A wife wakes up of the middle of the night to find her husband missing from bed. Checking around the house, she hears sounds from the basement. After turning on the light and descending the stairs, she finds her husband curled up into a little ball, sobbing.

"Honey, what’s wrong?" she asks, worried about what could hurt him so much.

"Remember, 20 years ago, I got you pregnant, and your father threatened me to marry you or to go to jail?"

"Yes, of course," she replies.

"Well, I would have been released tonight."

huhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

e yaaaaaaaaa sorry oo

@Name-sake Broda, this post is old. Try to be refreshingly new here.

. . .why dont you bring something if you are so smart.

abegee jare
@post,
nice one there

i love this joke.

10x poster

God bless him and me too. forget about you guys

Benn:

A wife wakes up of the middle of the night to find her husband missing from bed. Checking around the house, she hears sounds from the basement. After turning on the light and descending the stairs, she finds her husband curled up into a little ball, sobbing.

"Honey, what’s wrong?" she asks, worried about what could hurt him so much.

"Remember, 20 years ago, I got you pregnant, and your father threatened me to marry you or to go to jail?"

"Yes, of course," she replies.

"Well, I would have been released tonight."

dirty teeth.

go buy closeup

@Tufe E be like say u dey find who go end you for NLD.

tufe:

dirty teeth.

go buy closeup

ok sir, thank sir
[sub]i will use lola's tonugue to wash am[/sub]

@ben

exactly

na you wan try

@olulu

THUNDER FIRE YOU THERE.
careful how you talk about ma babay. it cud hurt you in a way u wont like

ROFLMAO OMG see congynus.

@tufe

careful man,
temper, temper, temper
abi u b sango?

hmmmmm, ok
_{i will proceed with caution: jealous, crazy and ugly boyfirend on the loose.
definitely will go for the tongue, amongst other side attractions.}

ben, i'm done with you. you aint worth me time
i believe olulu is the new spartan here.


@olulu

let me get something straight, u wanna use my girls tungue to do what exactly

I think the answer to that is easy.
His a$$ lol.

olulu

i'm still waiting ur reply.

@TUFE
lemi help d poor boy, e wara use ya kokolet's tonugue to activate him long tin,
gerit??
nw tell me, truthfully,
hw hard wz dat 2 comprehend??
abi u wara go bac 2 class two??
no!! i knw say u try pass lik dat sha

Grammar.

@tufe, why do you always want to pick a fight with Ben?

babe i no know wetin i do am ooo.

tufe:

ben, i'm done with you. you aint worth me time
i believe olulu is the new spartan here.


@olulu

let me get something straight, u want to use my girls tungue to do what exactly

tufe:

olulu

i'm still waiting your reply.

THE TINS I WANT 2 USE TUFE'S GIRL'S TONUGUE FOR

1) Brush my teeth
2) Suck on it
3 )Lick it
4) Tickle it
5) Might chew on it , _{tempted to bite it off}

and then,

6) Then i move on to more interesting and uncharted territories, _{hills with a valley}

Do you have enough courage to do all these things?

kola oloye:

Do you have enough courage to do all these things?

Jamb Question May 1966

Answer= Most Def

i b doer not just sayer

@Rbellious

i know he started it somehow,i just cant remember when. but if you want me to stop, then your wish is my command.

@ben

truce has been signed

@olulu

hmmmmmmm, you get mouth. make i still dey look you small

olulu:


Jamb Question May 1966

Answer= Most Def

i b doer not just sayer

Dat ma boi, dats ma boi,
rebel, ya wan some of him 2??
   

some of who?

some of lulu i think!!!

gundust,

wetin u dey try talk

laffs all thru* hahhahahha lol

tufe:


@olulu

hmmmmmmm, you get mouth. make i still dey look you small

over looking na crime o