The Bride: Kelechi (‘Kecci’)
The Groom: Sander
The Date: Easter Sunday, March 31, 2013
The Location: Umuagwo Eziudo, Imo State.
This girl is golden. I think she has quality. See a crowd of, maybe, grooms sisters, or cousins, or friends moving down to this poor house to marry her. No opposition. Igbo ladies have quality. Kudos sweetheart. it's character and worth. Some ladies i know who never moved close to Cotonou will be more British than Margret Thatcher. See a true daughter drawing down a full house of white ladies to her father's poor village house. This lady is a gold.

Huh?

How does that make her lay golden eggs?

And to think I came here to see 'em golden eggs

Buhehehehehe! Golden eggs indeed!

joeydozzy: How does that make her lay golden eggs?

I wonder oooo! Good luck to the groom (yes, the groom )though. All the best. God bless Nigeria.

joeydozzy: How does that make her lay golden eggs?

SilentCrescendo: And to think I came here to see 'em golden eggs

lwkmd

This OP's madness is very strong!

OP is dat u abi wat is d reason of openin d thread?

SilentCrescendo: And to think I came here to see 'em golden eggs

lmao

Where's d bleeping egg na?

Mynd_44: Huh?

LMAO

Achieverbaba: Where's d bleeping egg na?

Eye dey pain u? You no see all those white people there. Which gold pass that one ( to kidnappers all of them na 24 carat gold)

GERROUT! You're just elated your sister landed a white dude. You feel even more honour and privilege he brought more of his specie (aka 'GOLDEN EGGS'...Say What?? )

....and she no fine !

firetrap:

Eye dey pain u? You no see all those white people there. Which gold pass that one ( to kidnappers all of them na 24 carat gold)

White people are normal beings ,some of them are poor too ,yes!

Wey the eggs na?

I dey find omelette sef...

joeydozzy: How does that make her lay golden eggs?

its a metaphor,chump!

@kenyattaMoore:


White people are normal beings ,some of them are poor too ,yes!

groom aint poor.
E easy to transport up to 7 persons across the earth?

Fine man.

@kenyattaMoore:


White people are normal beings ,some of them are poor too ,yes!

I never said they were supernatural beings, if you took time to read my post you'd see that I was trying to be funny

fr3do:

its a metaphor,chump!

1.metaphors are meant to be self explanatory. This one isn't
2, even after reading the op, the metaphor isn't
3. metaphors are not meant for thread topics

Jheeezz una no go kill persin here o. Golden egg? Op needs to calm tha fork down!

Where the egg nah?? Op i dey wait ooh...

firetrap:

Eye dey pain u? You no see all those white people there. Which gold pass that one ( to kidnappers all of them na 24 carat gold)

Gee, ur 3rd eye sharrrrp wellå. Lolz

The force is strong with this one.

More like albino eggs

BlackBaron: The force is strong with this one.

In the voice of Yoda "marry a white man you will"

Inferiority complex! Typical inferiority!

joeydozzy: How does that make her lay golden eggs?

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smh

Witty are pu-C and without culture , how can a husband marry in his wife's village De fck is that?

CyberG: Inferiority complex! Typical inferiority!

Lol, they won't get you..

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