |
Fvrk |
Re: Ya'll r not doing a good job by adabeke12(f): 4:45am On Jan 18, 2013 |
ohhhh... wetin self? u no get joke? |
Re: Ya'll r not doing a good job by slimchi2k2(m): 5:20pm On Jan 18, 2013 |
ADA i wish |
Re: Ya'll r not doing a good job by MrTAnonymous(m): 6:37pm On Jan 18, 2013 |
God,why did I open this thread,Ooh my precious MB. *picks up his refined koboko and chases her out of the thread* |
Re: Ya'll r not doing a good job by Lolaabokoku(f): 8:26pm On Jan 18, 2013 |
where is d joke? |
Re: Ya'll r not doing a good job by Lagusta(m): 10:05pm On Jan 18, 2013 |
^^^^^^^ inside the OP's kpekus!!! |
Re: Ya'll r not doing a good job by adabeke12(f): 4:17am On Feb 01, 2013 |
Oh come on peeps r yall serious. I was bored so I decided to make this thread. |
Re: Ya'll r not doing a good job by born2boink(m): 12:50pm On Feb 01, 2013 |
adabeke12: Oh come on peeps r yall serious. I was bored so I decided to make this thread.go find one guy for corner dey hammer your kpetus, na valentine month we dey, no online maga ready to give you all the time here except you want offline maga,life sweet 2 Likes |
Re: Ya'll r not doing a good job by ITbomb(m): 6:54pm On Feb 01, 2013 |
born2fuck: go find one guy for corner dey hammer your kpetus, na valentine month we dey, no online maga ready to give you all the time here except you want offline maga,life sweetSame here |
Re: Ya'll r not doing a good job by adabeke12(f): 7:29am On Feb 06, 2013 |
born2fuck: go find one guy for corner dey hammer your kpetus, na valentine month we dey, no online maga ready to give you all the time here except you want offline maga,life sweet BORN2FRICK dat will not be happening bcuz i don't get down like that. |
Re: Ya'll r not doing a good job by dapotanye(m): 1:45pm On Feb 06, 2013 |
adabeke12:........then, start to |
Re: Ya'll r not doing a good job by born2boink(m): 2:08pm On Feb 06, 2013 |
adabeke12:Are you a learner? You better go down low make them show you the tin. Gbagbe Oshi!!!! |
Re: Ya'll r not doing a good job by adabeke12(f): 8:19am On Feb 10, 2013 |
born2fuck: Are you a learner? You better go down low make them show you the tin. Gbagbe Oshi!!!! R u going translate or what? Ishiberibe. |
Re: Ya'll r not doing a good job by Nobody: 2:16pm On Feb 10, 2013 |
Wey joke? Ada u dey f*ck up o! |
Re: Ya'll r not doing a good job by adabeke12(f): 9:49pm On Feb 11, 2013 |
bennyraz: Wey joke? Ada u dey f*ck up o!Ah ah nah. Una suppose to make me laugh na. dat was da whole purpose. |
Re: Ya'll r not doing a good job by Nobody: 9:57pm On Feb 11, 2013 |
adabeke12: we suppose make u laugh, unto say u be queen Elizabeth of ENgland abi? Nne park well!!!!...that time no de |
Re: Ya'll r not doing a good job by adabeke12(f): 3:35am On Feb 12, 2013 |
lrguru: yes nah! dont you know that im a queen? just trying to catch sum fun |
Re: Ya'll r not doing a good job by Nobody: 7:54am On Feb 12, 2013 |
adabeke12: ok, just wait there let me throw the fun for u to catch 1 Like |
Re: Ya'll r not doing a good job by born2boink(m): 9:36am On Feb 12, 2013 |
adabeke12:Which fun pass fucking? Bring your ass over let me slap my dick... |
Re: Ya'll r not doing a good job by MrTAnonymous(m): 10:35am On Feb 12, 2013 |
born2fuck: Which fun pass fucking? Bring your ass over let me slap my dick...bt i thought u were a born again christian |
Re: Ya'll r not doing a good job by adabeke12(f): 10:14pm On Feb 14, 2013 |
Mr.T Anonymous: Im sure he is not! All dat nastiness lmao |
Re: Ya'll r not doing a good job by Tinyemeka(m): 6:07am On Mar 10, 2013 |
Ada here's one: A guy named Willy is sitting in a bar bragging that he knows everybody. So his pally bets N1000 that the next person to walk into the bar doesn't know him. Somebody walks in and says "hey Willy, wassup?". So d guy bets N10,000 that Willy doesn't know d first person they see walking on the street. They go outside and see someone coming into the bar who just says "Willy ha far na?" Provoked, the guy bets Willy 50k that he doesn't know the president. So they drive up to Aso Rock and the SSS guys at the gate say "Willy, you know you can't just show up here like this." Then a convoy pulls up with Oga Jona in it and he rolls down a window and says "Willy Willy, how far na? How ya people?" Even madam Patience hallas from the other side of the car "greet them for me O". The other guy is about to go gaga. He bets N1,000,000 that Willy doesn't know the Pope. So they catch a plane and head to the Vatican. Willy now says, "ok, just watch that balcony over there. I'm goin to come out with the Pope. So he goes up there and looks down to see his pally fainting. He then goes down and says "Guy are you that surpried to see that I know the Pope?". The friend is like "hmmmn, it's not it O. Liver just cut me now when somebody walked behind me and said "who is that old man up there standing with Willy Willy?" |
Re: Ya'll r not doing a good job by adabeke12(f): 6:09am On Mar 11, 2013 |
Lol. U tried my brother. |
Re: Ya'll r not doing a good job by MrTAnonymous(m): 10:20am On Mar 11, 2013 |
adabeke12: Lol. U tried my brother.hmm!he tried?so u 2 u dey do dat....... |
Re: Ya'll r not doing a good job by adabeke12(f): 11:52am On Mar 11, 2013 |
Mr.T Anonymous: Nope |
Re: Ya'll r not doing a good job by Tinyemeka(m): 7:26pm On Mar 11, 2013 |
Most of the activities in the Jokes section has been over-run by juvenile postings so I hardly make any comment there. Just browse in, scan through threads and move on. Quietly. Ok. Here's another one. Don't know if you'll get the joke sha. Enjoy: Chike and his friend Boniface went out into the forest to hunt anu nchi. This was Bonny's first time ever hunting, so he was following Chike's lead. Chike then sighted a small herd of antelopes ahead and told Boniface to stay in the exact spot he was and be extremely quiet. :x Chike then went forward. After a few mins, Chike heard a loud scream of agony. He ran back and asked Bonny what happened. Boniface said "there was this snake and he slithered across my feet, but I never screamed. Then there was this leopard that came up to me and snarled, but I never screamed." "So then, what made you scream?" Asked Chike exasperated. "Well" Boniface continued, "two squirrels came and climbed up my trouser then I overheard them say 'should we take these nuts home or eat them now?'" |
Re: Ya'll r not doing a good job by adabeke12(f): 8:24pm On Mar 11, 2013 |
ITbomb: Fvrk I do not like u. Plz stay away from me |
Re: Ya'll r not doing a good job by Tinyemeka(m): 9:26pm On Mar 11, 2013 |
Ada you complained about the board being boring. Tell a funny joke. Me I've tried. |
Re: Ya'll r not doing a good job by adabeke12(f): 11:28pm On Mar 11, 2013 |
slimchi2k2: ADA i wishplz nah stop wishing... i'm waiting |
Re: Ya'll r not doing a good job by adabeke12(f): 11:30pm On Mar 11, 2013 |
Tinyemeka: Most of the activities in the Jokes section has been over-run by juvenile postings so I hardly make any comment there. Just browse in, scan through threads and move on. Quietly. lmao ur r funny |
Re: Ya'll r not doing a good job by adabeke12(f): 7:28am On Apr 26, 2013 |
wats up peeps?? |
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