Gboliwe:
stop forming, bring her home. My asoebi is gathering dust already.
Where are you now?

hahahahahha......na u i like, not caracta anymore.

caseless: hahahahahha......na u i like, not caracta anymore.

lol. Stop misbehaving.
did you later find and go to that place u askd directions to?
Where are you, back to base or still there?

Gboliwe:
lol. Stop misbehaving.
did you later find and go to that place u askd directions to?
Where are you, back to base or still there?

not misbehaving, it is what it is.

Stil dere......

caseless: not misbehaving, it is what it is.

Stil dere......

Then we can see! Yaaay!

Gboliwe:
Then we can see! Yaaay!

o'cos, yes! Love u!

caseless: o'cos, yes! Love u!

stop the rubbish jor before you scare Caracta away.

its drizzling, I didnt cook rice

Gboliwe:
stop the rubbish jor before you scare Caracta away.

its drizzling, I didnt cook rice

Ahaps! Me ke? Abeg o...

Caracta:

Ahaps! Me ke? Abeg o...

my sister inlaw. Welcome.

Gboliwe:
my sister inlaw. Welcome.

Stop it abeg. Na you dey allow this guy talk to me anyhow. It haff do o.

Happy sunday

Caracta:
Stop it abeg. Na you dey allow this guy talk to me anyhow. It haff do o.

Happy sunday

if he is talking to you anyhow, na because he love you I wont stand between both of you. I like you already, i'll show you round his village, take you to see the stream and help you pound Kuka. Lol

Gboliwe:
if he is talking to you anyhow, na because he love you I wont stand between both of you. I like you already, i'll show you round his village, take you to see the stream and help you pound Kuka. Lol

Hahahahahhaha. Rotflol.
What's "kuka"?

Gboliwe:
stop the rubbish jor before you scare Caracta away.

its drizzling, I didnt cook rice

I need rice....and u knw wat it wld be like around u when it is drizzling. I'm coming down

caseless: caracta is too old for me.

I need rice....and u knw wat it wld be like around u when it is drizzling. I'm coming down

bush boy!

Caracta:
Hahahahahhaha. Rotflol.
What's "kuka"?

his favorite meal. A special delicacy

Gboliwe:
bush boy!

city lady, i love u!

Caracta:

On a more serious note, i like and respect you...but all the same i won't take all the names-calling and silly comments from him. I beg you in God's name and by His mercies, let it stop. I don't care if it's a joke or not. Plssss. Nairaland is too big to tolerate silly jokes. This is not his first time. It's becoming a dumb habit.
Thank you

*unfollows thread*

wow!
I sincerely apologise on his behalf. I am even sorry I joined, I thought it was all fun and games. I will remember never to poke or taunt you again. I didnt know you were serious. Sorry.

Both of you were a pair though even though I never discussed you offline, I just assumed it was all for the fun.

Gboliwe:
wow!
I sincerely apologise on his behalf. I am even sorry I joined, I thought it was all fun and games. I will remember never to poke or taunt you again. I didnt know you were serious. Sorry.

Both of you were a pair though even though I never discussed you offline, I just assumed it was all for the fun.

LMAO!! I've been in this situation several times; joking with nlers, not realizing they were actually fighting

Texas.Cowgirl:



LMAO!! I've been in this situation several times; joking with nlers, not realizing they were actually fighting

i need your advice then on how you came out unlynched. Lol

Gboliwe:
i need your advice then on how you came out unlynched. Lol

Stop making me laugh jor. Who lynched you?

*sharpens cutlass*

We must marry you! If it didnt work with caseless, I have more unmarried cousins.

Do you like pipsland? or what is that his stupid name

Gboliwe: We must marry you! If it didnt work with caseless, I have more unmarried cousins.

Do you like pipsland? or what is that his stupid name

ahaps! Pips gini? I hope he's not your cousin. He can't even be sef.

My bride price is expensive o. Can your unmarried cousin(s) afford it?

Caracta:
ahaps! Pips gini? I hope he's not your cousin. He can't even be sef.

My bride price is expensive o. Can your unmarried cousin(s) afford it?

if he were, i'll disown my family.

if worse comes to worst, i'll cut my long hair and sell. We can't all be importers of brazillian, we can export Nigerian hair

Gboliwe:
if he were, i'll disown my family.

if worse comes to worst, i'll cut my long hair and sell. We can't all be importers of brazillian, we can export Nigerian hair

Hahahaha. Interesting! Hmmm. Your men must be hairy then. I might consider one of them.

Dark skinned?

We have assorted o. A big family. Different shapes, sizes, heights, complexion. We have something for everybody. Just tel me your spec and i'll link you up

Hahaha. Why are they all unmarried and available na? Is there something i need to know? Oya tell me o. Can i get six packs too?

Caracta: Hahaha. Why are they all unmarried and available na? Is there something i need to know? Oya tell me o. Can i get six packs too?

its the situation of this generation. Too many women roaming the streets, very few wives. But since you were discovered, I will never leave you until you come home. Lol

6packs is our brand. Thats how you know them. BTW, which kain of 6pcks do you like? Psquare type or Lynxx?

*clears throat*

It's hard to choose. I like p-square though.

I don't want small boys o. Nah nah nah... Don't go and bring one tiny secondary/tertiary institution boy. Ayam a mover and a shaker. He must be ready to bomb Aso rock for me and freeze the sun.

Lol

Lol? No o. You need to give acceptance speech to my terms and condition

Caracta:

........

Texas.Cowgirl:



LMAO!! I've been in this situation several times; joking with nlers, not realizing they were actually fighting

we have no face-off or rough relationship btw us. I'm surprised she replied so terribly. She's accusing me of me of being a silly-mannered towards her jokes, this i knw never happened btw us. I'm not denying cos i'm not afraid of her(she knws this), but i did nothin like that.

I want to see the post wher i did that......if she's saying tha truth..