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Cheeky Sacrifice by oscarwodo(m): 11:55am On Apr 29, 2006
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned.

The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin.

However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.

After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty!

One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice. She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. There is no way I could ever repay you."

"My darling," he replied, "think nothing of it. I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek."
Re: Cheeky Sacrifice by Z4M4eva(f): 11:59am On Apr 29, 2006
l.o.l cheesy
Re: Cheeky Sacrifice by kajad(m): 12:28pm On Apr 29, 2006
LMAO grin grin grin
Re: Cheeky Sacrifice by GREED(m): 1:44pm On Apr 29, 2006
;d ;d ;d ;d ;d
Re: Cheeky Sacrifice by dabby(f): 3:48pm On May 25, 2007
hahaha grin
Re: Cheeky Sacrifice by yinkalink(f): 1:54pm On Feb 08, 2010
makes sense
Re: Cheeky Sacrifice by Kunbee: 11:37pm On Feb 08, 2010
Iyama husband cheesy
Re: Cheeky Sacrifice by yinkalink(f): 7:40am On Feb 11, 2010
very iyama cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Cheeky Sacrifice by tanimz(f): 4:46pm On Feb 11, 2010
LOL grin grin grin
Re: Cheeky Sacrifice by Kunbee: 2:07am On Feb 16, 2010
See teeth

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