It's funny actually.
I got a call today from a girl sounding like she was on the verge of tears and she was actually pleading that i should leave her man alone and let her relationship work, saying something about enjoying the fruits of her labour. The funny part is the guy in question and i broke up over two months ago.
I was getting pissed at first, eventually i just told her to get her facts right before taking silly actions and trying to blackmail her rival with tears just shows how pathetic her supposed relationship actually is.

Why dont these girls ever get it? U have no business with the other woman, if u're having problems in your relationship sort it out with your man or just let it go.
Looking back now, i just pity her.. Her situation would have been more understandable if she were married to the man. If she actually intends to call every one of her rivals then she's sure gonna have a very busy tears-filled day.
Ladies abeg, stop this demeaning act. Do every reasonable thing u can to keep your man but know where to draw the line and stay within the limits. Stop hanging on to broken cords..know when to let go and do it without losing ur self esteem..

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You not far from the truth though....couldn't aqree less but if I may honestly ask...did u fucccccck the said quy yes or No

@op am patiently waitinq to hear you say "yes OR No" before we can pass judgement lol

there is something fishey about this post

D day dem call my phone na dat day dem go jam bad luck.Some chicks are born senseless I swear! Msteeeew! Nonsense and japanjantis.

eazzzy1: bf snatcher

Scarpon: there is something fishey about this post

U guys are all d same. I don leave d guy for her already nahh.

Idowuogbo: D day dem call my phone na dat day dem go jam bad luck.Some chicks are born senseless I swear! Msteeeew! Nonsense and japanjantis.

Very poignant!
The lady in question made the wrong move though.

Donalð Genes: You not far from the truth though....couldn't aqree less but if I may honestly ask...did u fucccccck the said quy yes or No

Like seriously
Did you actually think before asking this question?? Yes or No.

Idowuogbo: D day dem call my phone na dat day dem go jam bad luck.Some chicks are born senseless I swear! Msteeeew! Nonsense and japanjantis.

Lol.. Honestly i was tempted to tongue-lash her too, but..maybe the tears got to me. My friends don abuse me tire, say i for give them the chance to talk to d girl before she drop. Her life will never remain d same.

CFCfan:

Very poignant!
The lady in question made the wrong move though.

Thank u oo.. If it were one of my moody days, she for cry full bucket.

Shugamania:

Thank u oo.. If it were one of my moody days, she for cry full bucket.

OP it seems like u're really a bf snatcher, cos from the way she cried, i could guess she's been goin out with the said guy long before u even met wit him, even tho u said u two had broken up 2-months ago.

If u are in the business of snatchin boyfriends, i'd advice u refrain from such act, cos ur next rival may not just put a call tru to ur phone, but a bullet in ur flat azzz

lrguru:

OP it seems like u're really a bf snatcher, cos from the way she cried, i could guess she's been goin out with the said guy long before u even met wit him, even tho u said u two had broken up 2-months ago.

If u are in the business of snatchin boyfriends, i'd advice u refrain from such act, cos ur next rival may not just put a call tru to ur phone, but a bullet in ur flat azzz

Lol, this is really funny. Dont jump to conclusions when u dont know what really happened. How was i to know he was dating someone else
Did u get the part where i said i pity her? I broke up with d guy after 'catching' him with 2 different girls. I'm almost sure d one that called isnt even one of those two.
Think what you will though..it's allowed.

lrguru:
but a bullet in ur flat azzz

Why am i just seeing this part? Flat whatt
U dont wanna go there buddy..wanna see a picture?

I tot only girls do diz shit not until a guy called me on a hot tuesday morning to warn me bout d gal I was dating,saying he has introduced himself to d family n intends takin her to d alter,I kindly asked,wen is diz ur supposed wedding. D dumb ansa I got was 2016. I lafd loud. Anyway,shit happens. I ve been victim twice to such,I tink I will ask d next gal am gonna date to swear dat she has no man except me so d 3rd call don't come in. Lolzzzzzz

I did recieve one a long time ago. The guy threatened to have my skull cracked. He said his girl broke up with him to be with me. Just imagine! I must confess, I was scared shitless.

Larry-sun, i see uuuuu..
Long time bro.

joebeckz: I tot only girls do diz shit not until a guy called me on a hot tuesday morning to warn me bout d gal I was dating,saying he has introduced himself to d family n intends takin her to d alter,I kindly asked,wen is diz ur supposed wedding. D dumb ansa I got was 2016. I lafd loud. Anyway,shit happens. I ve been victim twice to such,I tink I will ask d next gal am gonna date to swear dat she has no man except me so d 3rd call don't come in. Lolzzzzzz

Lol.. Twice already.
Wait for these guys to come back and call you a serial girlfriend-snatcher.

Larry-Sun:
I did recieve one a long time ago. The guy threatened to have my skull cracked. He said his girl broke up with him to be with me. Just imagine! I must confess, I was scared shitless.

I can imagine. Am sure u left the girl for him, cos your skull is still un-cracked.

It's been a while..missed u loads.

Shugamania:


I can imagine. Am sure u left the girl for him, cos your skull is still un-cracked.

It's been a while..miss u loads.

I did. Life over lust. Survival over surgery.

I missed you too. Take care of yourself, ma'am.

Bless you.

Shugamania:


Why am i just seeing this part? Flat whattU dont wanna go there buddy..wanna see a picture?

Yeso!!! Yes! Yes! Yes! Bring on the pictures.

It goes this way:
Rival: do u know this girl *****
Me: yes
Rival: pls tell me ur stand on ***** cuz I really love her and I'll like to take her for a wife. I can't stand u sharing her with me.
Me: pls I don't have time for this, talk to the girl, she know what's right.
Rival: ok, thanks.




_{shuga, come home to daddy pls. I'll never leave u}

Larry-Sun:

I did. Life over lust. Survival over surgery.

I missed you too. Take care of yourself, ma'am.

Bless you.

Sure.. U too, sir.

Empex:
Yeso!!! Yes! Yes! Yes! Bring on the pictures.

Uncle, go and sleep

Shugamania:


Lol, this is really funny. Dont jump to conclusions when u dont know what really happened. How was i to know he was dating someone else
Did u get the part where i said i pity her?

I broke up with d guy after 'catching' him with 2 different girls. I'm almost sure d one that called isnt even one of those two.
Think what you will though..it's allowed.

Kai!!!

The guy use una head dey do nkwobi.

jhydebaba: It goes this way:
Rival: do u know this girl *****
Me: yes
Rival: pls tell me ur stand on ***** cuz I really love her and I'll like to take her for a wife. I can't stand u sharing her with me.
Me: pls I don't have time for this, talk to the girl, she know what's right.
Rival: ok, thanks.




_{shuga, come home to daddy pls. I'll never leave u}

I totally love ur response. No time for nonsense.

_{Daddy, na so u go talk. Before we know it now, ur girlfriend will threaten to put a bullet in my flat azz}

Bf snatcher

typical!!!

:oWHO DOES THAT IN THESE DAYs? Is the girl calling born in the 1940's? The girl who called your line lacks self confidence & she is insecure. I will call her a girl because of her stupid actions, if she (the girl) was a lady she would keep her mouth shut and work on her relationship with her man. Stupid B***h wasting your time listening to her nonsense..

Connoisseur: Bf snatcher

typical!!!

Gf non-snatcher..
Ok, i don see u.

Olwe: :oWHO DOES THAT IN THESE DAYs? Is the girl calling born in the 1940's? The girl who called your line lacks self confidence & she is insecure. I will call her a girl because of her stupid actions, if she (the girl) was a lady she would keep her mouth shut and work on her relationship with her man. Stupid B***h wasting your time listening to her nonsense..

Exactly ma'am.
Who does that? Very Wrong move.

Shugamania:

Gf non-snatcher..
Ok, i don see u.

Shugamania:

I totally love ur response. No time for nonsense.

_{Daddy, na so u go talk. Before we know it now, ur girlfriend will threaten to put a bullet in my flat azz}

flat azz me lovey. Btw, no gurlfrnd. I'm SSS.

Shugamania:

Exactly ma'am.
Who does that? Very Wrong move.

If it was me she called she will be feeling sorry she dailed my line...but then again you dnt have to waste your energy & your words on idoits, would let her speak alone ooo & ask her kindly by saying "once you done kindly drop the line".

jhydebaba: flat azz me lovey. Btw, no gurlfrnd. I'm SSS.

*Newsflash*
Brend is waiting.

Olwe:

If it was me she called she will be feeling sorry she dailed my line...but then again you dnt have to waste your energy & your words on idoits, would let her speak alone ooo & ask her kindly by saying "once you done kindly drop the line".

Well.. She's a woman, am a woman.
It could have been worse though, some ladies would have started raining insults immediately i picked d call.