[b]Dear St PETER, thank you for inviting me to Heaven for interview.
I love it here already. I wish I could stay forever.
Maybe, I can get a contract to build one of the streets of gold here.

You are welcome my son. Don't get used to this place.
You are only here for a chat. Now, what can I do for you?

Yes, dear, I've a burning question on my mind.

What is it, my dear son?

Why did your master create the Nigerian people?

Oh my son, that is a very good question that I, myself, cannot answer.
I'm not sure myself. Many people have asked me that question.

Many people?

Yes.

Who are these people?

Foreigners who have died in Nigeria, Lured there by 419 scam artists.
Most of them have asked why he created the Nigerian because they believe that you people are all corrupt.

Why do you say that?

You see, my son. There is a joke going around in heaven.

A joke?

Yes, my son, a joke about you people, Nigerians.

What is the joke?

Remember the song you used to sing when you were in primary and secondary school?

What song, peter?

The song about "All things bright and beautiful, "

Yes, I remember the song very well. But what I don't understand is how thats a joke

Listen my son, this is the joke and I will sing the song for you.

Yes, please go ahead,

Listen carefully;

All things bright and beautiful All creatures great and small.
All things wise and wonderful And Nigerians ruined them all.

Oh, that was funny. You mean we Nigerians ruined his creation?

Yes, you people are very corrupt to the point that he is thinking about finishing all your corrupt leaders as I did with the late president NASI ACHABA

That would be very nice, Our leaders have finished us. I think most common Nigerians would welcome that. These our leaders are all corrupt.

Yes, I knew of that even before it happened.

Who did it,?

I cannot tell you now, on judgement day, they will pay for their crimes.

Ok, another question.

Yes, go ahead, my son.

Who killed the late DELE WAGI?

Ha, my son, you are very curious.

Every good journalist should be curious.

You know the killer of WAGI.

Who is that?

That is all I can say for now. On judgement day, WE shall make sure that the murderer of WAGI also pays for his crime
Please tell me, is there a special place for the Nigerian in hell?

Yes, it's called Hell-Gate That is the Nigerian ghetto in hell.
There are a lot of you people there already causing trouble for me and the angels.
Even Satan is complaining about you people. You already have a bad reputation in hell.

but nigeria has improved from being the number one nation to being the second most corrupt nation behind"pakinstan",so give us some credit,

, meet you soon again[/b]

Cool, I guess.