#Open Letter to Malian Football
Players# Dear Malian soccer players, Any attempt, 'attempted
attempt,' group of attempts,
variable attempt, fixed attempt,
debit or credit attempts to stop
us from winning our game with u
will result in the following punitive measures:
1. We will withdraw our troops
from Mali.
2. You will pay us the N7 billion
our government has spent on
your war to date. 3. We will encourage the Tuareg
rebels to return.
... So the ball, (figuratively and
literally) is in your court, pass it
to Emenike, Victor Moses or
Sunday Mba! A word is enough for the wise.
For:Concerned Nigerians