lefulefu: i remember those days wey i no get money i toast one igbo babe and she come say my head be like beer opener
men i come really dey embarrasss dat time .these days if i wan toast babe i go first flaunt my cash and the babe go jus smile and say yes.u suppose sabi naija babe style

lefulefu: i remember those days wey i no get money i toast one igbo babe and she come say my head be like beer opener
men i come really dey embarrasss dat time .these days if i wan toast babe i go first flaunt my cash and the babe go jus smile and say yes.u suppose sabi naija babe style

damn

Kirinwa: From their tales by the moonlight you shall know them.Like seriously a girl chased and beat 2 guys for toasting her.Guy go gather village children nack them this Tori.

Ngenge: I was 21,wrote a letter to her & she told me dat I should explain d content. She is our customer so I went to dia shop. I was timid to say my mind but later did. Her reply was dat she is engaged & dat she dont make male friends. I dont knw dat she was expecting me to come again but I neva did. She met me one day & asked in a proverb if d yam I was uprooting shuld be left half way. I was stunned.

dabrake: We wrote this STA211 CA 3 years ago and deep inside my heart, I knew I did badly in it. Our lecturer would later do the correction for us, as he got to the third line, I knew I had scored zero(well, only 2 students scored above zero : 0.5 and 1)

I was trying to woo this girl one day. Knowing fully well that maths/stats were her academic weakness, I decided to use that to my advantage. I stressed out the fact that I was very good in those aspect, . . .

Then enter Prince(the class governor). "Guy, take your script oh" was what he said. Deep in my heart, I knew I will brush all my other CAs so I decided to check my score in her presence.



It never dawned on me that the script would be that of STA211. Need I say more?

Phinalphantasy: Hmmmm...ok...here goes...
ss1....was staking out this girl, me and RAZAK...she comes out of the house to head for lesson or market by 4pm..everyday we were always ready but our liver always failed us...we'd just watch her walking away while RAZAK will be trying to pump my liver...
well...after some months of staking out, my liver suddenly woke up...or so I thought...I found myself walking up to her to toast, only to walk past her...Smh...
one day tho, this atomic energy entered my liver...she was going to market/lesson/whatever.. I trailed from behind..doing the nigga bounce..durectly behind her, my brain remembered the lines I crammed.."excuse me, can talk to you for a minute?"..my lips never said it right tho...something came out nevertheless..
needless to say,upon hearing my voice, the poor girl increased her step so fast like it was a competition.. I followed suit,wanting success, wary of eyes watching especially razak's who would laugh at my failure..upon realizing I might not give up she burst into a full run..not knowing what to do, I followed suit...then my real brain kicked in and I stopped...
I'll never forget that day...neither will RAZAK ever make me forget..smh

talk bout reasons why i am grateful girls aren't the ones to do the chasing...datz all

lefulefu: ]i remember those days wey i no get money i toast one igbo babe and she come say my head be like beer opener
men i come really dey embarrasss dat time .these days if i wan toast babe i go first flaunt my cash and the babe go jus smile and say yes.u suppose sabi naija babe style

Phinalphantasy: Hmmmm...ok...here goes...
ss1....was staking out this girl, me and RAZAK...she comes out of the house to head for lesson or market by 4pm..everyday we were always ready but our liver always failed us...we'd just watch her walking away while RAZAK will be trying to pump my liver...
well...after some months of staking out, my liver suddenly woke up...or so I thought...I found myself walking up to her to toast, only to walk past her...Smh...
one day tho, this atomic energy entered my liver...she was going to market/lesson/whatever.. I trailed from behind..doing the nigga bounce..durectly behind her, my brain remembered the lines I crammed.."excuse me, can talk to you for a minute?"..my lips never said it right tho...something came out nevertheless..
needless to say,upon hearing my voice, the poor girl increased her step so fast like it was a competition.. I followed suit,wanting success, wary of eyes watching especially razak's who would laugh at my failure..upon realizing I might not give up she burst into a full run..not knowing what to do, I followed suit...then my real brain kicked in and I stopped...
I'll never forget that day...neither will RAZAK ever make me forget..smh

seunfly: Mine was in ilorin, there is one family that i was very close to like that, the man was around 70years but look young and agile he took me like a friend, infact he always intaract with me like his mate, and he has about 3 grand daughters living with him and one of his daughters who is a widow too lives with him.
This girls usualy call me uncle not because am older than them (infact we are pear group) but how close i was to their grand pa i tried to behave like uncle but it was difficult because they were beautiful, rich and i have first hand access to them. So i decided to woo one of them, the one i chose claim to love me but needed to seek advise from her twin sister, the sister also went to seek advice from the third girl who is not their direct sister but cousine.
The third girl went and told their anty(widow) then their anty gathered everybody in our enviroment to our house to warned me to stay away from those girls. my mum denied it and every body in our house and shops denied it because i was gentle, spiritual and dicipline but the girls coroborated the story. Then i arrived from school find crowd infront of our house and the woman said ask him he is around ofcause i could not deny it, the peaple started asking when i turn bad. You need to see they way the place turn empty peaple that came to support my mum to deny it simply disapeared and since then, peaple's perception changed against me every body began to warned their daughters as if i will 12, 15, or 16years old girl.
It was only that man that supported me every body in our area was against me including our house, the man and i are still friends till today.

uyogabie: That is what I call 'chasing a girl'.lol.

Black Pen15: My most embarrassing moment is when I said hello to a babe and she ran away like she saw a ghost!

Phinalphantasy: Hmmmm...ok...here goes...
ss1....was staking out this girl, me and RAZAK...she comes out of the house to head for lesson or market by 4pm..everyday we were always ready but our liver always failed us...we'd just watch her walking away while RAZAK will be trying to pump my liver...
well...after some months of staking out, my liver suddenly woke up...or so I thought...I found myself walking up to her to toast, only to walk past her...Smh...
one day tho, this atomic energy entered my liver...she was going to market/lesson/whatever.. I trailed from behind..doing the nigga bounce..durectly behind her, my brain remembered the lines I crammed.."excuse me, can talk to you for a minute?"..my lips never said it right tho...something came out nevertheless..
needless to say,upon hearing my voice, the poor girl increased her step so fast like it was a competition.. I followed suit,wanting success, wary of eyes watching especially razak's who would laugh at my failure..upon realizing I might not give up she burst into a full run..not knowing what to do, I followed suit...then my real brain kicked in and I stopped...
I'll never forget that day...neither will RAZAK ever make me forget..smh