This morning, Hon Patrick Obayaibgon drove into a petrol station in his sleek, state of the art range rover sports:
Patrick: Guy, abeg give me full tank (in benin language)
Attendant: I only speak English, sir.
Patrick:Ok brother, good morning, i currently feel a profound desire to replenish the propellant of ♍y̲̣̣̣̥ motorized automoblie. Therefore i cordially request You to transfer from your subterranean reservoir a sufficient quantity of the combustible fluid of the highest octane rating to fill the appropriate receptacle of the said means of perambulation to the brim.
Attendant: bros, na play i d̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ play o,♍y̲̣̣̣̥ name na Omoh, You fit talk A♏ for benin.


Yanga d̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ sleep, monkey go wake A♏.

hon u 2 badt
as i dy c u so u don pass SOYINKA SELF

remecy: This morning, Hon Patrick Obayaibgon drove into a petrol station in his sleek, state of the art range rover sports:
Patrick: Guy, abeg give me full tank (in benin language)
Attendant: I only speak English, sir.
Patrick:Ok brother, good morning, i currently feel a profound desire to replenish the propellant of ♍y̲̣̣̣̥ motorized automoblie. Therefore i cordially request You to transfer from your subterranean reservoir a sufficient quantity of the combustible fluid of the highest octane rating to fill the appropriate receptacle of the said means of perambulation to the brim.
Attendant: bros, na play i d̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ play o,♍y̲̣̣̣̥ name na Omoh, You fit talk A♏ for benin.


Yanga d̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ sleep, monkey go wake A♏.

lol