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Funniest Akpors Joke Ever!!! by eaemmy(m): 11:27pm On Jan 24, 2013 |
An angry wife (Ekaitte) 2 her husband (Akpors) on phone. Ekaitte: Where the hell are you? ... ... Akpors: Honey, u remember dat gold shop where u saw the diamond necklace & totally fell in luv wit it? Ekaitte (relaxed): Yes, my king Akpors: Remember I had no cash 2 buy it 4 u dat day & I said I will buy it 4 u one day? Ekaitte (totally relaxed with a smile & a blush): Yes I remember my love! Akpors: Good, I am in a beer palour next to that shop! More to come... 5 Likes |
Re: Funniest Akpors Joke Ever!!! by eaemmy(m): 11:44pm On Jan 24, 2013 |
A Community pastor was getting tired of hearing his congregation confess of adultery every time. So, he told the community to adopt saying they have "fallen" & not go into details. (As he would understand) The old Pastor died & Pastor Akpors - a new pastor from outside the town was sworn in. Everyday people go to him & say they have fallen. Pastor Akpors being concerned & not knowing what's going on called the village chief & said to him, "I think u should get the pavements fixed, people tell me that they have fallen everyday." The Chief laughed hysterically knowing exactly what it means. "Don't laugh" says Pastor Akpors. "Your wife fell 7 times this week" The chief fainted 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Funniest Akpors Joke Ever!!! by dhama(m): 2:29pm On Jan 25, 2013 |
Nice 1 |
Re: Funniest Akpors Joke Ever!!! by Ruqaya(f): 2:49pm On Jan 25, 2013 |
I love d jokes 1 Like |
Re: Funniest Akpors Joke Ever!!! by eaemmy(m): 6:29pm On Jan 27, 2013 |
1)Akpos goes to a store for groceries. He finds cat food at a very special low price. He buys a dozen cans of cat food. The manager sees this and thinks that Akpos probably doesn't own a cat and he might give the cat food to his children. He goes to Akpos and ask him to bring the cat as proof for him to buy the cat food. Akpos goes and bring his cat and the manager lets him buy the dozen cans. A few days later Akpos finds dog food at a low lower price. He buys a dozen cans of dog food. Again the manager wants proof that he owns the dog. Akpos goes to get his dog and the manager lets him buy. A few days later Akpos goes to the store carrying a bag. He ask the manager to put his hand in the bag and feel what is inside. After feeling what's in the bag the manager says, "What the f**k? What is this? Is this shit?" Akpos nodded and replied, "Yes I wanted to buy toilet paper and I don't want you to send me back for proof again." 2)akpos a bus driver was arguing with his coductor on who was more brilliant. DRIVER: U nor go school. CONDUCTOR: Haba! I go school pass u. DRIVER: Oya, wetin b 2 times 2? CONDUCTOR: Ahan! Very easy! Dat one na 22 now. DRIVER: Fool! Person tell u d answer for back abi. |
Re: Funniest Akpors Joke Ever!!! by sweetiePe(f): 12:37pm On Oct 12, 2013 |
LOL! Funny Akpors Jokes Akpors and his wife never fought for 25yrs of their mariage!!! . A friend asked him how he had managed to make it possible. He narrated, "We went for our Honeymoon in Australia 25years ago, and while riding on a horse, my wife's horse jumped & my wife fell down. She then got up, patted the Horse's back and said 'this is your first time'. After a while,it happened again. She patted the horse again and said 'this is your second time". The horse did it again the 3rd time, she brought out a gun and shot the horse dead. I was so shocked and shouted at her, 'Are you crazy!!? What's wrong with you!!? Why did you kill the horse...... She gave me a grave look and said 'THIS YOUR FIRST TIME". Ever since then we have been living very happily 1 Like |
Re: Funniest Akpors Joke Ever!!! by sweetiePe(f): 11:08pm On Oct 20, 2013 |
See More Funny Akpors here>>>www.rosyside.com/pt/Funniest-Akpors-Jokes-Collection-10.11.2013/discussion.htm Akpors was caught red handed by his principal writing "MAY GOD PUNISH MY PRINCIPAL" PRINCIPAL: What nonsense are you writing? [about to Slap Akpors]. AKPORS: Sir, I have not finished writing it. PRINCIPAL: [angry] What do you mean. You are insulting me and you are telling me that you have not finished? AKPORS: This is not what I want to write. PRINCIPAL: So what did you want to write? AKPORS: I wanted to write "MAY GOD PUNISH MY PRINCIPAL'S ENEMIES" One word for akpos. |
Re: Funniest Akpors Joke Ever!!! by Lilprincey(m): 12:27am On Mar 02, 2015 |
One day, akporz was in school and the teacher said, 'anybody dat does not answer my question will not go home'. Akporz quickly throw his school bag on the ground and the teacher asked: who owns dis school bag. Akporz: it is mine. Goodbye ma |
Re: Funniest Akpors Joke Ever!!! by Nobody: 9:18pm On May 30, 2019 |
Bold animation. |
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