What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object? Sparks will fly from the friction created!!

But who will get burnt? Nairaland is about to find out!!!

This is. . . . WARCRAFT: No Rest for The Champion!!!!

Get ready for the most anticipated battle on Nairaland. The Facebook Champion vs the unofficial Nairaland Champion. The ground will shake, Poseidon will rise from the depths, The Gods on Mount Olympus will cower from the carnage. Even Amadioha himself will take cover from the thunderbolts about to be released by these two pugilists. Expect to see a feast of Metaphors, aggression, rhymes, puns and wordplay from two of Nairaland's finest!!!


Background:

They say a prophet has no honour in his own country. Illscripts had barely made a triumphant return from his victory in the Heavyweight tournament on Facebook when Mikuz the Nairaland Champion attacked his person with a slurry of provocative taunts. As the old saying goes, trouble dey sleep, Yanga go wake am. Animosity has been brewing between these two behemoths for the last couple of months. Now things have come to a head. Although these two pugilists have battled several adversaries over the last few weeks, they are about to learn that THERE IS NO REST FOR A CHAMPION. We have the Facebook Champ vs the Nairaland Champ. . . . but there can only be ONE King!!!

Bio:

Ichie of Lyrics, Achebe of rap, Amanyanabo of Flow For Rank: One of the most vicious and consistent NL textcees over the last 12 months. Known for a great command of English Lexicon, insane Wordplays and with a newly developed Aggressiveness to his game . . . Metaphors that make grown men tremble in their boots .. I present to you. . . MIKUZ!!!


Its really a responsibility to mic check/ with typed texts/ and rhyme best/
I stuff cash in drawers . .cos the buck stops in my desk/

I have a minor plan . . / to rob Skye Bank . . . or a micro bank/
Seun knows . . . Ill seal the money in a parachute . . make the Naira Land/

I dont mean ta mock at him/ but his Aggrey pun was a bland shot at it/
Daniel puns . . . check 'em out . . . 'Am more catchy'!/

. . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . .. . . . . .. . . . .. . . . ..


On the other side, we have the most aggressive netcee on NL. . . he came in like a hurricane to upset the established order. . . . The current Champion of Facebook . . Mark Zuckerberg's oga at the top. . . with steaming punches that scythe opponents with the ferociousness of a thousand minotaurs. . . with rhymes that summon hell's fury and decapitate opponents like the sharpest blade of Valyrian steel. . . I present to you. . . ILLSCRIPTS!!!

sersly,u Should Sit and Watch/cos u Acts like ur Fist are Hot/
but I was Neva Scared to Battle U. . . av alwas known u's just a "Fake Boxer" like "Okirika Shorts!!!!!!/

so With Few Bullets/I Will squeeze Techs /...Till I See U's Dead!/
cos am Real Prudent/so Battling me obviously Show u dnt "know Ur class"....."New Students!!!!!/

now I am Coming to Stop Ya/so When am drawing ma Guns, ya/,
Wudnt be "chasing sheets"....When I'll Have u "Running for Cover!!!!!/




What more is there to say? Ladies and Gentlemen, LET'S GET READY TO RUUUUUUUUUUUUMBLE!!!


RULES!!!

- 30 lines each
- No biting and Recycling.
- Deadline: 7pm Sunday, 21st April 2013.


Voting criteria is simply:

(1.) Rhymes & multi's
(2.) Enjoyability (what tickles your imagination - this is made of a combination of humour, aggression, metas, wordplay, personals and intelligence)


Ladies and Gents, sit back and enjoy. . .

Goodluck Ninjas. . . .

So. . . we are operating a LIFO system. . . last in, first out. . . last verse I received gets posted first. . .

ILLSCRIPTS verse. . . .




Its Sure I'll Rip-ya-head/cos like i've got "satanic Grounds In my
hands",am here to 'Bring Ya Hell!!/
with "cyclonic flows" that causes "Instant 'Death/so if he cant see he
Will lose here,.then I will..."Stab Diamonds in his Eyes"...to make
it..."CRYSTAL CLEAR!!!!!/~dirt

LEGGO...

I bring techs on dummies/...so 'How this big Head Wan Bust me/when am
known to Rip head of dumb freaks/
cos sersly,Mik is either a Weak vet or dull bbitch/as In,why the ffuck
would he think hes gat a "Stable Life" just cos he..."Clean Sheds for
Horses??!!!/

ok,lets be Sincere,am stunning/cos am Swift with Guns/and av got
"stripping lines" that Will "rip his top!!/
but if u dnt know mik is dumb/check his battle with U3,after 1st
2bars,mofo started "losing touch" like...some "Spoilt BB storm!!!/

so Geek be Warned/we knows u's a Dull Wack Rapper/...even everyline u
spit shows u are a dumb asss bbastard/
u've been on this site for so long,and yet when top dudes are
talkin,u've only got a "small mouth" like...some damn "Nokia
Chargers!!!/

thats cos u sttupid on flows/so I will construct punches like "hair
Dryers" that will be "Cruising ur Dome!!!/
and stop Ffooling duh bros/maybe its due to ur Interest in men and
women...but d way u just dey "enter any hole"..I swear I almost tot u
was a "burrowing animal looking for home!!!/

so I will Blast techs on the ggay's face/the fact he repeats lines
shows there are no bars left in his fake brain/
he only writes texts in his lame ways/no wonder sidd took him to fb
and gave him a nice whoopin with him having..."nobody else to run
to"...like d..."Last Leg in Relay Race!!!!!/

so am here to Burn the lil fake/or put d Gun to his face/cos like we
are all "bald",we dnt want this "punk' in this place!!/
I don't want to call the bbitch,ggay/but if u see how guys
dey..."handle Mik's Asss"...,I swear u'd almost think they all want to
"Turn to DJ!!!!/~Mixers

so this bunny will die/cos he roll with kids,"sprintin with adults"
dnt mean hes actually "runnin with guys!!!/
and dnt think hes stunning with lines/cos ffuck his time in the
industry,we all know even with the help of a..."thousand
midwives"...,this mofo wunt still..."Deliver something in
Life!!!!!/...damn!

So i don't need Busting big tools/to murk this weak ffool/...cos how
can he 'act Big' when hes so ffuckin 'Little!/
now we talkin real dudes/so if this mofo claims to be a..."Pro
teen"....then I will have him consumed for "Body tissues!!!/~protein

cos when am coming on the vet/I'll leave burnings on his chest/and his
verse got "sleeping sickness",so we'll end up "snoring on his texts!/
hes even a dummy ffuck with techs/as in,am actually not refferin
to..."Braids"...when I say hes got "Nothing On his Head!!!/~knotting

so I'll be wreckin the tensed lad/cos I dnt need tellin the vets
that/in this text battle tin,am effing the best Guy/
he can keep sendin his best lines/but this bro wont still
have..."tracks"...if he spends his whole day..."Treadin the
Desert!!!!!/

so how can the dummy come against Illscripts/when I am like "Jason wit
d matchete",Coming forth to slay this Mik/
I dnt actually like brawlin thugs or 'ggay' dipsticks/...cos d way
this ffag bro is known for..."holdin balls",I swear u'd fink he
Was..."formin Wall against freekicks!!!/

so I'l be Killin u bbitch/with..."harvester punches"...that'll
be..."Rippin u quick/~reaping
cos u're actually really sttupid/no Wonder in ur battle against
sidd,all I Was seeing is u receivin almost "ten tackles" like he
Was..."Feedin u squids!!!/~tentacles

thats cos he'll never sit up and text/better lines,only to get himself
"broken easily" like some "ceramics pot I swear/
d fella is dumb at Texts/so next time he claims to be..."Over
all",then Watch me Grab and send him to...."mechanic shops as
Wears!!!!/~overall

OUTRO

I have got breath takin Wits/...even from the beginning of this
Battle,have got ma techs Aimin him/
but I dnt Want Vets blaming me/cos why the ffuck Would I use Guns,when
I can always use "pawns" to..."CHECKMATE THIS KING!!!!!/




.

MIKUZ Verse. . . .




Ma boys shatter peeps/ so its certain that I'm gonna batter 'scripts/
. . . and slit his gats/ so before this beating starts/
I'ma follow Aluu rules of engagement . . to undréss the Jew . . call that a Gaza strip!!/


Lets go . . .


I vent ta lambaste haters/ with tecs that blast at fakers/
. . . so lll leave holes in 'scripts . . like perforated exam answer papers!!!/


I'm baffling Icelanders/ when I'm battling giant mafias/
so to hell with 'Operas' . . I burn him the 'Bolts' . . cos its clear he can't handle my 'Sky fire'!!!/


I gun this weakling/ cos its all revealing/ that hes form is dipping/
. . he ll 'hit the roof' . . after I make him dangle from the ceiling!!!/


This man is average/ so Ill go on a clattering rampage/ to kill him for drafting garbage/
cos I carry ammunitions to 'shell scripts' . . like I was writing an OS programming language!!!/


so I ll be holding biros/ to stab and choke this negro/
. . so he better not login . . cos he ll be 'dead as a doornail' . . If he tries to come close to Windows!!!/


Im impeding this lad/ with ripping his laps/
so phuck an exe . . Im getting 'caught with ma hand in the jar' . . for banging his sis in a cab!!!/


Ma lyrics are better/ the reasons are clearer/
so this thread is worthless . . cos he couldn't whoop Mik . . beating Arteta!!!/


. . . before I bring in expellers/ he best be reaching Athena/
. . no possible victory for him . . cos he couldn't 'seize the day' . . gripping calendars!!!/

. . . he doubts my regime?

Then Ill be shooting ta tame scripts/ what a foolish atheist/
I'm PRESIDENT . . I send him a PM . . with his thumbs attached . . to prove that I rule with a MAILED fist!!!/


I fight him with rage/ and get him tied in a cage/
. . hes charisma is like 'Hungary' . . cos crowds 'Boo-tha-pest' . . each time hes climbing the stage!!!/


See I'm just bamboozing the slave/ with punches that have him losing his shape/
. . . I blow his thigh off to a cemetry . . now he has a 'foot in the grave'!!!/


Voters aint feeling his raps/ cos Illscripts is wack/
. . . so he ll be 'dead behind the wheels' . . cos Ill drive by a car with scissor doors . . just to rip him in half!!!!/


When my machine gun showers/ he best flee or cower/ with a screeching quick okada/
. . he aint yet fit to be king . . cos playing a 'Game of thrones' . . is he surest bet to the seat of power!!!/


. . nigga is fading/ we can see his liver is failing/
hes too soft and insecure for hiphop . . cos he sees every critique as hating!!!/


I bleed this disciple fast/ his FB title is farce/
cos his like Lawma officials in clubs . . he can't step up in brawls . . without recycling bars!!!!!/







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Open for votes. . . .

Ibime please it's sis in a cab/

illScript gat dis 1.

Krizzkutz: illScript gat dis 1.

flawless.. Illscript got this

Illscripts has his palms cut off... Mikuz hands down

Opener: SCRIPTZ, very visible...
Closer: SCRIPTZ.. Wtf, Mikus u tried but ur opponent hav dis
Metaphor: SCRIPTZ, mehn Mikus has got nice one too but Scriptz's own was hitting my entire body...
Punches: Mikus. Wtf, is this a war-zone? Blood and blood is all i see
Nameplay: Nil didn't see any
Multis: Script
Personals: Nil.. Didn't see any
Rhymes: Tie
Enjoyability: Scriptz
MVGT: Illy Scriptz

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Ibime: MIKUZ Verse. . . .

I'ma follow Aluu rules of engagement . . tob][/b]undréss the Jew b][/b]. . call that a b][/b]Gaza strip!!b][/b]/


Lets go . . .


. . . so lll b][/b]leave holes in 'scripts b][/b]. . b][/b]like perforated exam answer papersb][/b]!!!/

. . no possible victory for him . . cos b][/b]he couldn't 'seize the day' . . gripping calendarsb][/b]!!!/

. . b][/b]hes charisma is like 'Hungary' . . cos crowds 'Boo-tha-pest' b][/b]. . each time hes climbing the stage!!!/(buddhapest)
/







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K.o...

Maestro tanx,but u mean I didnt get punchlines?,..and didnt you see personals in my lines?,?

Am actually Waiting to see nosa and ema prince's verd...I seriously want to see how they will rig this battle...lol

Keep the votes coming guys.

ICEBERG lets have your verd on this. I see you viewing the thread.

Rap maestro: Opener: SCRIPTZ, very visible...
Closer: SCRIPTZ.. Wtf, Mikus u tried but ur opponent hav dis
Metaphor: SCRIPTZ, mehn Mikus has got nice one too but Scriptz's own was hitting my entire body...
Punches: Mikus. Wtf, is this a war-zone? Blood and blood is all i see
Nameplay: Nil didn't see any
Multis: Script
Personals: Nil.. Didn't see any
Rhymes: Tie
Enjoyability: Scriptz
MVGT: Illy Scriptz

smh. . . .i object to dis vote

am a strong opposition to dis dickriding.
i suggest its removed if possible. . .

MY VERD be down in few minutes

Rap maestro:
Personals: Nil.. Didn't see any
rhymes: tie

illscript got personals, wit d u3 ish n all. And you gave multies to script n u said rhyme is tie?. Aint rhyme multies?...

Contestants are advised to maintain silence in the early stages of this battle to avoid influencing votes or intimidating voters.

We have capable moderators on the scene. Call me JEGA or INEC.

Are u guyx cool if i drop verd?

Ibime: Contestants are advised to maintain silence in the early stages of this battle to avoid influencing votes or intimidating voters.

We have capable moderators on the scene. Call me JEGA or INEC.

lolz.. As 4 una wey no like my verdz. F**k u.. illscript, no vex 4 dat punches jorh, we must give him small na even though we all knw everyfin na flawless

OPENER-- ILLSCRIPT

mikus-Ma boys shatter peeps/ so its
certain that I'm gonna batter
'scripts/
. . . and slit his gats/ so before
this beating starts/
I'ma follow Aluu rules of
engagement . . to undréss the
Jew . . call that a Gaza strip!!/

Illscript-
I bring techs on dummies/...so
'How this big Head Wan Bust
me/when am
known to Rip head of dumb
freaks/
cos sersly,Mik is either a Weak
vet or dull bbitch/as In,why the
ffuck
would he think hes gat a
"Stable Life" just cos he..."Clean
Sheds for
Horses??!!!/..

Illscript killd dis one wit da meta4

PERSONALS-- ILLSCRIPT (mikuz cared less)

RHYMES= TIE, (illscript cud av earn dis... Bt sum rhyme fell.., mikuz did well, bt i tied cuz illscript had multi syllabic)

PUNC- MIKUS

Im impeding this lad/ with
ripping his laps/
so phuck an exe . . Im getting
'caught with ma hand in the
jar' . . for banging his sis in a
cab!!!/


I fight him with rage/ and get
him tied in a cage/
. . hes charisma is like
'Hungary' . . cos crowds 'Boo-
tha-pest' . . each time hes
climbing the stage!!!/

hehehe, i swr dx line mad die.. Got me shouting..

FLOW-- MIKUZ ( illscript na wa o... U use 'like' , 'cos' .... Evrytime.. It killz flow..

META4= MIKUZ (advanced form of meta4... Illscript stop usin 'like' . . Iz outdated mahn)

NAMEPLAY-- NILL

WORDPLAY-ILLSCRIPT. .(did many... Mikus boo-da-pest was great.. Bt illscript counter dis.. ).. And illscript watz Mik'z Ass? (mixerz)? Tsw

ENJOYABILITY= MIKUZ


Mvgt=MIKUZ

Mad brawl*

following d voting criteria

hia is MY VERDICT!

Rhymes & Multis - MIKUZ[actually, beta rhyming scheme,SCRIPTS with much words spoilt his rhymes+some words he used i consider obsolete for rhyming..]

Humour- MIKUZ!!!![rhymes,connectivity,and most intresting part of it all, his way of constructing lines]I DUFF CAP

Aggression- ILLSCRIPTS[he really ripped dis thread apart . . .with his command of vulgar and words dat devastate ya mindset. . .i was lyk ughh!! argh!!! at his words dat seem lyk a real jab to d jaw,MIKUZ couldnt test him]

Metaphors- MIKUZ[quality was d bomb i swear, too many 'likes' in SCRIPT's but wowing ones he had too, just until i met 'foot in d grave' and one other MIKUZ delivered]

Wordplay- ILLSCRIPTZ!!!![ya puns were quantity, and i was shocked at some witty ones too, tho dat of 'tentacles' and 'Knotting'. . .nah]

Personals- ILLSCRIPTZ [did a very great job here. . .brought in his personals and laced some wit his metas and puns. . .]* mouth agape *

Intelligence- MIKUZ!![hu's d mur'fuckka dat wil argue dis?? wit his english, grammatical construction, hyponyms, and use of cliche`s u cant just say no]

BERG!

KillaVerse: Are u guyx cool if i drop verd?

Go ahead. . .

opener: ILLSCRIPTx...(wax actually impressed the way he nailed the opener...not like Mik'x own aint cool tho)
Closer: ILLSCRIPTx (not like itx really wowing,but better than mikx own)
personals:ILLSCRIPTx(mik sure ignored that criterial)
punchlines:TIE (mik would have edged this but scriptx aggression wax wowing...the punch wax everywhere)
flow: MIKUx
meta4:ILLSCRIPTx (but pleaxe,try to reduce ur use of Likes)
nameplay:TIE
Mvgt: ILLSCRIPTx...

Thats from my own view! Tight brawl famx

Wait o...typhoon ur verd is TIE...y did u give d vote to MIK?

And who the ffuck says "mik's asss" dnt connect?...mtcheeew...am outta here...I really didnt want to waste bars!!!...or maybe I should carry the link go fb...and lets see some dumb mofos that will teach me puns!

Illscripts calm down. Relax and cool your nerves make this battle no go give you High B.P . . .
Verdicts are not OBJECTIVE but SUBJECTIVE.
So Just chill please.

Current scores :

Mikuz 3 : 2 Scripts

Keep the verds coming, and lets keep it gentlemanly!!

Ibime: Current scores :

Mikuz 3 : 2 Scripts

Keep the verds coming, and lets keep it gentlemanly!!

sowie ibime,who are the 3 people that Gave mikuz And what of dose ppl that believes I gat this!

And Ibime...I sersly wunt accept any verd coming from ema prince or nosa Gold...so they sudnt bother pls!
@JBOY,KRIZZ...If u think I won...u can as well drop ur verdict pls!

And huh,one more thing...typhoon lacks calculation...his verd is TIE...This was Y i selected judges b4 d battle o...IBIME can u see what am talking abt? Mtcheeew,am carrying the link to fb,nairaland is ffucked!