Once upon a time, there was a prince who, through no fault of his own, was cast under a spell by an evil witch. The curse was that the prince could speak only one word each year. However, he could save up the words so that if he did not speak for a whole year, the following year he was allowed to speak two words. (This was before the time of letter writing or sign language.)

One day, he met a beautiful princess (ruby lips, golden hair, sapphire eyes) and fell madly in love with her. With the greatest difficulty, he refrained from speaking for 2 whole years so that he could look at her and say, "My darling." But at the end of these 2 years, he wished to tell her that he loved her. So he waited 3 more years without speaking, bringing the total number of silent years to 5.

At the end of these 5 years, he realized that he had to ask her to marry him. So he waited another 4 years without speaking.

Finally, as the 9th year of silence ended, his joy knew no bounds. Leading the lovely princess to the most secluded and romantic place in that beautiful royal garden, the prince heaped a hundred red roses on her lap, knelt before her, and taking her hand in his, said, "My darling, I love you! Will you marry me?"

And the princess tucked a strand of golden hair behind her dainty ear, opened her sapphire eyes in wonder, and parting her ruby lips, said, "Pardon?"

oh sh*t, that is so unfair. another nine years in the waiting. poor man. nice joke.

why didnt he just write it. stupid prince

OMG! Another 9 years?    LOL      

nightrider:

why didnt he just write it. stupid prince

This was why

stupid prince

yemmy04:

(This was before the time of letter writing or sign language.)

Meeeeeeeeen Na die for that waiting weh him go do o

this one hard 'o'
the girl had better hear coz age is no longer on her side.
another nine yaers ! hmmph !

Hmmmn! the poor prince shl wait for another 3yrs and say "PLEASE MARRY ME"

Yes another 3-4 years will do

nice joke.

but what if after waiting for all those years, he finds out that she is engaged to another person.

yeeeeee!!! gbese. another nine years! na wa for him. he needs deliverence. bring am come my place

Then she'll have to look for another one!

awwwwwwwwwww, what a waste!!!
Poor prince
HE needs to wait another 2 years and just say MARRY ME.

Awwwwwwwh poor him!

well its a lesson.when next he wants to, maybe after another nine years,he should not be in a hurry to pronounce each of the words.
he can go by this myyyy darrrrrlingggg, iiiiii loooove yooouuuu!wiiillll yoouuu maaarrryyyy meeeeee? even if the princess has an ear problem, she will hear him clear.

Okay, another nine years ! Haba ! thats gross ! how come we've all forgotten that, actions speaks louder than words? he should forget about nine mumu years and just act something nice and romantic and even if the girl has no ears, she'll definately understands what the prince charming is saying, ABI? ANd they can live happily ever after

Nice one for real !
Cheers

micklplus, i agree with what u said.but remember ladies are moved by what they hear.

Kamsy, are u trying to tell us that,ladies dont mind actions even if a monkey has something nice to say? Ofcource, ladies get thrilled with beautiful performance and actions ! what if the guy is just cooking up fantastic stories ?

In as much as i want to agree with your point that says "ladies are moved by what they hear" i still believe in the general notion that says," action speaks louder than words"

Cheers

9 yrs wasted?

nt very realistic buh funny. . . !

dabby:

nice joke.

but what if after waiting for all those years, he finds out that she is engaged to another person.

exactly

omg.

loooooooooolllllllllllll, ds z mean now, wat was d princess even thinkin abt da she ddnt hear, he shud draw a heart on d floor n place a ring in d middle

nice one there

@poster u try sha

OMG!!! poor him

baybbootz:

he shud draw a heart on d floor n place a ring in d middle

Lol gud advise

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devil is a liar, she is deaf

u mean abbey is devil?

lol, na now i dey laugh my own.

Lol Sylvex where u see dat one?

Lmfao!Awww , poor prince