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Re: Types Of Husband: Men What Type Are You? Women What type Is Your Hubby?? by raystanley(m): 10:24pm On Apr 23, 2013
Sorry! Don't wanna get married till i die...
Re: Types Of Husband: Men What Type Are You? Women What type Is Your Hubby?? by raystanley(m): 10:25pm On Apr 23, 2013
Sorry! Don't wanna get married till i die...
Re: Types Of Husband: Men What Type Are You? Women What type Is Your Hubby?? by Toyrem: 10:49pm On Apr 23, 2013
style$co:
TYPES OF HUSBAND

1: BACHELOR HUSBAND
Does things on his own without consulting wife. Hangs out a lot with
friends more than wife. Not serious about marriage life.

2: ACIDIC HUSBAND
Is always boiling like acid and always angry violent, moody, dominating
and very dangerous.

3: SLAVE HUSBAND
Want to be treated like Kings and treat Wife like a Slave. Likes wife to
perform old tradition respect and hates being called by their first name.

4: GENERAL HUSBAND
Husband for every woman. loves and cares for girlfriends more than
his wife. Likes giving money to girlfriends and have more female
friends.

5: DRY HUSBAND
Very moody and stingy and don't consider wife's emotions and don't
make the relationship enjoyable. Have no sense of humour.

6: PANADOL HUSBAND
Use wife as problem solver, only loves wife when needing something
from her. Is clever and knows wife's weaknesses and capitalize on that
get relief from wife.

7: PARASITE HUSBAND
Lazy and only loves wife for the sake of money. Use wife's money on
girlfriends. Not initiative and does not help wife with house
responsibilities.

8: BABY HUSBAND
Irresponsible and childish and can't make decisions on his own without
asking his Mother or relatives; compares Wife to relatives and runs to
them always if something goes wrong.

9: VISITING HUSBAND
Not always at home come as a visitor Provides family all material things
but have no time for them.

10: CARING HUSBAND
Caring and loving. Provides material and emotional needs and makes time
for family. Guides home spiritually. Very responsible and treats wife as
partner and helper.

For the Men, which one are YOU, and For the Women, which is Your
number 10 abi?
Re: Types Of Husband: Men What Type Are You? Women What type Is Your Hubby?? by yoddy01: 11:25pm On Apr 23, 2013
honeric01:

And your husband is?

You only know others but not yours?
Her own is Fi Ese lu husband grin
Re: Types Of Husband: Men What Type Are You? Women What type Is Your Hubby?? by sheymoni(m): 11:33pm On Apr 23, 2013
Nashville: Most Nigerian men I know are Caring Husband. But at the end of the day we all get what we deserve. So before some women start complaining about their husbands, I want to say you have him cos that's what you deserve! Life is fair.
nba, life isn't fair in as much as pot belly men are not given paternity leave & a dwarf paying same amount of money for full body massage
Re: Types Of Husband: Men What Type Are You? Women What type Is Your Hubby?? by delors(m): 11:43pm On Apr 23, 2013
Well, when my wife gets back now, I will show her the list. I am sure she will say I am no 10; Caring husband. Unless the she doesnt need the BB10 again. grin grin grin

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Re: Types Of Husband: Men What Type Are You? Women What type Is Your Hubby?? by sheymoni(m): 11:45pm On Apr 23, 2013
@ op there are only three types of husband
1. My husband: this type of husband share responsibility 50/50 with his wife. When napping & the kids are making noise,he dare not talk or else he'll hear the wife say something like.....don't they have the right to play?
2. Baba omo: all he does is to impregnate the wife & come home late & looking drunk. He's not responsible at all.
3. Olowo ori: he takes care of all the responsibilities. When he's sleeping,the children dare not make noise. The wife will shout at them & say go & play outside, daddy is sleeping
Re: Types Of Husband: Men What Type Are You? Women What type Is Your Hubby?? by ikweremilitant: 11:55pm On Apr 23, 2013
style$co:
TYPES OF HUSBAND

1: BACHELOR HUSBAND
Does things on his own without consulting wife. Hangs out a lot with
friends more than wife. Not serious about marriage life.

2: ACIDIC HUSBAND
Is always boiling like acid and always angry violent, moody, dominating
and very dangerous.

3: SLAVE HUSBAND
Want to be treated like Kings and treat Wife like a Slave. Likes wife to
perform old tradition respect and hates being called by their first name.

4: GENERAL HUSBAND
Husband for every woman. loves and cares for girlfriends more than
his wife. Likes giving money to girlfriends and have more female
friends.

5: DRY HUSBAND
Very moody and stingy and don't consider wife's emotions and don't
make the relationship enjoyable. Have no sense of humour.

6: PANADOL HUSBAND
Use wife as problem solver, only loves wife when needing something
from her. Is clever and knows wife's weaknesses and capitalize on that
get relief from wife.

7: PARASITE HUSBAND
Lazy and only loves wife for the sake of money. Use wife's money on
girlfriends. Not initiative and does not help wife with house
responsibilities.

8: BABY HUSBAND
Irresponsible and childish and can't make decisions on his own without
asking his Mother or relatives; compares Wife to relatives and runs to
them always if something goes wrong.

9: VISITING HUSBAND
Not always at home come as a visitor Provides family all material things
but have no time for them.

10: CARING HUSBAND
Caring and loving. Provides material and emotional needs and makes time
for family. Guides home spiritually. Very responsible and treats wife as
partner and helper.

For the Men, which one are YOU, and For the Women, which is Your
if u have all dis numerious characteristics nd have just a few words to qulify a good husbamd then ure worst
Re: Types Of Husband: Men What Type Are You? Women What type Is Your Hubby?? by churific(m): 12:13am On Apr 24, 2013
You forgot about the INVISIBLE HUSBAND. The rock, prince charming, Jesus in the flesh, Barack O-Husband, women keep waiting for that never show ups. She gives up around the age of 30-40 and end up with one of the other 10.

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Re: Types Of Husband: Men What Type Are You? Women What type Is Your Hubby?? by Richy4(m): 1:00am On Apr 24, 2013
Lol you guys will not kill me .how did you invent that kind of name Panadol Husband? really funny
Re: Types Of Husband: Men What Type Are You? Women What type Is Your Hubby?? by Cathydera(f): 1:06am On Apr 24, 2013
Every good woman's dream husband is a caring man.( no. 10). And also any good man will love to be caring. But i bet you after the " I DO, I WILL" day has gone and the two are not strong to the storms of life, the women can endure but the men will fix themselves up in any of the other types of husband(1-9). i pray for a caring hussy and also to be a caring wify.
Re: Types Of Husband: Men What Type Are You? Women What type Is Your Hubby?? by martyns303(m): 5:32am On Apr 24, 2013
style$co:
TYPES OF HUSBAND

1: BACHELOR HUSBAND
Does things on his own without consulting wife. Hangs out a lot with
friends more than wife. Not serious about marriage life.

2: ACIDIC HUSBAND
Is always boiling like acid and always angry violent, moody, dominating
and very dangerous.

3: SLAVE HUSBAND
Want to be treated like Kings and treat Wife like a Slave. Likes wife to
perform old tradition respect and hates being called by their first name.

4: GENERAL HUSBAND
Husband for every woman. loves and cares for girlfriends more than
his wife. Likes giving money to girlfriends and have more female
friends.

5: DRY HUSBAND
Very moody and stingy and don't consider wife's emotions and don't
make the relationship enjoyable. Have no sense of humour.

6: PANADOL HUSBAND
Use wife as problem solver, only loves wife when needing something
from her. Is clever and knows wife's weaknesses and capitalize on that
get relief from wife.

7: PARASITE HUSBAND
Lazy and only loves wife for the sake of money. Use wife's money on
girlfriends. Not initiative and does not help wife with house
responsibilities.

8: BABY HUSBAND
Irresponsible and childish and can't make decisions on his own without
asking his Mother or relatives; compares Wife to relatives and runs to
them always if something goes wrong.

9: VISITING HUSBAND
Not always at home come as a visitor Provides family all material things
but have no time for them.

10: CARING HUSBAND
Caring and loving. Provides material and emotional needs and makes time
for family. Guides home spiritually. Very responsible and treats wife as
partner and helper.

For the Men, which one are YOU, and For the Women, which is Your
am a combination of 1. 3. 8 and 10 with a little adjustment.
1. just leave it has it is, I do consult her sometimes tho.

3. I love to be treated like a king, but I don't treat her like a slave. in 2yrs of our relationship, she's never opened the door, except maybe she went out on her own. she's never made breakfast for herself, my career requires me to wake up by 5am, while she wakes up by 6am, I prepare both of ours, and I still make her the best coffee. hard to believe or funny as it may sound, I wear her her shoes if am around, irrespective of who is watching, my friends usually laughs. and I respect her a lot, in return she treats me like a king. the secret is simple, respect is reciprocal they say, so is love and caring. if u show someone love and care, its natural that she reciprocate except na witch she be. I hate it when she calls me by my first name, I see it as disrespect, or maybe its cos she usually calls me by my first name when she's angry at me.

8. am not irresponsible, but I still consult my mom before making certain decisions, maybe that qualifies as "baby boyfriend". I don't compare her to my sisters as they are still very young, plus she's more beautiful than any of my female relatives I know, so I don't see the compares.

10. am sure from no.3 u can tell am caring, both financially and emotionally, tho we are not married I play the role of a husband, don't want to go into details. we don't end the day without saying "kea go rata nana" and "lenna ke a rata nana"
Re: Types Of Husband: Men What Type Are You? Women What type Is Your Hubby?? by nkenu(m): 6:05am On Apr 24, 2013
Caring husband all the way!!!

Re: Types Of Husband: Men What Type Are You? Women What type Is Your Hubby?? by chiclasweet: 7:18am On Apr 24, 2013
mine is a caring husband,to God's Glory
Re: Types Of Husband: Men What Type Are You? Women What type Is Your Hubby?? by pajeroi(f): 7:19am On Apr 24, 2013
Mine definetly is no 10 nia dey make some one die for envy and jealosy for my family, I don,t even send them
Re: Types Of Husband: Men What Type Are You? Women What type Is Your Hubby?? by Oshiite: 7:55am On Apr 24, 2013
No 1,2,3 is okay for me
Re: Types Of Husband: Men What Type Are You? Women What type Is Your Hubby?? by coretechng(m): 8:00am On Apr 24, 2013
I will like to read about types of wives.

Re: Types Of Husband: Men What Type Are You? Women What type Is Your Hubby?? by buklan4realyah(f): 8:18am On Apr 24, 2013
pls i nid help. i need advise. cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry

my 4yrs fiance impregnated anoda gurl.. cry cry cry cry cry
d gurl called me yesterday nd told me that he has bin denying it i shud pls forvgv her
she knws we truly love eachoda.

i called my guy to hear frm him, i beg him to tell me d truth
he said truly he had sex with d gurl embarassed embarassed buh he is not d responsible for d baby cry cry cry cry

my question is why did he SEX d gurl. cry cry cry cry cry

am in serious dilema nd depression help me pls.
Re: Types Of Husband: Men What Type Are You? Women What type Is Your Hubby?? by minnygirl(f): 8:35am On Apr 24, 2013
style$co:
My best friend's hubby is a bachelor husband.
A very close pal of mine is panadol husband.
which one b ur own na...
Re: Types Of Husband: Men What Type Are You? Women What type Is Your Hubby?? by obasi1(m): 9:14am On Apr 24, 2013
Thank God i fall in the category of number 10
Re: Types Of Husband: Men What Type Are You? Women What type Is Your Hubby?? by safejourney: 10:03am On Apr 24, 2013
Actually I belong to No.10, but upon all that we can't satisfy human being. Even if you are in position of Jesus Christ they will still complain, until women lost their husband they will now say "ERU ENIYAN MEJI DI TI ENIKAN" I mean the responsibility of two persons become one person.

Please know the value of your partner when you are still alive as a couple.

May God help us.
Re: Types Of Husband: Men What Type Are You? Women What type Is Your Hubby?? by emilyone(f): 10:04am On Apr 24, 2013
buklan4real@yah:
pls i nid help. i need advise. cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry

my 4yrs fiance impregnated anoda gurl.. cry cry cry cry cry
d gurl called me yesterday nd told me that he has bin denying it i shud pls forvgv her
she knws we truly love eachoda.

i called my guy to hear frm him, i beg him to tell me d truth
he said truly he had sex with d gurl embarassed embarassed buh he is not d responsible for d baby cry cry cry cry

my question is why did he SEX d gurl. cry cry cry cry cry

am in serious dilema nd depression help me pls.

that your guy is an irresponsible fellow, just free him before he infects you with stds
Re: Types Of Husband: Men What Type Are You? Women What type Is Your Hubby?? by AdeojoFolukeC(f): 10:32am On Apr 24, 2013
[b][/b]give us 'types of women' too o. ;Dgive us 'types of women' too o.
Re: Types Of Husband: Men What Type Are You? Women What type Is Your Hubby?? by stylesco: 10:33am On Apr 24, 2013
buklan4real@yah:
pls i nid help. i need advise. cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry

my 4yrs fiance impregnated anoda gurl.. cry cry cry cry cry
d gurl called me yesterday nd told me that he has bin denying it i shud pls forvgv her
she knws we truly love eachoda.

i called my guy to hear frm him, i beg him to tell me d truth
he said truly he had sex with d gurl embarassed embarassed buh he is not d responsible for d baby cry cry cry cry

my question is why did he SEX d gurl. cry cry cry cry cry

am in serious dilema nd depression help me pls.

Open a new thread.
That's the best way to get the advice you seek.
Re: Types Of Husband: Men What Type Are You? Women What type Is Your Hubby?? by AdeojoFolukeC(f): 10:36am On Apr 24, 2013
raystanley: Sorry! Don't wanna get married till i die...
y did u say so??
Re: Types Of Husband: Men What Type Are You? Women What type Is Your Hubby?? by Nobody: 11:30am On Apr 24, 2013
T-john:
Already, i' sadm feeling sorry for the unlucky woman that will fall into your trap





Hi....a bit unfair cos he actually said at first that he is unlikely to get married....I call that knowing your weakness, cheers
Re: Types Of Husband: Men What Type Are You? Women What type Is Your Hubby?? by AmyMarins(f): 11:40am On Apr 24, 2013
smothly: The number10 goes to my hubby

Before nko! Which person husband odd?
Re: Types Of Husband: Men What Type Are You? Women What type Is Your Hubby?? by AmyMarins(f): 12:11pm On Apr 24, 2013
buklan4real@yah:
pls i nid help. i need advise. cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry

my 4yrs fiance impregnated anoda gurl.. cry cry cry cry cry
d gurl called me yesterday nd told me that he has bin denying it i shud pls forvgv her
she knws we truly love eachoda.

i called my guy to hear frm him, i beg him to tell me d truth
he said truly he had sex with d gurl embarassed embarassed buh he is not d responsible for d baby cry cry cry cry

my question is why did he SEX d gurl. cry cry cry cry cry

am in serious dilema nd depression help me pls.

He actually SEX(lol@ sex) her cos he is a man! My dear, be real jo! Men r promiscuise(hope i spelt well) in nature. †ђξ fact that he sleeps with sumone else does nott mean he luvs u less. Men like a** n boobs! Now dis is whr luv cums in! If u luv him, its now he wants u(unless he speaks odawise). Stand by him. Ɣε̲̣̣̣̥§ ur man did wrong, aside impregnating anoda gurl, it shows he f**ks without a condom! And trust me, for life n health's sake, its wrong. Worse cums to worst, †ђξ lady gives birth. Luv is more than we seee or say it! It goes beyond words n gifts. Das why i smh @people calln Annie Idibia a fool. Godforbid, but it happens 2me(shit can happen to anybody), i will of course G☺̣̣̥̇ VERY mad, and will even be "madder" if he keeps denying or lying wen he so noz he is reponsible. Then we'll ttalk abt it(after days cos seriously, A̶̲̥̅♏‎​ human) and ask him wat he wants. If the guy decides to marry her, i carry my kaya and move. If he agrees he is responsible n †ђξ oda lady insist  keepn †ђξ baby, no wahala! And God bless her if †ђξ child is a gurl(i luv baby gurls with a passion!).

U Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴̴͡ eh, we complicate issues! If u luv sum1 n s/he errs, so u throw †ђξ person away cos †ђξ person dissappointed u by being human n imperfect? Sum friends will even laf @ u sef, sayn u r still with †ђξ said person cos u feel "husband scarce"(lmao)! Tell dem its wat luv is 'bout! U sttick to †ђξ person u luv, even in imperfections! Its wen s/he keeps repeatn it u let †ђξ peron G☺̣̣̥̇ . Ladies n gentlemen, i no u'd tink A̶̲̥̅♏‎​ crazy; but i just blive is beyond words, in gud n sweet times. Even †ђξ bible describes †ђξ true definition of luv!

O geh, unless u just dont want(b4 dis episode) him again, i advise u stick by ur man!#drinknwater
Re: Types Of Husband: Men What Type Are You? Women What type Is Your Hubby?? by tnktosin(m): 1:38pm On Apr 24, 2013
fubbyy: If I finally get married(which I know I won't) I will be a bachelor husband, can't trade my hanging out with my homies to anything in this world
Chill Bro, no one will tell you. I used to think that way but dem no dey tell deaf say market don close. If u decide not to change den u'd understand when they say "a happy wife makes a happy man".
Re: Types Of Husband: Men What Type Are You? Women What type Is Your Hubby?? by graphicsplay: 2:07pm On Apr 24, 2013
fubbyy: If I finally get married(which I know I won't) I will be a bachelor husband, can't trade my hanging out with my homies to anything in this world


THE SAME MENTALITY THAT ALMOST WRECKED ONE OF MY FRIENDS MARRIAGE.....HE MARRIED A VERY POSSESSIVE LADY. IT PAYS TO BALANCE COMMITMENTS TO WIFE AND FRIENDS
Re: Types Of Husband: Men What Type Are You? Women What type Is Your Hubby?? by Greatlydia(f): 2:21pm On Apr 24, 2013
caring husband
Re: Types Of Husband: Men What Type Are You? Women What type Is Your Hubby?? by betty1983(f): 5:20pm On Apr 24, 2013
my hubby is no. 10 any time, any day, very loving and caring. I love u boo

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