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| Stupid Questions With The Smart Answers: Hilarious by queen2(f): 4:48pm On May 06, 2006 |
[b]BOY : May I hold your hand? GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy. GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me! BOY : You love me, GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring?? BOY : Sure, what's your phone number?? GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest. BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever. BOY : Don't you ever want to improve?? BOY : I love you and I could die for you! GIRL : How soon?? BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you! GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there?? SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss?? TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth. MAN : You remind me of the sea. WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting? MAN : NO, because you make me sick. WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other. HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth. MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, Peter? PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly. ]1) Girlfriend : ", And are you sure you love me and no one else ?" Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday". 2) Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?" Pupil : "The moon". Teacher : "Why?" Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it". 3) Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?" Pupil : "A teacher". 4) Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?" Customer : "What other colors do you have?" 5) My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs. 6) Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !" Sam : "It's a family tradition". Teacher : "What do you mean?" Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher". Teacher : "What about your mother?" Sam : "She's a woman". 7) Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?" David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated".  Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?" Student : "Brotherly love". 9) Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?" Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook". 10) Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?" Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died". 11) Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?" One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time." 12) Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?" One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."  [/b] |
| Re: Stupid Questions With The Smart Answers: Hilarious by eveseh(f): 5:44pm On May 06, 2006 |
nice,i love it |
| Re: Stupid Questions With The Smart Answers: Hilarious by phatboy(m): 6:38pm On May 06, 2006 |
well its tooo koollllllll and off the hook |
| Re: Stupid Questions With The Smart Answers: Hilarious by diddy4(m): 7:01pm On May 06, 2006 |
cool.  |
| Re: Stupid Questions With The Smart Answers: Hilarious by Immortalme(m): 8:48pm On May 06, 2006 |
I am still laughing out loud |
| Re: Stupid Questions With The Smart Answers: Hilarious by spikedcylinder: 10:43am On May 08, 2006 |
Very funny,cant stop laughing! |
| Re: Stupid Questions With The Smart Answers: Hilarious by queen2(f): 12:32pm On May 08, 2006 |
see, Im still laffing |
| Re: Stupid Questions With The Smart Answers: Hilarious by atawewe: 8:26pm On May 08, 2006 |
dis page is simply hillarious! im still chucklin! thanks anyway, was feelin a bit lousy and boy, did u light up my face! thumbs up aight! |
| Re: Stupid Questions With The Smart Answers: Hilarious by raphy(m): 8:41pm On May 08, 2006 |
@ queen nize joke were did u get it from i bet u tell me b4 i stop lafing |
| Re: Stupid Questions With The Smart Answers: Hilarious by senisho(m): 8:51pm On May 08, 2006 |
Hilarious!!! |
| Re: Stupid Questions With The Smart Answers: Hilarious by trailblaze: 5:00pm On May 09, 2006 |
OMG!!! But this the best! MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, Peter? PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly. |
| Re: Stupid Questions With The Smart Answers: Hilarious by queen2(f): 7:32pm On May 09, 2006 |
:d |
| Re: Stupid Questions With The Smart Answers: Hilarious by spikedcylinder: 8:35pm On May 09, 2006 |
Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?" Student : "Brotherly love". That was my best part! |
| Re: Stupid Questions With The Smart Answers: Hilarious by cutiepie18(f): 9:23pm On May 09, 2006 |
my part was the coincidence part.how d hell do you think your mother and father getting married the same day is a coincidence.  LOL .dat was really hillarious. |
| Re: Stupid Questions With The Smart Answers: Hilarious by spikelord(m): 1:28am On May 10, 2006 |
| Sharp answers indeed! |
| Re: Stupid Questions With The Smart Answers: Hilarious by lauryn(f): 2:56am On May 10, 2006 |
lmao |
| Re: Stupid Questions With The Smart Answers: Hilarious by queen2(f): 7:51am On May 10, 2006 |
3) Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?" Pupil : "A teacher". True i like this bit too |
| Re: Stupid Questions With The Smart Answers: Hilarious by olembe(m): 8:56am On May 10, 2006 |
nice compilation, no doubt.my part was-u tell a man something, it enters through one ear and goes out through the other, you tell a woman something, it goes in through both ears and comes out through the mouth,TRUE TALK |
| Re: Stupid Questions With The Smart Answers: Hilarious by spikedcylinder: 6:49pm On May 10, 2006 |
Na you sabi! |
| Re: Stupid Questions With The Smart Answers: Hilarious by rasque(m): 7:23am On May 11, 2006 |
lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Re: Stupid Questions With The Smart Answers: Hilarious by Z4M4eva(f): 1:15pm On May 11, 2006 |
l.o.l. Nice Stuff Queen. |
| Re: Stupid Questions With The Smart Answers: Hilarious by queen2(f): 4:36pm On May 11, 2006 |
thanx zainy @spiked abi now, na him sabi |
| Re: Stupid Questions With The Smart Answers: Hilarious by belloti(m): 4:46pm On May 11, 2006 |
The one i like most is the "family tradition", but its not fair to women. atleast i can vouch for my mum |
| Re: Stupid Questions With The Smart Answers: Hilarious by ceetee: 5:04am On May 13, 2006 |
speechless |
| Re: Stupid Questions With The Smart Answers: Hilarious by am4beauty(m): 12:52pm On May 14, 2006 |
had shed tears |
| Re: Stupid Questions With The Smart Answers: Hilarious by dabby(f): 2:46pm On Jun 03, 2006 |
really good. ha ha ha |
| Re: Stupid Questions With The Smart Answers: Hilarious by queen2(f): 3:37pm On Jun 03, 2006 |
it is surely |
| Re: Stupid Questions With The Smart Answers: Hilarious by Shentz(f): 7:51pm On Jun 07, 2006 |
sum are funiii |
| Re: Stupid Questions With The Smart Answers: Hilarious by queen2(f): 11:53pm On Jun 07, 2006 |
not some, but all |
| Re: Stupid Questions With The Smart Answers: Hilarious by Mystique(f): 8:12am On Jun 28, 2006 |
Funny Enuff,  |
| Re: Stupid Questions With The Smart Answers: Hilarious by jydon(m): 2:18pm On Jun 28, 2006 |
| Queen very funny were did u get em 4rm? am sill laffin |
| Re: Stupid Questions With The Smart Answers: Hilarious by obirock(m): 9:05pm On Jun 30, 2006 |
Wow! just got out of a hillarious laughter break to write this.Its so cool |
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