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Re: Every Man I cOme Across Wanna Sleep With Me by chronique(m): 2:14pm On Apr 22, 2013
uboma: this is the PM sent to me by Ijeoma who called me a mugu. Please note that she sent the PM at about 12.43pm (look closer at the pix below) and still called me a mugu here on Nairaland at about 12.47pm.



Guy,why u dey dull like this? D gal yab u for here to quell any suspicion and quietly gave u audience. Instead make u follow up,you come dey show me screenshot of pm;wetin u say make I do wit am. Instead make u dey run unda g things,u dey cry say dem call u mumu. Na wa for u o. If all of us complain about babes wey call us mumu,e mean say we nor go ever see..... @ijeoma okeke: abeg nor vex;he still needs extra coaching. We've detected some factory errors in his assembling and we'll work on him to present you a real man. Sorry for the embarrassment. angry

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Re: Every Man I cOme Across Wanna Sleep With Me by uboma(m): 2:16pm On Apr 22, 2013
chronique:



Guy,why u dey dull like this? D gal yab u for here to quell any suspicion and quietly gave u audience. Instead make u follow up,you come dey show me screenshot of pm;wetin u say make I do wit am. Instead make u dey run unda g things,u dey cry say dem call u mumu. Na wa for u o. If all of us complain about babes wey call us mumu,e mean say we nor go ever see..... @ijeoma okeke: abeg nor vex;he still needs extra coaching. We've detected some factory errors in his assembling and we'll work on him to present you a real man. Sorry for the embarrassment. angry

lol.
Re: Every Man I cOme Across Wanna Sleep With Me by chikk(f): 2:16pm On Apr 22, 2013
chronique:



Guy,why u dey dull like this? D gal yab u for here to quell any suspicion and quietly gave u audience. Instead make u follow up,you come dey show me screenshot of pm;wetin u say make I do wit am. Instead make u dey run unda g things,u dey cry say dem call u mumu. Na wa for u o. If all of us complain about babes wey call us mumu,e mean say we nor go ever see..... @ijeoma okeke: abeg nor vex;he still needs extra coaching. We've detected some factory errors in his assembling and we'll work on him to present you a real man. Sorry for the embarrassment. angry

shocked shocked shocked
Re: Every Man I cOme Across Wanna Sleep With Me by Nobody: 2:19pm On Apr 22, 2013
With a handle like yours its really not surprising. Can I just ask if your husband is aware that your handle on a public forum is big.....?I'd be ashamed if I was him.

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Re: Every Man I cOme Across Wanna Sleep With Me by ezemoses(m): 2:22pm On Apr 22, 2013
poster are you a guy?
Re: Every Man I cOme Across Wanna Sleep With Me by chronique(m): 2:25pm On Apr 22, 2013
chikk:

shocked shocked shocked


Wetin? Why ur eyes dey do like that? Abi u chop frog??
Re: Every Man I cOme Across Wanna Sleep With Me by Nobody: 2:52pm On Apr 22, 2013
No one of u except the guy dat post dat pm and then the thread owner is mentally mature,if u all re,u will follow up the thread accordingly instead of goin off key.... Every thread has its own purpose,it either u like it or leave it for those dat like it! Its either u follow up or u dnt bother followin d thread at all...
Re: Every Man I cOme Across Wanna Sleep With Me by ezemoses(m): 3:00pm On Apr 22, 2013
purebarbie: No one of u except the guy dat post dat pm and then the thread owner is mentally mature,if u all re,u will follow up the thread accordingly instead of goin off key.... Every thread has its own purpose,it either u like it or leave it for those dat like it! Its either u follow up or u dnt bother followin d thread at all...



Chineke sister you mean even me too am immature? what did i do na? is it not i was talking to the poster about the thread? y must u say everyone now? i m wounded o
Re: Every Man I cOme Across Wanna Sleep With Me by Nobody: 3:14pm On Apr 22, 2013
eze my apology for excludin ur name and also others whose names i must ve excluded unintentionally,thanks.
Re: Every Man I cOme Across Wanna Sleep With Me by Enegod(m): 3:17pm On Apr 22, 2013
chronique:



Guy,why u dey dull like this? D gal yab u for here to quell any suspicion and quietly gave u audience. Instead make u follow up,you come dey show me screenshot of pm;wetin u say make I do wit am. Instead make u dey run unda g things,u dey cry say dem call u mumu. Na wa for u o. If all of us complain about babes wey call us mumu,e mean say we nor go ever see..... @ijeoma okeke: abeg nor vex;he still needs extra coaching. We've detected some factory errors in his assembling and we'll work on him to present you a real man. Sorry for the embarrassment. angry
the guy is a learner....im no kn wotsup
Re: Every Man I cOme Across Wanna Sleep With Me by ezemoses(m): 3:17pm On Apr 22, 2013
purebarbie: eze my apology for excludin ur name and also others whose names i must ve excluded unintentionally,thanks.



Thank you Madam o
Re: Every Man I cOme Across Wanna Sleep With Me by lightheart(m): 3:57pm On Apr 22, 2013
uboma:

@ chikk, i will remove the PM as soon as Ijeoma Okeke apologises to me first.
And you are now feeling like what? Park well jor.
You hv made ur point already. Move on but pls edit the pic. Abeg. Biko
Re: Every Man I cOme Across Wanna Sleep With Me by Nobody: 4:08pm On Apr 22, 2013
BIGVAJINA: i dont know why
though i am married with my ring on all the time, every man that i will encounter wanna sleep with me.
i tell them i a m married and they dont really care.
what am i doing wrong?because i dress quite decently.
is it demonic?

That is why most women make friends with gay guys. Where i work, the gay guys are very focused on their jobs,they don't bother about ladies. I see my female colleagues having open conversations with them.....unlike Nigeria where they would be stoned to death or imprisoned. The fashion and beauty industries in England are now being dominated by gay men. I would definitely trust my wife to make friends with one.
Re: Every Man I cOme Across Wanna Sleep With Me by chikk(f): 4:18pm On Apr 22, 2013
ifeness:

That is why most women make friends with gay guys. Where i work, the gay guys are very focused on their jobs,they don't bother about ladies. I see my female colleagues having open conversations with them.....unlike Nigeria where they would be stoned to death or imprisoned. The fashion and beauty industries in England are now being dominated by gay men. I would definitely trust my wife to make friends with one.

By the time your wife becomes their reason for going straight, you'll wake up.

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Re: Every Man I cOme Across Wanna Sleep With Me by Nobody: 4:34pm On Apr 22, 2013
chikk:

By the time your wife becomes their reason for going straight, you'll wake up.

Then it will be her choice if that ever happens. Gay people are born gay anyway.....they never change

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Re: Every Man I cOme Across Wanna Sleep With Me by kolamilan(m): 6:42pm On Apr 22, 2013
ur username self na die
Re: Every Man I cOme Across Wanna Sleep With Me by mctheo: 11:21pm On Apr 22, 2013
kolamilan: ur username self na die
Abi o O o
Re: Every Man I cOme Across Wanna Sleep With Me by carlos1(m): 11:29pm On Apr 22, 2013
BIGVAJINA:


you definitely have to communicate at work, church etc? dont you socialize?


She actually mean u shouldn't talk to dem wen dey bring up sex issues
Re: Every Man I cOme Across Wanna Sleep With Me by mctheo: 11:36pm On Apr 22, 2013
BIGVAJINA: i dont know why
though i am married with my ring on all the time, every man that i will encounter wanna sleep with me.
i tell them i a m married and they dont really care.
what am i doing wrong?because i dress quite decently.
is it demonic?

So γσυ don hear am b †ђΛ†...Ѡђª† do γσυ xpect "BIGVAGINA" ℓ̊ can believe γσυ (a married woman) can b usin such a term as ID ₪ plus probably, γσυ ªяέ ђΛƔin a fascinating posture †ºo. Γσυя way øƒ life nw shud portray †ђξ seriousness ₪ consciousness øƒ marriagehood...try †δ put on a new personality ₪ γσυ'll b surprised @ ђõω men Ѡσυℓϑ respect γσυ fø̲̣̣я̅ it
Re: Every Man I cOme Across Wanna Sleep With Me by 9icetoo(m): 12:27am On Apr 23, 2013
I work with three ladies in my office. They have three different characters and are all married. For the purpose of this discussion, i will represent them with alphabets.A is quite jovial, a bit excessively to my perception. She has been hit on by my male counterparts. Now a rumour is making rounds in the office that she has done the deed with one of the 'guys'. B is social but quickly draws the line when a bit of banter crossed the friendship or social line. her tactics is to withdraw, keep quiet, move away or get herself deeply buried in her work. After a while, the guys get the clue and leave her alone. C doesnt take rubbish. She once nearly shouted the office down when one of our colleagues called her out for dinner after work. She dismissed the call and gave the dude a good dressing down in the office. She only discusses work related matters or a few social and political stuffs. Her relationship with the guys is purely professional and as such everyone treats her professionaly. Looking at this three women, i observed it was all down to communication and character. C doesn't leave room for nonsense and doesn't need any mans favours or stewpid friendship. she has got her husband as her best friend. A wants to be accepted and i wonder why. Someone has accepted and married her already. So why the unneccesary niceties to the male folk? B is a bit of a mix but knows when to put one in his or her place without being disrespectful. To her, if she doesn't respond your calls or texts or chats, you will let her be. So big v, which amongst the three ladies are you?

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Re: Every Man I cOme Across Wanna Sleep With Me by RoyalRoy(m): 12:38am On Apr 23, 2013
mctheo:

So γσυ don hear am b †ђΛ†...Ѡђª† do γσυ xpect "BIGVAGINA" ℓ̊ can believe γσυ (a married woman) can b usin such a term as ID ₪ plus probably, γσυ ªяέ ђΛƔin a fascinating posture †ºo. Γσυя way øƒ life nw shud portray †ђξ seriousness ₪ consciousness øƒ marriagehood...try †δ put on a new personality ₪ γσυ'll b surprised @ ђõω men Ѡσυℓϑ respect γσυ fø̲̣̣я̅ it

Congratulations on the purchase of your new blackberry....may dare devil robbers not steal it away fromyou o....amen.
Nonsense child.....go and remove your disgusting letterings joor.
Re: Every Man I cOme Across Wanna Sleep With Me by Nobody: 6:19am On Apr 23, 2013
STOP FRONTING AND SPREAD YOUR LEGS JOOOOR
Re: Every Man I cOme Across Wanna Sleep With Me by Manweysabi(m): 8:11am On Apr 23, 2013
It's very glaring where she belong.. undecided
9icetoo: I work with three ladies in my office. They have three different characters and are all married. For the purpose of this discussion, i will represent them with alphabets.A is quite jovial, a bit excessively to my perception. She has been hit on by my male counterparts. Now a rumour is making rounds in the office that she has done the deed with one of the 'guys'. B is social but quickly draws the line when a bit of banter crossed the friendship or social line. her tactics is to withdraw, keep quiet, move away or get herself deeply buried in her work. After a while, the guys get the clue and leave her alone. C doesnt take rubbish. She once nearly shouted the office down when one of our colleagues called her out for dinner after work. She dismissed the call and gave the dude a good dressing down in the office. She only discusses work related matters or a few social and political stuffs. Her relationship with the guys is purely professional and as such everyone treats her professionaly. Looking at this three women, i observed it was all down to communication and character. C doesn't leave room for nonsense and doesn't need any mans favours or stewpid friendship. she has got her husband as her best friend. A wants to be accepted and i wonder why. Someone has accepted and married her already. So why the unneccesary niceties to the male folk? B is a bit of a mix but knows when to put one in his or her place without being disrespectful. To her, if she doesn't respond your calls or texts or chats, you will let her be. So big v, which amongst the three ladies are you?
Re: Every Man I cOme Across Wanna Sleep With Me by chieftekena: 8:32am On Apr 23, 2013
Abi oh!
tinuolababy: Big vajina that's all angry
Abi oh! Wen she has a big pussy...
Re: Every Man I cOme Across Wanna Sleep With Me by indoorlove(m): 9:09am On Apr 23, 2013
Morayo747: With a handle like yours its really not surprising. Can I just ask if your husband is aware that your handle on a public forum is big.....?I'd be ashamed if I was him.
Me too!
Re: Every Man I cOme Across Wanna Sleep With Me by Nobody: 10:50am On Apr 23, 2013
The OP's username probably gives an insight into her lifestyle...
Re: Every Man I cOme Across Wanna Sleep With Me by tinuolababy(f): 10:53am On Apr 23, 2013
chieftekena: Abi oh! Abi oh! Wen she has a big pussy...

grin grin
Re: Every Man I cOme Across Wanna Sleep With Me by SLIDEwaxie(m): 11:11am On Apr 23, 2013
uboma:

You called me a mugu here but still went ahead to send me a pm. I can attach the PM u sent to me for everyone here to know who the real mugu is.
u are a FOOL, dude!
Re: Every Man I cOme Across Wanna Sleep With Me by Mrskillz1(f): 11:26am On Apr 23, 2013
Royal Roy:

Congratulations on the purchase of your new blackberry....may dare devil robbers not steal it away fromyou o....amen.
Nonsense child.....go and remove your disgusting letterings joor.
hahahahahahahahahaha..
Re: Every Man I cOme Across Wanna Sleep With Me by ezemoses(m): 11:37am On Apr 23, 2013
SLIDE waxie: u are a FOOL, dude!


abi
Re: Every Man I cOme Across Wanna Sleep With Me by mctheo: 12:13pm On Apr 23, 2013
Royal Roy:

Congratulations on the purchase of your new blackberry....may dare devil robbers not steal it away fromyou o....amen.
Nonsense child.....go and remove your disgusting letterings joor.

Royal Roy...γσυ ђΛƔ£ a bad mouth, γσυ kno? Well, fenks fø̲̣̣я̅ γσυя GΦΦDwill...buh let's jus focus on †ђξ matter @ hand. So D̶̲̥̅̊Ơ̴̴̴͡ŋ'† start
Re: Every Man I cOme Across Wanna Sleep With Me by uboma(m): 12:52pm On Apr 23, 2013
SLIDE waxie: u are a FOOL, dude!

Thank you for exposing your low level of IQ.

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