GEJ Fires Law School Directors For Denying Dame Patience Admission

Information reaching us at fake9janews suggests that all The Directors of the Nigerian Law Schools nationwide have been summarily dismissed by President Goodluck Jonathan, after they collectively refused to offer admission to his wife, First Lady, Dame Patience Jonathan.
Sources close to the Nigerian law school tell us that Dame Patience had applied for admission into the Law School at Victoria Island, Lagos, simply because she “want people to be calling her Barrister”. The Directors held a meeting over the matter, and unanimously agreed to offer her an honorary LL.M instead, which she refused.

After much prodding, they agreed to offer her admission if she could define the term “Juris Prudence”. On hearing this, she became angry, claiming it was an insult to her intelligence, and reported them to GEJ, who subsequently fired them all for “embarassing the 1st Lady”.

In a statement released today by his Aide, Doyin Okupe, GEJ said:
“Insulting the intelligence of the 1st lady of this great nation is intolerable. Why ask her to define Juris prudence? Why not something simpler like Bribe or charge-and-bail? I have set up 2 committees: one to employ new directors, and another to find out the meaning of juris prudence”
So far, the Fired directors have remained silent over the matter.

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How could the Moderator allow a Junkie such an apportunity?
Nairaland,becoming a disappointment.

teskyg: How could the Moderator allow a Junkie such an apportunity?
Nairaland,becoming a disappointment.

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