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Things Have Really Fallen Apart by kenkruse: 6:35pm On Mar 28, 2013
WELCOME TO THE 21ST CENTURY IN NIGERIA.......

~WHERE THERE ARE DEAF AND DUMB PEOPLE AND MANY SMART PHONES.

~WHERE SEX IS FREE AND LOVE IS
COSTLY.

~WHERE LOOSING A PHONE IS MORE
PAINFUL THAN LOOSING VIRGINITY.

~WHERE IF U DON'T CHEAT ON YOUR PARTNER U ARE NOT SMART AND SHARP.

~WHERE BATTROOMS HAVE BECOME A PHOTO STUDIO.

~WHERE GETTING A BB IS AS GREAT TO THAN ACHIEVING A BSC DEGREE.

~WHERE THE PEN IS NOW MIGHTIER
THAN SWORD AND THE BOMB.

~WHERE RELATIONSHIPS ARE BETTER THAN MARRIAGES.

~WHERE CONDOMS AND GUNS ARE REPLACING BIROS AND BOOKS IN SCHOOLS.

~WHERE YOU WON'T BE CALLED MATURE AS A LADY IF YOU HAVE NOT SLEPT WITH UP TO 10 DIFFERENT
MEN.

~WHERE PROSTITUTION IS NOW A JOB TO BE RECKONED WITH.

~WHERE PEOPLE PREFER ROGUES AND LIARS AS A LEADERS.

~WHERE LADIES PREFER TO BE WITH A MAN IN A JEEP CRYING THAN TO BE ON A BIKE HAPPY.

~WHERE SLAVES RIDE ON HORSES AND PRINCES ARE TREKKING.

~WHERE ANY MUSICIAN WHO HASN'T SANG ABOUT SEX AND WOMEN IS NOT A GOOD MUSICIAN.

~WHERE DRESSING NAKED IS A SIGN OF BEAUTY THAN DRESSING DECENT.

~WHERE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE ARE BETTER ACTORS AND ACTRESS THAN TALENTED UGLE PEOPLE.

~WHERE TRUTH IS IGNORED AND LIARS ARE WORSHIPPED.....

IS THIS A GREAT NIGERIA TO YOU?
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