Mary: Hello Love!
Sarah: Hello babes-how are u today?
Mary: Am fine dear, I've missed u a lot.
Sarah: And me too
Mary: I am calling just to inform you that I will pay
you a visit this afternoon.
Sarah: Ok my dear; it will be a great pleasure to
have you. I will be expecting you sweet.

AFTER DROPPING THE CALL
Mary: Am going to visit that dirty girl again.
Sarah: This witch is coming here again, she thinks I
will buy her drinks with my money again, she must
be joking.

TELEPHONE CONVERSATION BETWEEN BOYS

John: Bastard how far?
Francis: Mad man I dey? How ur drunkard father?
John: My Papa dey! Ur ashewo mama nko?
Francis: You are a fool. How far, U dey house?I dey
come charge phone.
John: Ok! No wahala, bring money come make we
drink
beer…..
Francis: Idiot like U. Later now!

AFTER DROPPING THE CALL
John: That Francis can be funny at times but
always great
companion anytime.
Francis: John is just a reliable friend.
LESSON: Girls are always nice to each other but
they never like themselves.
Boys are always mean and rude but they will
always watch each
other's back.

TRUE or FALSE??

True

Lol...girls ehn..dey are dia own enemies..

Lol,i am guilty of some of the conversations but not all sha.e.g after all the nice words on phone,i'll be like that stupid girl is commig,lets make spageti,etc,however not as rude as saying negative things behind her back.thats just ladies for you sha

True

Just remembered these kinda conversation with my school mates.

How I miss school.

ROTFLMAO...dis is so true!

Lmaoooooooo....

But the calling of silly names its also common with girls o!
For instance i call my female frds goat, maalu, piglet...and they call me either chicken or fowl!

Mtcheeww

Vry true!!!Ladies hardly makes true frenship wit dia fellow lady,a guy can truely like or even love his fren(guy) dan his girl fren(babe)...

so true,The o.p is a bastard *winks*

This is so trueeeeeeeee......I even did it yesterday......ℓ☺ℓ..

Saw ds on fb before. Abegi!

true. Lol

true

False but true

PAGAN 9JA:
[size=32pt]JESUS IS DEAD! JESUS IS DEAD!

CONTACT ME IF YOU NEED ADVICE TO RECONVERT TO TRADITIONAL RELIGION!

HURRY BEFORE ITS TOO LATE![/size]

WHO IS ThIS PERSON?

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Dts true,mehn.boys rock.bros b4 hoss

We always have that one friend that we greet with insults & call each other names.

True

mak i buy dis plot of land,,, wuld com and cultivate later..if u kno wat i mean

To an extent, this is true. I think guys love their fellow guys more than ladies love theirs. I might be wrong but that's what I notice.

PAGAN 9JA:
[size=32pt]JESUS IS DEAD! JESUS IS DEAD!

CONTACT ME IF YOU NEED ADVICE TO RECONVERT TO TRADITIONAL RELIGION!

HURRY BEFORE ITS TOO LATE![/size]

You need the advice to become a worshiper of one God. Be a Muslim. HURRY BEFORE ITS TOO LATE!

This is real...sentiments apart...i call my mannest man Animal while he calls me idiot...but u can't beat our reach...

AbdH:
You need the advice to become a worshiper of one God. Be a Muslim. HURRY BEFORE ITS TOO LATE!

OVER MY DEAD BODY!

how can there b 1 God when Spirituality is an infinite concept? THe Gods are many. revert to the religion of your ancestors NOW!

;DHahahahah...dis is so so true..rmbering school dayz

l0l, so very true for the guys, especially during Uni days. For the gals own, i cant fit shout o

babysnogls: Saw ds on fb before. Abegi!

Is that why you want to kill yourself? So because you've seen this before, we should renounce our citizenship of Nigeria? Abeg GTFOH.