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Inteligent Akpors....vewy Funny by Slowvenom(m): 11:26am On Apr 19, 2013
A female teacher was having a
problem with Akpos in her class of
3rd grade.
Akpos said M'am, I should b in
4th grade, I'm smarter than my sis
& she's in 4th grade.
The M'am {Teacher} had heard
enough of his complains& took
Akpos 2 the Principal's office.
She explained everything 2 the
Principal who decided 2 test
Akpos with some questions that a4th
grade should know.
Principal- What's 3+3?
Akpos- 6
Principal- 6+6?
Akpos- 12
& so on..
The Principal asked the boy many
ques and Akpos got them right.
The Principal then askedM'am 2
send Akpos 2 4th grade.
M'am decided 2 ask some more
questions & the Principal agreed.
M'am- What does a cow have 4
of, that I've only 2 of?
Akpos- Legs
M'am- What's in ur pants that u
have but I dont have?
Akpos- Pockets
M'am- What starts wit a C & ends
with T, is hairy, oval, delicious &
contains thin whitish liquid?
Akpos- Coconut
M'am- What goes in hard & pink
then comes out soft & sticky?
The principal's eyes open really
wide, but b4 he could stop the
answer, the boy was taking charge.
Akpos- Bubble Gum
M'am- U stick ur poles inside me. U
tie me down 2 get me up, I get wet
b4 u do. What am I?
Akpos: Tent
The principal was looking restless
M'am- A finger goes in me. U fiddle
with me when u're bored. The best
man always has me 1stnwhat am
I?
Akpos- Wedding Ring
M'am- I come in many sizes. When
I'm not well, I drip. When u blow
me, u feel good?
Akpos- Nose
M'am- I've a stiff shaft. My tip
penetrates, I come with a quiver
Akpos- Arrow
M'am- What starts wit 'F'& ends
with a 'K' & if u dont get it, u've 2
use ur hand?
Akpos - Fork
M'am- Whats it that all men
have, it's longer in somemen than
others, the Pope doesn'tuse his & a
man gives it 2 his wife after
marriage?
Akpos- Surname
M'am- What part of the man has no
bone, but has muscles with a lot of
veins like pumpin & is responsible4
making love?
Akpos- Heart
The principal breathed asigh of
relief & told the teacher Send
Akpos 2 University, I gotthe last
10 questions wrong myself!
How Many Like For Akpos grin.
Plz am new here....if its funny....help click the like buton or if possible....u cn comment.

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Re: Inteligent Akpors....vewy Funny by Tropilo(m): 12:05pm On Apr 19, 2013
Slow venom: A female teacher was having a
problem with Akpos in her class of
3rd grade.
Akpos said M'am, I should b in
4th grade, I'm smarter than my sis
& she's in 4th grade.
The M'am {Teacher} had heard
enough of his complains& took
Akpos 2 the Principal's office.
She explained everything 2 the
Principal who decided 2 test
Akpos with some questions that a4th
grade should know.
Principal- What's 3+3?
Akpos- 6
Principal- 6+6?
Akpos- 12
& so on..
The Principal asked the boy many
ques and Akpos got them right.
The Principal then askedM'am 2
send Akpos 2 4th grade.
M'am decided 2 ask some more
questions & the Principal agreed.
M'am- What does a cow have 4
of, that I've only 2 of?
Akpos- Legs
M'am- What's in ur pants that u
have but I dont have?
Akpos- Pockets
M'am- What starts wit a C & ends
with T, is hairy, oval, delicious &
contains thin whitish liquid?
Akpos- Coconut
M'am- What goes in hard & pink
then comes out soft & sticky?
The principal's eyes open really
wide, but b4 he could stop the
answer, the boy was taking charge.
Akpos- Bubble Gum
M'am- U stick ur poles inside me. U
tie me down 2 get me up, I get wet
b4 u do. What am I?
Akpos: Tent
The principal was looking restless
M'am- A finger goes in me. U fiddle
with me when u're bored. The best
man always has me 1stnwhat am
I?
Akpos- Wedding Ring
M'am- I come in many sizes. When
I'm not well, I drip. When u blow
me, u feel good?
Akpos- Nose
M'am- I've a stiff shaft. My tip
penetrates, I come with a quiver
Akpos- Arrow
M'am- What starts wit 'F'& ends
with a 'K' & if u dont get it, u've 2
use ur hand?
Akpos - Fork
M'am- Whats it that all men
have, it's longer in somemen than
others, the Pope doesn'tuse his & a
man gives it 2 his wife after
marriage?
Akpos- Surname
M'am- What part of the man has no
bone, but has muscles with a lot of
veins like pumpin & is responsible4
making love?
Akpos- Heart
The principal breathed asigh of
relief & told the teacher Send
Akpos 2 University, I gotthe last
10 questions wrong myself!
How Many Like For Akpos grin.
Plz am new here....if its funny....help click the like buton or if possible....u cn comment.

The Principal was not alone. I also got the questions wrong (rotten mind).

Nice and really funny compilation. Well done!
Re: Inteligent Akpors....vewy Funny by Tropilo(m): 12:05pm On Apr 19, 2013
Slow venom: A female teacher was having a
problem with Akpos in her class of
3rd grade.
Akpos said M'am, I should b in
4th grade, I'm smarter than my sis
& she's in 4th grade.
The M'am {Teacher} had heard
enough of his complains& took
Akpos 2 the Principal's office.
She explained everything 2 the
Principal who decided 2 test
Akpos with some questions that a4th
grade should know.
Principal- What's 3+3?
Akpos- 6
Principal- 6+6?
Akpos- 12
& so on..
The Principal asked the boy many
ques and Akpos got them right.
The Principal then askedM'am 2
send Akpos 2 4th grade.
M'am decided 2 ask some more
questions & the Principal agreed.
M'am- What does a cow have 4
of, that I've only 2 of?
Akpos- Legs
M'am- What's in ur pants that u
have but I dont have?
Akpos- Pockets
M'am- What starts wit a C & ends
with T, is hairy, oval, delicious &
contains thin whitish liquid?
Akpos- Coconut
M'am- What goes in hard & pink
then comes out soft & sticky?
The principal's eyes open really
wide, but b4 he could stop the
answer, the boy was taking charge.
Akpos- Bubble Gum
M'am- U stick ur poles inside me. U
tie me down 2 get me up, I get wet
b4 u do. What am I?
Akpos: Tent
The principal was looking restless
M'am- A finger goes in me. U fiddle
with me when u're bored. The best
man always has me 1stnwhat am
I?
Akpos- Wedding Ring
M'am- I come in many sizes. When
I'm not well, I drip. When u blow
me, u feel good?
Akpos- Nose
M'am- I've a stiff shaft. My tip
penetrates, I come with a quiver
Akpos- Arrow
M'am- What starts wit 'F'& ends
with a 'K' & if u dont get it, u've 2
use ur hand?
Akpos - Fork
M'am- Whats it that all men
have, it's longer in somemen than
others, the Pope doesn'tuse his & a
man gives it 2 his wife after
marriage?
Akpos- Surname
M'am- What part of the man has no
bone, but has muscles with a lot of
veins like pumpin & is responsible4
making love?
Akpos- Heart
The principal breathed asigh of
relief & told the teacher Send
Akpos 2 University, I gotthe last
10 questions wrong myself!
How Many Like For Akpos grin.
Plz am new here....if its funny....help click the like buton or if possible....u cn comment.

The Principal was not alone. I also got the questions wrong (rotten mind).

Nice and really funny compilation. Well done!

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