fake story!, hw u sure say dem b virgin? u dey under study for the last 34yrs?, i bet dem b fat chicks with bad attitude

If i were you, I will rather refer dem to go for a serious prayer and fasting. cos something unfortunate is wrong with the duo. especially as at this age of 34 and 39.



Anyway, I pray that, menupause will not be their portion.

poverty dey hold u,u wan sell ur two most precious articles, may God forgive u 4 marketing human beings like K- legged chicken,i will send dis to ur two sister inlaws,they must know wat u are doing to them

The intending suitors should be preferably Igbos, Catholics (not a must) and at least comfortable

beggars are not choosers

E yah I feel for them o! I'm sure tounges are wagging and hence the desperation. I just pray and hope they they get a life partner soon. God help them o

If movie,  TWO DESPERATE VIRGINS , is a true life story. I will help by introducing them to someone that wants a mature lady. But please, play down the virgin angle! Was there a true certified medical report that they are really virgins? God forbid that casting them as virgins is a mere marketing ploy! Tell me also the Prayer group of the one claiming to be a Catholic Charismatic

but seriously nossycheek,you try o.
Living with your[b] 2 sisters in law [/b] in their thirties 24 hours a day,7 days a week.
You deserve an olympic gold medal
I can't even live with one  on any permanent arrangement talk less of 2.
So in the case they don't marry,this na your life?
I say,you try.
God bless you.

what happens when you have small argument with your husband ?
or you want to caress in the living room/palour
You can't even be free in your own home

are these ladies disabled?
why can't they move into their own place ?
This is wrong.

I advise you sit your husband and discuss this issue
inlaws have caused many a break ups
The ladies have to move
shebi you said they had jobs,they need to stop mooching off you folks and be gone man or no man.
enough is enough!!
Obviously you're not finding it palatable so you ran to nairaland looking  for Igbo catholic suitors for them.

At this rate expand the search,for this is a desperate situation.
Igalla,Nupe and Tiv animists willing to become Catholics should be included.
Even cattle rearers from Chad should be considered
Them chics gats to go

Lmfao. Osisi That is what Im saying!

i dont understand how nossycheek even agreed to such an arrangment. Even if I were to not sya anything, I know my parents would kill me.

grown women like that, Im sure their nose is constantly in her business. She even said "overstepping bopundary", I'd like for her to go in depth but I understand that she doesnt want to destroy future "transaction"

Sorry o if am wrong but where am I getting this impression that your sisters are one of those extremists who dont give time to unwind and do the mistakes that make us human. You know, the type that is always fasting and praying, never goes to parties and never had a boyfriend. Some people become so spiritual that they forget they are living a physical life. Why is catholicism a requirement for prospective suitors - abi dem still they give conditions?? Then again, they must be Igbos !!! Damn it. Are they ready or not?

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Lmfao. Osisi That is what I'm saying!

i don't understand how nossycheek even agreed to such an arrangment. Even if I were to not sya anything, I know my parents would kill me.

grown women like that, I'm sure their nose is constantly in her business. She even said "overstepping bopundary", I'd like for her to go in depth but I understand that she doesnt want to destroy future "transaction"

are you telling me
I am definitely sure she'll rather be at work than spend a holiday in that house.
Unless of course she has a loving husband and the ladies in question are staying in some
"boys quarters" behind the main house.
If she lives in the average 3 bedroom flat that most middle class families live in, in Naija,I'm afraid for her peace of mind.

most likely,the ladies are older than her.
she can't even send them on errands
she has to cook for them and greet them good morning and good afternoon.
poor girl !

I give this thread an award for the Most Embrrassing thread on Nairaland.

Congrats nossycheek.

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DIS KAIN VIRGINITY NO BE DIGNITY O
DIS ONE IS LACK OF OPPORTUNITY

@POSTER

DIS UR SISTER INLAWS
MUST BE REALLY FUNNY
DEM STILL GET CHOICE SEF

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ONE MORE TIN PLS POST THEIR PICS

oyb:

where are they - those guys who keep yakking about finidshed products .have yo all gone dumb?

nobody should ever post a looking for virgin thread again - here are virgins - and they are all quiet.pathetic pricks.

WAHALA 2007, show yourself!!

all those guys who keep knocking lagos girls etal, come and celebrate these role models. or has somthing hooked your tongues/fingers?

LMAO. . .Get out of my head! I was just thinking that. . .Tee hee hee.

On a serious note. . .I'm hoping this thread is a joke. A late April fools. . .if you will.

One will be 34 this year, tall, light in complexion and people say she is pretty.

The other will be[b] 39[/b], about 5ft 2", little bit dark and a Charismatic member.

Yeyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The next Jesus is coming very soon. . . . .Here are them Virgin Marryzzzzz

are these ladies disabled?
why can't they move into their own place ?
This is wrong.

I WONDER O

At this rate expand the search,for this is a desperate situation.
Igalla,Nupe and Tiv animists willing to become Catholics should be included.
Even cattle rearers from Chad should be considered
Them chics gats to go

ROFLMAO

chai. . .

I must say. . .it's really interesting reading people's reactions to the 30 something years old virgins, especially from the guys. Same guys who open threads after thread on virgins and virginity and dignity and morality. . .are saying something's got to be wrong with these women (if they really exist).

The story is fake. If the "women" are not imbeciles or handicapped then why should the poster come here to seek for suitors for them? Or the poster is seeking for suitors indirectly? FAKE STORY

desperate situation requires desperate measures, pls expand the search,for this is a desperate situation, hearts/lives are involved.
Igalla,Nupe, Kanuri and Tiv animists willing/unwilling to become Catholics should be included.
Even cattle rearers from Niger/Chad should be considered. Let's not limit the search at all.

KEEP ON LOOKING AND YOU SHALL FIND,
KEEP ON SEARCHING AND YOU SHALL DISCOVER,
KEEP ON SEEKING AND YOU SHALL SEE,
KEEP ON KNOCKING AND IT SHALL BE OPENED.

@ nossycheek, u must be one strong lady to live in the same house with ur in-laws. No matter how sweet and kind they are, as far as am concerned it should be "to ur tent oh Isreal". Wait oh, no wonder u 'showed ur hubby's junior sister ur kung fu hussle moves' . I pray ur inlaws would find good men to marry them, but the fact that they aint married doesnt mean that they should live with u and ur hubby.

virgin at 34 and 39,

o boy e

wat were they doing when their mates were getting laid

and being baby mamas

now dem dey find hubby

jeez i forgot to add this

dem get money??

dat might be an added inscentive

but if not

,

i think there is nothing wrong being a virgin till the day you get married anythin aside from that is fonication . :d

@ ®~^Sly^~
Kindly seek 4 forgiveness of sin for relating Holy MARY and Jesus Christ with the isuess on ground.
@poster
Am of opinion that the solution to ur post is that a rigorous prayer and fasting should embark upon seriously as well as taking away the unmordern restriction of IGBO SUITOR AND CATHOLIC DENOMINATION.
I actually believe u are not faking nairaland but adhere to the above solution.
And ur testimony is going to be great.

V-I-R-G-I-N-T-Y


IS


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G-R-E-A-T



P-R-I-D-E

@ ®~^Sly^~
Kindly seek 4 forgiveness of sin for relating Holy MARY and Jesus Christ with the isuess on ground.

How may i be of help?

WAo, nairalanders never stop amusing me.

Its sholud have been AKA 'comic land' cos there is nothing people wont say on this land
When am bored there is always a thread that makes me laugh and makes my day.
At times its not even the topic in question but the response it gets.

Thank 2 such topic, b/c all work and no play,

nossy ma'm wish u the best.
tx 2 heaven the younger lady is already been sought for
post ur email fast.

all the obsessed dudes looking for hymens, here's your chance.

@ topic: na wa o.

This reminds me of the time I was told of someone who wanted people to help him pray his brother's wife out of her matrimonial home where he was also living. Give some people an inch and they'll take a mile.

@ poster- imagine if your sisters in law also opened thread for suggestions on how to boot out their uncooperative brother's wife. Wouldnt that be something.

This world sha.

Anyway, to be 39 and unmarried is a big problem even for a man, talkless a woman. 34 is still okay though a person can start sweating a little. But at 39, the sweat for become shiver oh.

and yes, did the virgin hunters on nairaland not see this thread.

tpia:


and yes, did the virgin hunters on nairaland not see this thread.

we saw it, but one can always manufacture a reason not to marry.

not enough education,
Tribe barrier,
is she bringing wealth to the marriage?
is she really a virgin?
will she allow sampling before the wedding?
any reason not to marry