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Which SMS Would You Like To Receive Today?? by alleviate2002us(m): 11:10am On Apr 12, 2013
Which SMS would you like to receive today??::

1) Congratulations­ , you have won $200 000.

2) Hey babe, just wanted to say 'I love you'.

3) Come fetch your money, sorry about the delay, Or do u want me to bring it?

4) Come over now, I want you!!!!

5) Please call me i don't have credit.

6) Let's go for dinner, bill is on me.

7) Did you here that every monday is now a public holiday?

cool Heyy , so manchester united won, let's go celebrate.

9) I have a crush on you.

10) I am pregnant n its urz......

11) Maths has just been cancelled in all schools!
Re: Which SMS Would You Like To Receive Today?? by vivianc(f): 1:34pm On Apr 12, 2013
"Come let's go shopping, bill is on me."

"Come out, that range rover car parked outside is yours."

"Tax law is no longer a compulsory course for accounting Information system students."

"A suite and a spa have been book for u at Beverly Hills, LA., don't worry hun, the bill is on me"

"This is ur Visa for an all expense paid trip to the Caribbeans."

Should I go on? grin
Re: Which SMS Would You Like To Receive Today?? by buklan4realyah(f): 3:33pm On Apr 12, 2013
for me, mine is U ARE GIVEN AN APPOINMENT TO B A CHEVRON STAFF...............

BEST MOMENT kiss
Re: Which SMS Would You Like To Receive Today?? by alleviate2002us(m): 4:07pm On Apr 12, 2013
buklan4real@yah:
for me, mine is U ARE GIVEN AN APPOINMENT TO B A CHEVRON STAFF...............

BEST MOMENT kiss

bADT GuY!! grin
Re: Which SMS Would You Like To Receive Today?? by alleviate2002us(m): 10:55pm On Apr 12, 2013
vivian chinaza: "Come let's go shopping, bill is on me."

"Come out, that range rover car parked outside is yours."

"Tax law is no longer a compulsory course for accounting Information system students."

"A suite and a spa have been book for u at Beverly Hills, LA., don't worry hun, the bill is on me"

"This is ur Visa for an all expense paid trip to the Caribbeans."

Should I go on? grin

Pls do...i likey
Re: Which SMS Would You Like To Receive Today?? by hodoba: 10:50am On Apr 15, 2013
chevron staff as new job and president son as fiancee...
Re: Which SMS Would You Like To Receive Today?? by alleviate2002us(m): 8:26am On Apr 19, 2013
hodoba: chevron staff as new job and president son as fiancee...

cheesy cheesy
Re: Which SMS Would You Like To Receive Today?? by alleviate2002us(m): 11:26pm On Apr 19, 2013
hodoba: chevron staff as new job and president son as fiancee...

#in a jamaican ascent#...Rude gal!
Re: Which SMS Would You Like To Receive Today?? by Agybabe(f): 1:58am On Apr 20, 2013
You are the best from the rest. You alone is fit. A bigger you I pray.
Re: Which SMS Would You Like To Receive Today?? by alleviate2002us(m): 1:52pm On Apr 30, 2013
Agybabe: You are the best from the rest. You alone is fit. A bigger you I pray.

#grabs GMAT 2013 edition and quickly opens the solutions page for sentence correction#

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