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Re: Muskeeto Must Repent! by RespectMoneys: 1:27pm On May 06, 2013
musKeeto: Just one comment...



Show me these signs and I'll be a Yahweh slave forever..
The sign is written all over u, it takes ur believe and faith to see it.. u r d sign u r looking for.
Re: Muskeeto Must Repent! by RespectMoneys: 1:31pm On May 06, 2013
uj_sizzle: Muskeeto isn't Saul, he's simply a christian who's lost his way.
I agree with u he is definitely a Christian that lost his way no doubt about it... But persecuting Christians puts him in d same line with Saul.... He is just a wannabe
Re: Muskeeto Must Repent! by RespectMoneys: 1:39pm On May 06, 2013
ifeness:

It takes a slave to convert a slave.
Who told u so? How can too blind men be BFF, who will lead who and who will follow? What we need is someone who had been in the jungle #atheism#, who knows his or her way in and out of the EVIL FOREST.. to make the soul winning campaign an easy thing to do. The kingdom needs THEM!
Re: Muskeeto Must Repent! by Nobody: 1:42pm On May 06, 2013
#RespectMoney$:

The sign is written all over u, it takes ur believe and faith to see it.. u r d sign u r looking for.


Smh...
This is all you have.. Jesus never said anyone should look in the mirror.. he simply demonstrated his power with signs that people could see. Stop speaking in parables and be more Christ like..

THE VERSES EXPLICITLY TELL YOU YOU HAVE THE POWER TO PERFORM THOSE SIGNS...

PERFORM THEM PLEASE... AND STOP RANTING...
Re: Muskeeto Must Repent! by Nobody: 1:45pm On May 06, 2013
musKeeto:


Smh...
This is all you have.. Jesus never said anyone should look tomorrow.. he simply demonstrated his power with signs that people could see. Stop speaking in parables and be more Christ like..

THE VERSES EXPLICITLY TELL YOU YOU HAVE THE POWER TO PERFORM THOSE SIGNS...

PERFORM THEM PLEASE... AND STOP RANTING...
[size=20pt]A LAME FRIEND OF MINE WALKED AFTER ATTENDING A PASTOR E.A ADEBOYE'S CONCERT.. HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THAT?? PLEASE EXPLAIN[/size]
Re: Muskeeto Must Repent! by Nobody: 1:49pm On May 06, 2013
Toluwarni:
[size=20pt]A LAME FRIEND OF MINE WALKED AFTER ATTENDING A PASTOR E.A ADEBOYE'S CONCERT.. HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THAT?? PLEASE EXPLAIN[/size]

Indeed, the friend was lame just like the story..

I also have a friend whose big toe used to stretch to his knee.. We danced round him twice and prayed to Ooman's pig continously for about a month.... One night, the pig appeared to him, and rubbed some bacon on it.. Today, my friend comfortably wears shoes and is even considering a professional football career..


How do you explain this?
Re: Muskeeto Must Repent! by Nobody: 1:51pm On May 06, 2013
musKeeto:

Indeed, the friend was lame just like the story..

I also have a friend whose big toe used to stretch to his knee.. We danced round him twice and prayed to Ooman's pig continously for about a month.... One night, the pig appeared to him, and rubbed some bacon on it.. Today, my friend comfortably wears shoes and is even considering a professional football career..


How do you explain this?

Lol!!! You see the ish? There is no point asking for proof when you won't even attempt to verify whether it's true...
Re: Muskeeto Must Repent! by Nobody: 1:53pm On May 06, 2013
striktlymi:

Lol!!! You see the ish? There is no point asking for proof when you won't even attempt to verify whether it's true...

I'm not asking for proof... Anyone can formulate any story... even you should know this..

Those verses aren't limited to the so called MEN of GOD.. I know a lot of believers who wouldn't dare pick up a snake even if Jesus himself showed up...
Re: Muskeeto Must Repent! by Nobody: 1:58pm On May 06, 2013
musKeeto:

I'm not asking for proof... Anyone can formulate any story... even you should know this..

Those verses aren't limited to the so called MEN of GOD.. I know a lot of believers who wouldn't dare pick up a snake even if Jesus himself showed up...

Okidoki...if you say so boss...

***holding head and trying hard to understand the bold below***

musKeeto: Just one comment...



Show me these signs and I'll be a Yahweh slave forever..

Ah mehn...this is harder than I thought...I don't think I can get my puny brain to unravel this mystery... grin
Re: Muskeeto Must Repent! by Nobody: 2:02pm On May 06, 2013
Come on strik... Proof leaves no space for doubts.. They show me those signs, I go through them critically, then I have proof Yahweh exists and His Word is TRUE...
Re: Muskeeto Must Repent! by Nobody: 2:04pm On May 06, 2013
musKeeto:

Indeed, the friend was lame just like the story..

I also have a friend whose big toe used to stretch to his knee.. We danced round him twice and prayed to Ooman's pig continously for about a month.... One night, the pig appeared to him, and rubbed some bacon on it.. Today, my friend comfortably wears shoes and is even considering a professional football career..


How do you explain this?
Muskeeto, tell me, what would i gain by formulating this story?? I'm just telling you facts, I saw it with my own two eye's. I'm not forcing you to believe my story, all I'm asking you to do, is dig deep, and you'll experience God. God is real, the sooner you accept that, the better for you. cheesy cheesy I've seen so many things in my life to convert atheism. If you ask for prove and i give you prove, you will create a twist to it, and say it can be explained logically. Take your time and study the word of Yahweh deeply, and i bet you, you'll experience him cheesy cheesy PEACE.
Re: Muskeeto Must Repent! by Nobody: 2:07pm On May 06, 2013
Toluwarni:
Muskeeto, tell me, what would i gain by formulating this story?? I'm just telling you facts, I saw it with my own two eye's. I'm not forcing you to believe my story, all I'm asking you to do, is dig deep, and you'll experience God. God is real, the sooner you accept that, the better for you. cheesy cheesy I've seen so many things in my life to convert atheism. If you ask for prove and i give you prove, you will create a twist to it, and say it can be explained logically. Take your time and study the word of Yahweh deeply, and i bet you, you'll experience him cheesy cheesy PEACE.

yeah, right, who said I don't have PEACE? lmao...

Oh boy, everyone has their own perception.. Just like you doubt mine, I also doubt yours. Subjective experiences should always be questioned when one tries to draw general conclusions from them..
Re: Muskeeto Must Repent! by Nobody: 2:07pm On May 06, 2013
musKeeto: Come on strik... Proof leaves no space for doubts.. They show me those signs, I go through them critically, then I have proof Yahweh exists and His Word is TRUE...

Oh silly me...we were saying the same thing after-all...


striktlymi:

Lol!!! You see the ish? There is no point asking for proof when you won't even attempt to verify whether it's true...
Re: Muskeeto Must Repent! by Nobody: 2:08pm On May 06, 2013
lol.. indeed..
Re: Muskeeto Must Repent! by Nobody: 2:10pm On May 06, 2013
musKeeto:

yeah, right, who said I don't have PEACE? lmao...

Oh boy, everyone has their own perception.. Just like you doubt mine, I also doubt yours. Subjective experiences should always be questioned when one tries to draw general conclusions from them..
True..I didn't say you don't have peace..Lmao cheesy, I just ended my statement with 'PEACE'. Go to your village, and ask them to give you JUJU, any JUJU at all, test it and see if it won't work, you're an atheist, you've got nothing to lose going to a BABALAWO, as a Christian, it's a sin on my Part.. Why can't you verify, don't some really deep research, before concluding there is no Higher Power or supernatural realm out there
Re: Muskeeto Must Repent! by Nobody: 2:10pm On May 06, 2013
musKeeto: lol.. indeed..

grin
Re: Muskeeto Must Repent! by Nobody: 2:11pm On May 06, 2013
Toluwarni:
True..I didn't say you don't have peace..Lmao cheesy, I just ended my statement with 'PEACE'.

grin
Re: Muskeeto Must Repent! by Nobody: 2:13pm On May 06, 2013
musKeeto:

grin
^^MODIFIED POST
Re: Muskeeto Must Repent! by Nobody: 2:23pm On May 06, 2013
Toluwarni:
True..I didn't say you don't have peace..Lmao cheesy, I just ended my statement with 'PEACE'. Go to your village, and ask them to give you JUJU, any JUJU at all, test it and see if it won't work, you're an atheist, you've got nothing to lose going to a BABALAWO, as a Christian, it's a sin on my Part.. Why can't you verify, don't some really deep research, before concluding there is no Higher Power or supernatural realm out there
Re: Muskeeto Must Repent! by Nobody: 2:27pm On May 06, 2013
Toluwarni:
True..I didn't say you don't have peace..Lmao cheesy, I just ended my statement with 'PEACE'. Go to your village, and ask them to give you JUJU, any JUJU at all, test it and see if it won't work, you're an atheist, you've got nothing to lose going to a BABALAWO, as a Christian, it's a sin on my Part.. Why can't you verify, don't some really deep research, before concluding there is no Higher Power or supernatural realm out there

I 'abuse' your God and live.. I test my 'juju' and it harms..

Hmmm.. shows which one is more powerful...
Re: Muskeeto Must Repent! by Nobody: 2:35pm On May 06, 2013
musKeeto:

I 'abuse' your God and live.. I test my 'juju' and it harms..

Hmmm.. shows which one is more powerful...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RLZBVQz_zc
watch this video
Re: Muskeeto Must Repent! by Nobody: 2:42pm On May 06, 2013
Toluwarni:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RLZBVQz_zc
watch this video

Don't tell me you did not see the trick?
Re: Muskeeto Must Repent! by Nobody: 2:43pm On May 06, 2013
striktlymi:

Don't tell me you did not see the trick?
No
Re: Muskeeto Must Repent! by Nobody: 2:44pm On May 06, 2013
Toluwarni:
No

I did!
Re: Muskeeto Must Repent! by Nobody: 2:49pm On May 06, 2013
striktlymi:

I did!
I'm not saying it's real, IT COULD BE A TRICK AND IT COULD BE REAL.. ALL I'M SAYING IS, I WAS THERE WHEN MY LAME FRIEND WAS HEALED... BELIEVE IT OR NOT
Re: Muskeeto Must Repent! by Nobody: 2:54pm On May 06, 2013
Toluwarni:
I'm not saying it's real, IT COULD BE A TRICK AND IT COULD BE REAL.. ALL I'M SAYING IS, I WAS THERE WHEN MY LAME FRIEND WAS HEALED... BELIEVE IT OR NOT

I am not saying you lied about your friend man...I have also experienced stuff but the truth is that what you experienced cannot be objectively ascertained by any of us here apart from you...

It's great that it has helped build your faith in God, just like my experiences has helped built mine but still man, it is really not as objective as you might want it to be.
Re: Muskeeto Must Repent! by RespectMoneys: 3:32pm On May 06, 2013
musKeeto:

I 'abuse' your God and live.. I test my 'juju' and it harms..

Hmmm.. shows which one is more powerful...
U are alive cuz he doesn't wanna harm u, he gat better plans for u... U should thank ur stars that u aren't in d days of Moses cuz ur statement here will strike u dead instantly.. life changes so God's motive about human beings changes too.
Re: Muskeeto Must Repent! by Nobody: 3:39pm On May 06, 2013
#RespectMoney$:

U are alive cuz he doesn't wanna harm u, he gat better plans for u... U should thank ur stars that u aren't in d days of Moses cuz ur statement here will strike u dead instantly.. life changes so God's motive about human beings changes too.
Lol.. Wetin concern me concern Moses?

It'd better if you guys knew more of your history rather than the Jewish one...

smh...

Please y'all would do well to read up on Sai Baba...

That's all..
Re: Muskeeto Must Repent! by Nobody: 3:44pm On May 06, 2013
musKeeto:
Lol.. Wetin concern me concern Moses?

It'd better if you guys knew more of your history rather than the Jewish one...

smh...

Please y'all would do well to read up on Sai Baba...

That's all..

Why read about him when we have our very own Olumba?
Re: Muskeeto Must Repent! by Nobody: 3:46pm On May 06, 2013
striktlymi:

Why read about him when we have our very own Olumba?
Lol, is Olumba on youtube?

Sai Baba is.. grin grin
Re: Muskeeto Must Repent! by Nobody: 3:48pm On May 06, 2013
musKeeto:
Lol, is Olumba on youtube?

Sai Baba is.. grin grin

Olumba has similar claims as Sai, so he is supposed to be everywhere ni grin

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