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When She Is More Bootylicious Than Your Girlfriend by Orikinla(m): 11:37am On Mar 25, 2013
Now you have a pretty and sexy girlfriend and yes you really dig that.
Then here comes this babelicious and glammalicious chikito swaying in your direction and you are her target as she eyes you to see whether you are looking at her curvaceous backside in leggins or not. Yes, you cannot ignore her.

She is the most bootylicious prettiest and sexiest woman you have ever seen!OMG!
This why Bootylicious got into the Oxford English Dictionary as explained on http://www.personal.psu.edu/ejp10/blogs/thinking/2008/04/how-bootylicious-got-into-the.html.

Suddenly your fixation triggers the sensation and ignites your passion to lust after her.
You forget everything about your girlfriend as you download the whole information and downloading it can in fact delete the information of your own girlfriend.
The bootylicious temptation increases the momentum of her swaying buttocks as she passes in front of me and then crosses the road into the bank opposite my office and looks back at me.
OMG! I am in trouble. Her curvaceous buttocks make my woman's own look ordinary!
Thank God my woman is not here to see my head spinning now!
I look away and don't look up to stop myself from being hooked!
WOW!
Re: When She Is More Bootylicious Than Your Girlfriend by Nobody: 11:43am On Mar 25, 2013
Bootylicious without brains is worthless. I think with my brain and in control of my self. . .

You should try self control. . . It works!

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Re: When She Is More Bootylicious Than Your Girlfriend by jnrprof(m): 12:12pm On Mar 25, 2013
@Killz, spot on! there's much more to a woman than how bootyliscious she is
Re: When She Is More Bootylicious Than Your Girlfriend by Nobody: 12:28pm On Mar 25, 2013
Same thing happens when ur girlfriend wen she sees a rich guy I'm sure grin grin angry
Re: When She Is More Bootylicious Than Your Girlfriend by Nobody: 12:44pm On Mar 25, 2013
grin grin @definition. Oxford is slippin'!
Re: When She Is More Bootylicious Than Your Girlfriend by Nobody: 1:42pm On Mar 25, 2013
Flytefalls: grin grin @definition. Oxford is slippin'!

^ my friend, hi there.

@op it appears you are going to be a philanderer, the likes of King Solomon, King Mswati III of Swaziland and OBJ lipsrsealed. There will always be a nicer booty out there, hmmm?

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Re: When She Is More Bootylicious Than Your Girlfriend by Kgdavid(m): 3:34pm On Mar 25, 2013
jnr prof: @Killz, spot on! there's much more to a woman than how bootyliscious she is

learnt this the hard way brodas....beautiful soul over booty any day for me
Re: When She Is More Bootylicious Than Your Girlfriend by dmcdad: 5:00pm On Mar 25, 2013
Its beyond my imagination to know that some people are still lost. Gosh! Does that mean you would ditch your girl for anyone with more booty than herself That means you are miles away from being a real man.

Come let me teach you how to be a man with dignity and integrity... I think you need to learn some real stuffs. Sorry for bursting your balls...
Re: When She Is More Bootylicious Than Your Girlfriend by oses4u(m): 5:37pm On Mar 25, 2013
@op u've not commit any sin, U̶̲̥̅ were brave enough to "bend ur head down, not to get hooked" dats the self control each man need over fine, sweet, delicious and bootylicious ladies.
Re: When She Is More Bootylicious Than Your Girlfriend by Mynd44: 5:59pm On Mar 25, 2013
Smh....
Re: When She Is More Bootylicious Than Your Girlfriend by Popowaa: 7:52pm On Mar 25, 2013
sexkillz: Bootylicious without brains is worthless. I think with my brain and in control of my self. . .

You should try self control. . . It works!

Re: When She Is More Bootylicious Than Your Girlfriend by onila(f): 10:50pm On Mar 25, 2013
mondi_cheeks: Same thing happens when ur girlfriend wen she sees a rich guy I'm sure grin grin angry
cool cool

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