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Picking A Punishment by kinglarry(m): 11:52am On May 02, 2006
This guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him and shows him the doors to three rooms and says he must choose one of the rooms to spend eternity in.

So Satan opens the first door. In the room there are people standing in cow manure up to their necks. The guy says "No, please show me the next room".

Satan shows him the next room and this has people with cow manure up to their noses. And so he says no again.

Finally, Satan shows him the third and final room. This time there are people in there with cow manure up to their knees drinking cups of tea and eating cakes.

So the guy says, "I'll choose this room". Satan says O.K. The guys is standing in there eating his cake and drinking his tea thinking, "Well, it could be worse", when the door opens. Satan pops his head around, and says "O.K. tea-break is over. Back on your heads!"
Re: Picking A Punishment by micklplus(m): 11:56am On May 02, 2006
yeeeee ! the guy is in deep Sh!t !
Nice Joke o cos tea break is over grin grin
Cheers cheesy
Re: Picking A Punishment by Z4M4eva(f): 12:46pm On May 02, 2006
l.o.l cheesy cheesy
Re: Picking A Punishment by spikelord(m): 2:30pm On May 02, 2006
I wonder what he's goinna do thereafter!
Re: Picking A Punishment by greedie1(f): 7:41pm On Dec 17, 2010
Seen it before, nice though
Re: Picking A Punishment by bighead1(m): 12:11am On Dec 20, 2010
omg now that's worse
Re: Picking A Punishment by EfemenaXY: 12:19am On Dec 20, 2010
seen it b/4 lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: Picking A Punishment by yinkalink(f): 12:20am On Dec 20, 2010
At least they stop for lunch
Re: Picking A Punishment by eldav(m): 11:20pm On Dec 21, 2010
very funny
Re: Picking A Punishment by bashydemy(m): 1:11am On Dec 22, 2010
Nice one OP
Re: Picking A Punishment by chakula: 3:00pm On Dec 22, 2010
OP,

Assuming you were dead which puninsment would you likely to choose out of the above mentioned?
Re: Picking A Punishment by Arcani: 5:20pm On Dec 23, 2010
nice
Re: Picking A Punishment by EfemenaXY: 9:20pm On Dec 27, 2010
seriously reposted joke! lipsrsealed
Re: Picking A Punishment by xammy(m): 11:29am On Dec 28, 2010
nice one
Re: Picking A Punishment by lysaa(f): 2:02pm On Dec 28, 2010
Efemena_xy:

seen it b/4 lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Thank God for sealed lips. .did u see the date it was posted?
Re: Picking A Punishment by bashydemy(m): 6:19pm On Dec 28, 2010
LOL lysaa you bad

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