You old man, did I hear you say 'GAINT OF AFRICA',ok, am sure you meant 'GOLIATH OF AFRICA.Don't worry, very soon all the Davids of Africa will soon hit on you.People are talking those who don't have a single man left after their years of civil war to take over their leadership are still talking.Infact now that you are president what will they call your husband? first lady ehm?hnm, I pitty that man oh, If na me I for plan family coup.See what is bothering this old man whose house is on fire and he is still talking.see you, I nover even start, by the time I finish they go regret why them free me from KIRIKIRI.I must recover the things when I loss the first time. When my mates dey rule for many years, I go smart hand over.This time nothing for them.Who dey wait go old.See that one when no let my brother enjoy him right still they eye this seat.ODI ODI FOR YOU.Nobi only ASO you go stay, na ASS HOLE.Even this smalley when I allow dey lick peper wan still show him talent.When I dey for kirikiri he dey for bush dey do 'KAI' for NAMA.Make those other people no try me oh.Na now they wan break abi? dey no fit break when I dey for Kirikiri make I free.They better waite make I R.I.P because that na the only thing when go fit comot me from this chair.As for those people when get national cake make them no worry.I know their problem, na we we.

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