[b]It came as a surprise to me, when I finally realized that rich people also shit, urinate and mess. I couldn't believe it! All along I had thought that my president - IBB, whom I had been watching on national tv for quite a number of years, was too gallant and poise in his demeanor to be subject to such a mockery as to excrete or even to silently pollute the air.

I recall pushing, pressing and almost delivering in the toilet after eating bread without tea, when the subject which I now share with you today, crossed my mind.

"Why do rich people excrete? It just doesn't make sense." I often pondered within the four walls of my bedroom.

If I had money, I would stop myself from shitting and polluting, I never liked the smell of either. And polluting in public, could be embarrassing.

So I arrived fresh as a newbie in Jss 1, and with my writers mind which was then gathering all the memories I now refer to as "A Journal", I began jotting this down a month after :

"Dear Diary, I do not understand the school I am in. Today my colleagues and I were asked to sweep with our hands. I swept shit in the process. We have brooms but we keep using our hands to sweep. Is that what our hands were created for? Bullshit!"

Bruised with the trauma of this "shitting enigma". I vowed never to send my kids to a military school.

I therefore headlined the cover of my journal booklet as - SHIT! Couldn't a day go by without me having to touch something this stupid and retarded(forgive me for personifying shit as though it were a living thing).

Then came America. I believed every white person was american and so far as you had the accent, you were American and would never....shit(u guessed right).

In conclusion, I guess you probably cant count how many times I used the "P" word (I know the whatever is gonna change this stuff ) in this piece (Kinda reminds you of Al pacino and the f word in The Godfather) So, I guess what I'm trying to say is, if I could go back in time, I'd educate my self more on the science of Man and the shitting dichotomy(sorry I said *shit* again) I just said it again *snapping my forehead*.




Culled from Michael Ogah[/b]

Mtcheew..are they not human? Or do dey not eat?