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Lets Laugh At Some Blondes by ituen(m): 7:54am On Mar 25, 2008 |
After many hours of extremely acrobatic and exhausting sex with a blonde he had just picked up, a man goes into the kitchen for some food to replenish his just spent energy. He pours himself a glass of milk and right before drinking it, he realizes his manhood is still pretty hot, so he sticks it in the glass to cool it off. Just then the blonde walks in and says, "Oh, I always wondered how you refilled those." |
Re: Lets Laugh At Some Blondes by ituen(m): 7:57am On Mar 25, 2008 |
Q: Why do blondes like lightning? A: They think someone is taking their picture. Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead? A: Finger on chin-I don't know. Hits forehead-Oh I get it! Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces? A: From eating with forks. Q: Why do blondes have big bellybuttons? A: From dating blonde men. |
Re: Lets Laugh At Some Blondes by ituen(m): 7:59am On Mar 25, 2008 |
Q: Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency? A1: They can't remember the number. A2: She can't find the number 11 on the telephone buttons Q: What do a blonde and President Gorbachev have in common? A: They both got bleeped by 10 men whilst on holiday. Q:What's the difference between a blonde and President Gorbachev? A: He knows who the ten men were. Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK". |
Re: Lets Laugh At Some Blondes by ituen(m): 8:02am On Mar 25, 2008 |
Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills. Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veternarian? A: Because she loved children. Q: If an blonde and a brunette jumped off a bridge, who would die first? A: The brunette -- because the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions. Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: "Fun fun fun worry worry worry" A: Fun period fun period fun NO PERIOD worry worry worry! |
Re: Lets Laugh At Some Blondes by ituen(m): 8:04am On Mar 25, 2008 |
Q:A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks "Where did you get that?" A: The pig says, "I won her in a raffle!" Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces. A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces." Q: What's a blonde's idea of safe sex? A: Locking the car door. Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver's test? A: Because every time the door opened, she jumped into the back seat. Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home? A: She moved. |
Re: Lets Laugh At Some Blondes by ituen(m): 8:07am On Mar 25, 2008 |
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who tried to blow up her husband's car? A: She burned her lips on the tailpipe(exhaust pipe). Another blonde, another store. She goes over to the deodorant display and tells the clerk "I need to buy some deodorant for my husband." "Does he use the ball kind?" enquired the clerk. "No," replied the blonde, "The kind for under his arms." |
Re: Lets Laugh At Some Blondes by ayusman16(m): 8:36am On Mar 25, 2008 |
Ituen baba, na with blonde chick u take spend Easter? Anyway, nice jokes! |
Re: Lets Laugh At Some Blondes by ituen(m): 8:39am On Mar 25, 2008 |
Na bad luck wey i get oh The blonde came to my house, spentthe whole easter with me and when she was leaving, she said "I had a nice time with you, Tufe" |
Re: Lets Laugh At Some Blondes by ayusman16(m): 8:53am On Mar 25, 2008 |
Damn! Dat means Tufe 'gather' pass u? |
Re: Lets Laugh At Some Blondes by ituen(m): 9:29am On Mar 25, 2008 |
tufe dey in charge of blondes na heard rumours that he is also a blonde |
Re: Lets Laugh At Some Blondes by clemcykul(f): 10:02am On Mar 25, 2008 |
yeah dats an unbeatable truth even his armpit is blond colour dont ask me how i know |
Re: Lets Laugh At Some Blondes by ayusman16(m): 10:07am On Mar 25, 2008 |
clemcykul: Na wao for this babe! first na Mouth Action; now na sucking, licking armpit! Disgustin |
Re: Lets Laugh At Some Blondes by efuah(f): 10:08am On Mar 25, 2008 |
lol |
Re: Lets Laugh At Some Blondes by folly69(m): 10:24am On Mar 25, 2008 |
@clem na u talk am oooo |
Re: Lets Laugh At Some Blondes by clemcykul(f): 11:33am On Mar 25, 2008 |
ayusman16: no be u initiate me into the act blody pretender |
Re: Lets Laugh At Some Blondes by ayusman16(m): 11:38am On Mar 25, 2008 |
but not the armpit thing na! |
Re: Lets Laugh At Some Blondes by efuah(f): 11:47am On Mar 25, 2008 |
hmmmmmmmmmmmm |
Re: Lets Laugh At Some Blondes by candylips(m): 11:47am On Mar 25, 2008 |
Blondes are just so dumb |
Re: Lets Laugh At Some Blondes by clemcykul(f): 12:51pm On Mar 25, 2008 |
anyusman lair! na all of the above u specialise in both armpit and toe sucking se yer lyfe sucker! |
Re: Lets Laugh At Some Blondes by naijastyle: 12:59pm On Mar 25, 2008 |
chai! Effects of blondness. |
Re: Lets Laugh At Some Blondes by clemcykul(f): 1:09pm On Mar 25, 2008 |
dat na de koko |
Re: Lets Laugh At Some Blondes by naijastyle: 1:11pm On Mar 25, 2008 |
more koko for the kokolets. |
Re: Lets Laugh At Some Blondes by Aiphie(f): 2:06pm On Mar 25, 2008 |
@jokes I can't laf enough abeg. ituen: Chei!!! dt na f**k up O Happy Easter. |
Re: Lets Laugh At Some Blondes by kronkykay(m): 2:25pm On Mar 25, 2008 |
chai. . . . .lets rip the kokolets naaa |
Re: Lets Laugh At Some Blondes by kronkykay(m): 6:09pm On Mar 25, 2008 |
T.G.I.F A businessman got on an elevator in a tall building. When he entered the elevator, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted him by saying, "T-G-I-F." He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T." She looked at him, puzzled, and said, "T-G-I-F" again. He acknowledged her remark again by answering, "S-H-I-T." The blonde was trying to be friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile and said as sweetly as possibly, "T-G-I-F" another time. The man smiled back to her and once again answers "S-H-I-T." The blonde finally decided to explain things, and this time she said, "T-G-I-F. It means Thank Goodness It's Friday. Get it, duuhhh?" The man answered, "S-H-I-T --- Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday." |
Re: Lets Laugh At Some Blondes by ituen(m): 9:33am On Mar 26, 2008 |
foolish man |
Re: Lets Laugh At Some Blondes by kronkykay(m): 10:32am On Mar 26, 2008 |
na rude correctional facility de guy been deliver. . . as per se . . .she be blonde naa |
Re: Lets Laugh At Some Blondes by gilgee(m): 12:05pm On Mar 26, 2008 |
Kronky you don divorce your blonde wife? |
Re: Lets Laugh At Some Blondes by ituen(m): 10:28pm On Mar 26, 2008 |
me i no know if the guy fit get wife sef talklessof blonde |
Re: Lets Laugh At Some Blondes by mukina2: 10:44pm On Mar 26, 2008 |
Iteun u nor well for real |
Re: Lets Laugh At Some Blondes by naijastyle: 10:50pm On Mar 26, 2008 |
poor kronky its not easy to be blonde |
Re: Lets Laugh At Some Blondes by clemcykul(f): 9:41am On Mar 27, 2008 |
i bet my last kuvuki dollars on dat |
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