[b]Below is how a friend toasted a lady in a public place.

A lady walked into the restuarant where we were relaxing. We were three at the table: Johnson, ken and I
She was nicely dressed in an elegant peach color blouse and tight black shin-length trousers; the helm neatly folded up, with an unusually big handbag; anchored by the angular left arm. You got no choice but to notice Yaba size puff-puff of a sunglasses covering nearly half her face. She wasn't going to the moon but looked like astronauts, seriously beautiful in those glasses. She walked gracefully on the four inches high-heels in a sense that flashed Beyonce’s gait through my mind.
As she passed by our table she mistakenly stepped on Johnson’s foot(my friend).

“Yeeeeeeeeeeee!” Johnson wailed mournfully. I thought she had injured him with the high-heels. He got up slowly, limping sideways a trifle, as though it was so fatal. The lady went down to nurse the part with her bare hand.

“Eeeh yah am so sorry,” she begged him with humility of a well trained girl. For a few seconds, those petal-soft manicured fingers caressed my friend’s leg soothingly. Why not me for God sake! “I didn’t know your leg was on my path, I’m sorry, I’m really sorry.”
“You are even saying sorry, oh no, no, no.”

“Sincerely I didn’t mean to do it.” She implored his forgiveness with gentleness rarely displayed by beautiful girls like her, still on her knee.
I was about to intervene when Johnson said to the lady: “You don’t seem to understand, you don’t. You see, a beautiful girl has never stepped on me in my entire life.” Ahh! Beautiful lies. “And I didn’t know it felt so good like this, I really enjoyed it,” pretty lies. “You even got a lot of sorry to say. That ‘sorry’ sounded like All Things Bright and Beautiful to my hearings.” Johnsoooon, what a comely lie! If I was told he could lie like this I would have argued it “You also intoned it with soprano voices the second time you said it.” See the son of a bitch I was feeling a pity for, still pretended to be limping, “Could you just get up and step on me as many times as you like with all the sorry you could muster from your tongue?” He stretched his neck forward putting hands in her armpits and raising her to her feet.

The lady stood facing him, smiling sheepishly.
“Johnson don kill me ooooooo!” Ken was guffawing already. His contaminating laugh rang out high above the blues that was pouring out from the speakers, drowning in the laughter of Johnson’s admirers. We all laughed our heart out.
Johnson remained unsmiling. “Are you going to attend to my requests or…?” He asked her. “Or maybe we should go somewhere where nobody will see you as you step on me and say sorry to me?” He pointed to the door.

“What of if I say no?” By now she understood his pranks but decided to tease him.
“In that case the leg might not heal up on time and I might claim damages. So I think it is better we go somewhere where you could step on me without me feeling the pain.” Johnson pointed to the door again.

At first the lady was mystified for long milliseconds, though not perturbed by the staring bally eyes around her, then, by telepathy understanding, she slowly nodded with heart-melting smiles. Her ponytail dangled when she nodded. Why not me for God’s sake?
Now on the spur of the moment, Johnson was the man on top of the world, he did not waste time in hooking his fingers with hers and together, amidst the vulture stares that escorted them to the door, they went out. He did not limp again as he went out and neither did he look back to receive gee from his pals.

So can you tell us how you toast them or how they toast you.[/b]

this is not a joke, its grammer

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Well, that's an interesting story.

na wah oooo

Haba Kayowalemi, you are taking dis thing too personal. We know this truth b4 but we stil dey tolerate am. Abeg 4give and 4get and allow Sam do wat he knows ao 2 do best.

kayowa!!!!!!!!!!!.stop it.sam is not happy .

sam angrily chops off kayo's head,,,,,,,,,,sin continues

;d

we nid a pastor in this place
pple sin don dey plenty

naw an imam

jaymobb:

we nid a pastor in this place
people sin don dey plenty

Please lead us in prayer

And lead us into more temptations. . .

poor sinners

goes off to bla bla bla

Seun suppose commot the "reply" button from some people account

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i must agree wit u on dat point chisco

If na Iya apati come step ya leg you no go fit toast ham. Anyway it is a nice joke

olodo! jaymob why u carry three qtion mark for head?

it too long i for read am.

but anyone wey read am finish fit brief me[b] [/b]

ok read am

no time

jaymobb,

wetin u dey carry ur time do?

remeber that ur just 6yrs old and dont have responsibilities at all except sleep, eat, play and go to school

Segun pc
if una go pay me I go helep you summarize am

pay u 4 what na waec we dey write

Even WAEC go hard am sef

jaymobb:

pay u 4 what na waec we dey write

Pay the guy now, since u wan summarization

imao