Four men rode in a car: a mechanical engineer, an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer, and a computer engineer.

The car stalled out.

The mechanical engineer said, "It must be the pistons; let's repair them and be on our way."

The electrical engineer said, "It has to be the spark plugs; we'll replace them and be ready to roll in no time at all."

The chemical engineer said. "No, it's got to be bad gas; we'll flush the system and be on our way."

They turned to the computer engineer. "What do you think we should do?" they asked.

The computer engineer shrugged and said, "Let's get out of the car, close the doors, then get back in and try restarting it."

thats ma baby, keeping it real.

keep it coming my yum yum

Nice one, kept me like whoooo!
Kool babe

true talk.

good one.

tnkx yummie, et al


Happy Hour
A guy walks into a bar and there's a horse serving drinks. The horse asks, "What are you staring at? Haven't you ever seen a horse tending bar before?"

The guy says, "It's not that. I just never thought the parrot would sell the place."

Lol
Hope the fish will soon buy the bar.

lol tufe ur wife is a nice joker

its I

haba! Sam u kno now

Uncle sam the bank robber

lol. omg so i've been missin out al da stuffs goin on al diz wile in nairaland, glad i joined doe

no tj, Gen sam is not a bank robber,
he's my man

WHAT are my eyes seeing? Is Sam trying to take what doesnt belong to him. Sam, i do not share, plz back off

Tj, thanks for having my back in my absence. you are a good frnd. . . . but meanwhile, where u dey since na? hope say no be mimiko pant sha

notin like dat yummie, dnt u trust me again??
anyways av told him, he's just my man,
trust me

Ok my baby, i'll take ur word for it.but i dont want to hear story Ooo

no storyyyyyyyyyyyyy

ok ooo

this is for you my yummy

Nobi small thing.

love in nairaland Tokyo. ask her what she does in sam's house every night, na nigeria film dem dey watch?

I like

I don dey notice say sammy wan bein dey snatch wife oh

Wetin Sammy do una wey una tasi like dis.
Abeg make una leave am o na correct guy.

abi u dey trip for am too?

which kind talk be dis

Well boy to boy is not a bad idea.

Ask ayusman forfurtehr details

i don dey suspect u say u dey swing both ways

there is love in sharing TYTY with tufe

party

me i no know dat one oh